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6079319 No.6079319[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Anyone got more of these? They're great.

>> No.6079326
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>>6079319
liek this?

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>>6079330
Yes!

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>>6079331
ok then have some

>> No.6079344
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My favourite

>> No.6079345

>>>/b/

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>>6079338
btw, i hate this kind of threads on /sci/ but nothing's good today

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>>6079345
you got point there
there are no mods on sci thou
i tried reporting some shit today and nothing.
i may get banned for saying i reported something

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>> No.6079360

>>6079348
The difference with this one is I can imagine Kaku saying it

>> No.6079361

>>6079348
I cant determine if that one is true or not.
10/10.

This is how its done people.

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>>6079360
>>6079361
Yep. The best are the ones that are obviously false but almost sound legitimate.

>> No.6079412

>>6079345
>sci related content
>/b/

We're slow enough as it is.

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>>6079345
Unlike /b/ some of these actually funny

This one is a real quote btw

>> No.6079470

>>6079345

>no fun allowed

>> No.6079503

>>6079427
I dont get it, the wind is finite and harnessing it does cause climate change. are you reying to imply this is funny?

>> No.6079525

>>6079354
My favourite.

>> No.6079526

>>6079412

>Le funney memes xDDDD
>sci related content

pick one

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>> No.6079614
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All hail the Emperor! ALL HAIL!

>> No.6079649

>>6079526
No.

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>> No.6080015

>>6079614
Oh hi, remember me? I'm here to keep my promise:
You're a retarded faggot.

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>>6080015

No, I don't remember you, but that's probably because you're a retarded faggot. Who bothers to remember retarded faggots? Not me; that much I can tell you. Pic related.

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>>6080018
I could actually believe that's a real quote

pic semi related, I'm not shitting you but this is a real quote

>> No.6080088

>>6080000
That one might actually have been possible because nobody really knows how many peas there were in Mendel's day.

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top lel

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>> No.6080307

>>6079503
Wind is renewable. By bringing in large blocks of ice or meteors we can harvest more.

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>> No.6080343

Ony about 2 or 3 of these are subtle enough to pass as trolling. The rest are too blatant

>> No.6080348

>>6080327
This one is hilarious

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>>6080327
>I mean top-drawer stuff

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>> No.6080496

>>6080343
Wow, what a coincidence, because also only about 2 or 3 of these are trying to pass as believable

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>>6079334
> black science man

>> No.6080526

>>6079354
Based Chomsky

>> No.6081280

Most of these are shit and unfunny, why must a perfectly fine fake quote be made retarded with out of character swearing or shitty name?

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>>6081280

<---------

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>>6080469
This one is brilliant

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hardly ever post on this board, but I have a shitload of these pics, so let's start

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>mfw people on /pol/ take these seriously

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>> No.6081657

>>6079427
That's not an actual quote. It was what Time magazine said that he implied. A simple Google search will tell you that.

>> No.6081659

>>6081650
no, no they don't.

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>> No.6081685

>>6080469
>>6081369

the only good ones

>> No.6081696

>>6079542
that sounds like almost something he might say.

>> No.6081705

>>6081644

He means "two-thousand millions".

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>>6081644
I thought you said you had a shitload, I only see 6.

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>> No.6081767

Thanks a lot guys, you made me waste a perfectly good cigarette that I couldn't inhale properly.

>> No.6081787

>>6081767
We're saving you from cancer this way

>> No.6081790

>>6081742

Why is he always making that goofy fucking face?

>> No.6081791

>>6081647
>Maximum kek

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>>6081790

I know, losing control of your muscles isn't an excuse to pull silly faces

>> No.6081800

>>6081796
>losing control of your muscle

Why doesnt he just lift then?

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>> No.6081812

>>6081796
keep going with this one.

>> No.6081833

>>6081807
Hahaha, nice.

>> No.6081848

>>6081807
logically, it would be a black hole.

>> No.6081852

>>6081657
Citation. Actual quote is much worse:
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_09/020014.php

>> No.6081858

>>6080070
trying too hard

>> No.6081870

>>6081852
>Wind is God's way of balancing heat

wow

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>>6079526

>> No.6081924

>>6081742

My favourite.

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My personal favorite

>> No.6081965

>>6080474
He actually said something like this when he explained why he was agnostic.

>> No.6081982

There have actually been dumber real life quotes from some of these guys.

Dawkins, for example, didn't know that the Colbert Report was satire.

>> No.6081998

>>6081912
Ever notice that ironic shitposters are always far worse than the people who do it just because they're idiots?
It's like they're trying to put out a candle with a forest fire

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>> No.6082035

This is pure Ag 48

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This one is actually true. I know because I'm a mathematician

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>>6082093
This one is brilliant

>> No.6082124

>>6082119
No, it's actually very stupid and not funny.

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>> No.6082435

saving all of these

>> No.6082477

>>6080327
it's supposed to be fake quotes you know

>> No.6082480

michio cuckoo is a fagget

>> No.6082482
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>>6081663
>using paint

here

>> No.6082524

>>6081942
God damn it, I know this one sucks, but it's still fucking hilarious.

>> No.6082529

>>6082482
you need the genuine one demonstrating the baseball cap reversed meme

>> No.6082536

>>6082529
no, he actually had like three or four different hats on that show

>> No.6082556

>>6081651
i actually lol'd at this one

>> No.6082587

>>6081761
it was their privilege

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>>6081742

yeah I got bored but I'll continue now

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>> No.6083231

>mfw someone saved all my caps..

Nice to know I am finally making an impact in peoples lives.

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>> No.6083257

>>6080307
Technically, you ARE harnessing a bit of the wind energy. But it's an unmeasurable smart part. No?

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>> No.6083265

>>6080070
>>6081858

Not him, but quote is legit.


Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from conflict and sometimes, more frequently in today’s warfare, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children.
Conference on domestic violence in San Salvador, El Salvador (17 November 1998). http://clinton3.nara.gov/WH/EOP/First_Lady/html/generalspeeches/1998/19981117.html

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Hillary_Rodham_Clinton

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>> No.6083277

>>6081982
Difficult to blame him. I suppose he never watches television, yet alone murican television. How would he know?

If I ask you about Danish shows, you won't know either. (Unless you are Danish by chance.)

>> No.6083317

>>6079526
>sci related content

oh you mean the seven barnett threads currently going on?

>> No.6083323
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>>6081651
"up n' down motion creates white lotion"
- I Newton

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>> No.6083396

>>6081696
I sure hope not, if he says that he's not a physicist. Obviously the energy contained in the matter of the sun is released as light through nuclear fusion.

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>>6081761

>> No.6083407

>>6081652
Magical

>> No.6083426

>>6082150
That one is hilarious

>> No.6084334

>>6083260
this is good one

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>> No.6084711

>>6083265
her choice of words was atrocious but she probably meant that in the balance of things they suffer longer, not being a direct target for extermination but rather a target of possession and utilization. it's still a pretty insensible choice of words

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>> No.6084743

>>6084719
I always wondered what the use the Kardashev scale is. Is it even possible to utilize 100% of the 'earth's energy', let alone an entire solar system's?

>> No.6084748

>>6082035
>only silver
That's...understandable.

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>>6080469
I took the liberty of remaking this one, with a more fitting image.

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>> No.6084757

>>6083396
That's the point, stuff that's obviously wrong but almost sounds legit

>> No.6084760

>>6084743
>I always wondered what the use the Kardashev scale is.
Beats me. It's primary use seems to be facilitating discussions among stoners about aliums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67fPHOYqD3w

>Is it even possible to utilize 100% of the 'earth's energy', let alone an entire solar system's?
Yes, because magic.

>> No.6084764

>>6080088
"Peas in _our_ time" -Nevill

>> No.6084765

Thanks for sharing, saved a bunch of them.

>> No.6084766

>>6081886
http://youtu.be/yeuHekd-BdY?t=30s

>> No.6084778

>>6084752

>to the touch

do you even english or what?

>> No.6084782

>>6084778

Do you?

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>> No.6084954

>>6080327
this was pretty funny

>> No.6084958

>>6084795
Why can I never tell if hes quotes are real or not?

>> No.6084960

>>6081647
can confirm

>> No.6084968

>>6084958
That's because what you're reading in this case is genuine.

http://youtu.be/kYAdwS5MFjQ?t=1m31s

Same goes for the shit good ol' SmokeDeGrass says in the post below, but that's paraphrased.

>> No.6084976

>>6082124
no, it's great

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>> No.6085040

>>6084711
>her choice of words was atrocious
No, she is atrocious and should be locked up for war crimes.

>> No.6085057

>>6082150
Botched T&E quote

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>> No.6085093

>>6079319
>Michio Kaku
>Professor of Theoritical Physics
>Harvard University (Bachelors) and Berkely (Ph.D.)

vs

/sci/ Anon

>> No.6085099

>>6085093
>muh buttdamage, it's leaking

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>> No.6085133

>>6085093

>dat appeal to authority

>Bill Frist
>Princeton University (A.B.) and Harvard Medical School(M.D.)

He's STILL fucking wrong about HIV being transmitted through tears.

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>> No.6085193

>MFW I look like a young Neil
I don't know how I should feel about this

>> No.6085201

>>6085193
Shave off the stache, acquire dreads. Resemblance gone, dilemma avoided.

>> No.6085226

>>6085201
I never really liked dreads. They always looked weird to me

>> No.6085282

>>6085166
See, this could have been an epic quote if the writer had basic English writing abilities.


This thread has made me see how shit the ability of the average /sci/entists ability to express himself is.

>> No.6085289

>>6085282
>This thread has made me see how shit the ability of the average /sci/entists ability to express himself is.

Indeed.

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>> No.6085500

>>6085496
I was tempted to point out that it is fission, not fusion, going on inside our core, but then I read the rest of the thread.
10/10

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>>6080327

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>>6085535
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

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>> No.6085651
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>> No.6085671

>>6085500
Thanks anon, good to know my OC has ruse potential. Maybe I'll post it out of context on /b/ or leddit and see if anyone bites.

>> No.6085728

>>6085443
is that one true? It sounds like it almost could be.

>> No.6085743

>>6085728
I really wanted it to be but I can't find a source.

I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth.
Neil Armstrong

I am, and ever will be, a white-socks, pocket-protector, nerdy engineer -- born under the second law of thermodynamics, steeped in the steam tables, in love with free-body diagrams, transformed by Laplace, and propelled by compressible flow. As an engineer, I take a substantial amount of pride in the accomplishments of my profession.
Neil Armstrong

>> No.6085745

>>6085743
>I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth.
fuck that, i can do that!
if i close one eye, and put my thumb over the other, i cant see shit except my thumb. so i've blotted out THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

eat shit, N. armstrong

>> No.6085753

Not going to be some dick creating a new thread for this.

sqrt(26)-5099/1000

how can I turn that into a single rational number (I feel like im forgetting something relly basic here)

>> No.6085756
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6085756

>>6085651
the ultimate strike

>> No.6085763

>>6085753
you can't.
next time ask wolfram alpha

>> No.6085765

>>6085763
Will do

>> No.6085778
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>> No.6085820
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>> No.6085830
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>> No.6085834

>>6085778
This makes sense sir

>> No.6085845

>>6085834
No it doesn't, there are obviousy more brains in your bodies than cells dipshit

>> No.6085908

>>6085040
this

>> No.6085930
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>> No.6085956

>>6079334
Oh god. These are hilarious.

>> No.6086018

>>6085930
this is great.

>> No.6086046
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>>6085930

>> No.6086048

>>6083404
The sad part is this is a real quote.

>> No.6086082

>>6086048
although it's not Mayer's faullt

>> No.6086093

>>6085040
>>6083265
>>6084711

To be fair to Hillary it is overwhelmingly men that initiate and fight wars. Do we white people get angry or care strongly about blacks killing each other? Not really, it is their problem and they need to deal with it. Now do we get angry when blacks come into white neighborhoods and bring crime and violence? Heck yeah we do because they are bringing their self-created problems into our otherwise functional way of life.

Women feel the same way about men.

>> No.6086131

>>6086093
fighting sexism with racism

>> No.6086470

>>6081886
top lel

>> No.6086475
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>> No.6086481

>>6085728
>>6085743
I pulled it straight from my ass. Use it to troll space nuts into oblivion. They really like answering questions about bodily functions in space.

>> No.6086489
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>>6086093
>it is overwhelmingly men that initiate and fight wars

and it is overwhelmingly women for whom they are fought.

>> No.6086490

>>6086048
Not by Hopper, though.

>> No.6086499

>>6081369
The absolute best one.

>> No.6086510
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>> No.6086525
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>> No.6086542
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>>6081369

>> No.6086569
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>> No.6086571
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>>6086525
>octodecillion
>fuck all to do with the numbers 5 or 7

>> No.6086582
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6086582

>>6086571
It gets better, see pic related.

Sauce
http://www.merriam-webster.com/table/dict/number.htm

I think if this one is deployed correctly, it could cause much squabbling in some places.

>> No.6086590

>>6086542

These ones should all be by "Black Science Man"

>> No.6086614
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>> No.6086619

>>6086569

lel..

>> No.6086623

Templates?

>> No.6086632
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>> No.6086631
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>> No.6086639
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6086639

>>6086623
I'm using pictures I got from google and don't have certain really good ones, like
>>6085496
>>6084754
for example.

Will post for your convenience, though.

>> No.6086642
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6086642

Here's DeGrass version 1.0

>> No.6086641

>>6082150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G0Q7ygC2CU

>> No.6086644
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6086644

Here's SmokeDeGrass version 2.0

>> No.6086645
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6086645

Einstein.

>> No.6086657
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6086657

>>6086619
Hits too close to home, don't it? Have some more.

>> No.6086659
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>> No.6086661
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>>6086659

>> No.6086668

>>6086659
Might want to acquire an image editor with fonts n shit.

>> No.6086690
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6086690

>> No.6086700

Do you guys hate Dawkins or Tyson?

>> No.6086707
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6086707

>>6086700
>implying everything is done in hate
>implying we can't hate both
>implying we can't hate everyone
>implying we hate anyone
>implying we have a unified opinion

>> No.6086706
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>> No.6086711

>>6086657
love how most of these are real quotes

>> No.6086716

>>6086707
>implying implications I didn't implied.
I'm just asking if /sci/ hates them because the euphoric atheist retards from reddit.

>> No.6086717

>>6086711
It's way easier than coming up with original bullshit, although strictly speaking they aren't quotes.

Sauce on
>>6086569
>>6086657
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59hv1U5Slq8

>> No.6086718

>>6086716
>implying implications are always intentional

>I'm just asking if /sci/ hates them because the euphoric atheist retards from reddit.

I don't know and I don't give a shit. As far as I'm concerned, I'm picking on everyone who uses quotes from famous people, for the sole reason of validating their own bullshit.

>> No.6086729
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>>6086639
Here's the templates I have

>> No.6086731
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>> No.6086732
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>> No.6086734
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>> No.6086738
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>> No.6086753
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6086753

How to change the mood rapidly, when discussing Tesla.

>> No.6086771

>>6086729
That's a pretty good hawking pic, almost looks like he is watching the skies for us, it needs a good quote

>> No.6086790
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>>6086771

>> No.6086816
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>>6086790
I think that anon wanted something a bit more subtle.

>> No.6086815

>>6086790
I meant like a real good caption, not a joke

>> No.6086818

>>6086816
That's perfect! I will show my friends on facebook

>> No.6086820
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6086820

>>6086818
Hold up.

I fucked up, there is an extra t. Pic related has it removed.

>> No.6086821

>>6086718
Ok tough guy

>> No.6086836
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>>6079334

>> No.6086844
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>>6086821

>> No.6086850

>>6086820
>but there's no evidence saying this isnt actually
true

>> No.6086901

>>6086850
That's why it's so beautiful. Judging by wikipedia, the current estimates of the number of stars in the universe range from <span class="math">10^{22}[/spoiler] to <span class="math">10^{24}[/spoiler]. Googling the number of atoms in the sun leads to to claims of <span class="math">10^{57}[/spoiler] atoms. Even in light of this, so long as someone keeps shouting that it's only an estimate and that Hawking is right, hilarity can ensue.

At the end of the day, it's a bullshit quote. The information in it is meant to cause confusion and nothing else.

>> No.6086935

>>6086901
yeah, but is that really the point of these? i mean show a real quote to a fundamental creationist and you'll get the same reaction, isn't this to troll the scientifically inclined with utter stupidity wrapped in a pseudo realistic quote?

>> No.6086940

>>6086935
It's fun because if you would post this on 9fag or facialbook there are hordes of dumb people that would actually believe this shit.

>> No.6086947

>>6086935
Arguing vehemently over the number of stars in the universe is about as utterly stupid as things can get. If someone manages to make a bunch of people go that far, it will be amusing.

>> No.6086956

>>6086940
But it's funnier to make them believe things that are obviously wrong. That should be the purpose here, make the caption the most blatantly wrong that will have most people fooled. Bonus points if creationists use your caption in an argument.

>> No.6086957

>>6086935
because people on facebook that "fucking love science" will believe half of the shit in this thread

>> No.6086961
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>>6086956
I wasn't aware there are rules to this.

>> No.6086962
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>>6086790

>> No.6086968

>>6086961
Just throwing ideas, I'd be delighted to see creationists arguing on facebook or someplace else with atheists and trying to prove their point using captions that you guys made.

>> No.6086973

>>6086962
its actually believable on this one, surprising

>> No.6086987
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>> No.6087056
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>> No.6087063

>>6087056

*are born

>> No.6087075

>>6087063
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22stars+born+and+die%22

>About 43,400 results

Sounds good enough to me

>> No.6087103
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6087103

>>6087056
This one is alright, just fix the spelling before deployment.

>> No.6087112

>>6086962
he's so autism that he totally would

>> No.6087132

>>6087075

it is still wrong, though

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6087136

>>6086632

better

>> No.6087162
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6087162

Just made these really quickly. sorry if you think they're shitty.
1/3

>> No.6087169
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6087169

>>6087162
I know this is generic as fuck, but fuck it.

>> No.6087176
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>>6087169

>> No.6087181
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>> No.6087184

>>6087162
That one would be pretty good without the flashy colors and with this Tyson template >>6087136

>> No.6087206
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>>6087184
Delivering. However, you gotta wonder if that template is overused. Switching it up might be a good idea, if you're planning on using it as b8 somewhere.

>> No.6087218
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>>6087206
Great. Attached is a higher quality template, the one you're using looks quite compressed.

>> No.6087221

>>6087206
Actually it was funnier with "That's the beauty of psychics"

>> No.6087237
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>> No.6087408

>>6079319
Lol Michio Cuckold

>> No.6087422

>>6086836

>black science guy

I think my sides have just reached orbit.

>> No.6087761
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>> No.6087855
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6087855

Michio Kaku is a modern day DaVinci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxq76oTDgns