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Why aren't you sucking Dawkin's dick right now, /sci/?

>> No.5994931
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5994931

Because I'm not a timelord

>> No.5994948

>>5994928
He isn't that attractive.

>> No.5994953

Oxford is a lot more segregated than most universities. Unless you're actually hanging around his college, you're never going to run into him.

>> No.5994983

He hasn't done anything but shout 'MUH ATHEISM' since the 70s, it's especially strange since he's agnostic

>> No.5994986

When he was just trolling Christians he bothered me a bit. Now that he equally trolls muslims I like him again.

>> No.5995061

I don't like his sunglasses in Sexpelled.

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>> No.5995073

>>5995068
I thought butterflies only caused earthquakes?

>> No.5995079

>>5995073
Tornados.

>> No.5995080

>>5994953

I can confirm this: I go to Oxford and I've never sucked Dawkins' dick.

>> No.5995089

>>5995080
Then who's was it?

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5995092

>implying anyone but edgy fedora wearing atheists take Dawkinis seriously

>> No.5995096

>>5995092
you're really edgy, posting this on /sci/

>> No.5995100

>>5995092
Must be true since it was in the bible.

>> No.5995104

>>5994953
Not true, I've seen him wandering down cornmarket street loads of times

>> No.5995160
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saYwLtkBGRA

>> No.5995161

>>5995092
>incoherent trolling

4chan is for 18+
plz go

>> No.5995163

>>5995092
pleb pls

>>>/fit/

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>>5994928
No Idea who this is. There are literally hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of scienists. I don't know them all.

This isn't /sci/
/b/------------------------------>

>> No.5995174

>>5995100
It's not even implying that the bible is right as much as an important piece of history and should be read regardless of views. Also, some of the books are great reads ok in themselves.

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>>5995174
>the bible
>history

Are you fucking retarded? You do know the bible is not actual history right? Jesus fucking christ even the dumbest of highschoolers know that shit. What is wrong with you?

>> No.5995179

>>5995174
>history

No, it is fiction. See >>5995160

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>>5995174

>> No.5995196

because for sucking dick you either need to be a female or at least 22% gay

>> No.5995197

>>5995196

how is sucking cock not 100% gay?

>> No.5995224

>>5995197
Bisexuality.

>> No.5995245

>>5995197
if under duress

>> No.5995268

>>5995197
its only gay if your mouth touches his balls.