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5986009 No.5986009 [Reply] [Original]

Batman wants to send a gift inside a box to Superman. He don't want the post men to see what's inside. Neither can use any of their powers. How will Batman send the box securely to Superman?

>> No.5986011

just stick it in da box.
postman can't see through box

>> No.5986017

Batman puts a lock on the box that only he has the key to.
He sends the box to superman.
Superman puts a second lock on the box, that he himself only has the key to.
He sends the box back to Batman.
Batman removes his lock from the box, and sends it back to Superman.
Superman now has a box, that's locked with only his own key. Nobody can get into this box, except Superman.

>> No.5986060

Batman gone postal.

>> No.5986071

>>5986017
>Neither can use any of their powers
>Batman puts a lock on the box that only he has the key to.

Batman's power is money and intelligence.
How dose he get a lock?

>> No.5986086

See, this doesn't work in an offline setting.

>>5986017

The postman cuts the lock off, and looks inside the box.

>> No.5986088

If batman doesn't want the post man or superman to see what's inside the box until batman wants superman to see it, then I have the answer. Fuck the postman, don't let that fucker even deliver that shit. Batman should go to a McDonald's and grab a used chicken nugget box from a garbage can. He's not using his super power of "money". Then he should stick the box in the crotch of his underwear, go up to superman and say he has a gift for him. Superman, assuming he's not gay for bat balls, will not be able to see the gift anywhere. He'll even look away when Batman pulls that shit out from his pants. And then there ya go, neither used super powers and superman got his nasty ass gift, the poor fuck.

>> No.5986237

>send supes a pre-programmed 3d printer
>3d printer prints out blueprint for different type of 3d printer
>supes buys/steals second 3d printer
>prints out his gift
Everybody's happy.

>> No.5986242

>>5986237
Except the poor bastard whose 3D printer was taken.