/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5942502]

https://sites.google.com/site/scienceandmathguide/

[Anonymous No.5942506]

If you want advice with college/university, go to /adv/

>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.6171689]

Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework. See the rules page for details.

[Anonymous No.6646405]

If you want advice with college/university, go to /adv/.

>>>/adv/

Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework. See the rules page for details.

[Anonymous No.7374143]

<span style="font-size:20px;color:#000000;">If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/.[/spoiler]


>>>/adv


Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework. See the rules page for details.

[Anonymous No.7374144]

<span style="font-size:20px;color:#000000;">If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/.[/spoiler]

>>>/adv

Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework. See the rules page for details.

[Anonymous No.7734126]

Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path.

<span style="font-size:120%;">If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.[/spoiler]

<span style="font-size:120%;">If you want help with your homework, go to /wsr/ - Worksafe Requests.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.7734126,1]

based

[Anonymous No.11520574]

practice social distancing by not giving anyone any (You)s.

[Anonymous No.11520889]

Embrace it.

[Anonymous No.11520928]

>>11520868
"no"

[Anonymous No.11520939]

>>11520868
YE- *COOF* YESH- *ACK* *WHEEZE* S-SIR!

[Anonymous No.11520940]

>>11520850
>>11520841
>>11520776
>>11520817
>>11520837
>>11520779
Feels good to be immune

[Anonymous No.11521026]

Me I am the cure

[Anonymous No.11521088]

>>11521084
Goodbye

[Anonymous No.11521153]

bro...

[Anonymous No.11521178]

I'm sorry sir /sci/ is strictly a /greenie/ free board.

Outsider are not welcom

[Anonymous No.11521204]

Waha~ is the cure
Oldest 4chan meme

I posted Waha and now I'm healed.
The jannies don't want you to know this. They are in bed with hiroshimoot. He wants to lower bandwith costs by banning much of the userbase.

Spread the truth.
There is a CURE.

[Anonymous No.11521213]

It doesn't matter if it works or not, they are not going to adapt it as a treatment.

[Anonymous No.11521218]

>11521206
Won't work.
I am IMMUNE.
Thanks to Waha~!

Spread the TRUTH

[Anonymous No.11521255]

Still immune

You lack FAITH

[Anonymous No.11521268]

Desu

[Anonymous No.11521291]

brehs, we are all dead arent we...

[Anonymous No.11521305]

Its 16 right

[Anonymous No.11521351]

>>11520734
Stay at home

[Anonymous No.11521359]

>>11520734
Albert Einstein is currently resuming his corpsehood.

[Anonymous No.11521515]

What part of just being yourself do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.11521537]

No I'm not.

[Anonymous No.11521541]

>6 out of 9 poster ITT are infected.
We aren't gonna make it guys...

[Anonymous No.11521587]

>>11521102

[Anonymous No.11521591]

>>11521253
Unfortunately, the answer is 16

[Anonymous No.11521593]

>>11521084
spread the love anon

[Anonymous No.11521633]

Since there are no brackets separating the division as a function you can assume that the multiplication is part of the denominator, 8/(2(2+2)) = 8/8 = 1

[Anonymous No.11521664]

It works.
I am cured.

[Anonymous No.11521671]

You need a control group as well

[Anonymous No.11521709]

>>11520734
Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.11521715]

The braines meme came about as an analogy for the corrupt souls of the masses..

Always inclined to talk at you rather than too you, the neo equivalent is the agent Smith character from the matrix..

An all pervading personally destructive knowledge.. out to get you.

Meeting "real" people is quite a find.

Also maybe a metaphor for any number of psychosis.


...imo

[Anonymous No.11521722]

>>11521102

[Anonymous No.11521773]

>>11521292coffee is good for you

[Anonymous No.11521810]

>>11520734
Einstein was a wise NIGGER

[Anonymous No.11521893]

>>11521292
research > surgical > other medicine

[Anonymous No.11521958]

>>11521950
It's probably on its way out.

[Anonymous No.11522047]

I was clean but niw testing since 1 tard coofed on me.

[Anonymous No.11522049]

>>11522043
shit

[Anonymous No.11522050]

>>11521950
We know that immunechads win again

[Anonymous No.11522094]

>>11521473
Coffee

[Anonymous No.11522172]

I volunteer

[Anonymous No.11522175]

Fuck china

[Anonymous No.11522176]

Test

[Anonymous No.11522183]

>>11522172
Heres your you

[Anonymous No.11522192]

>>11522172
(You)

[Anonymous No.11522193]

Fuck CCP and all CCP posters, preemptive nuclear strike nao

[Anonymous No.11522201]

Our true Patient Zero has been found in >>>/po/. The Virus has an incubation period of up to two years.

[Anonymous No.11522217]

some coofed out loser on /lit/ replied to me
that's all i swear bros

[Anonymous No.11522223]

>>11522200
Checked, ok, first test after 10 minutes of being replied to.

[Anonymous No.11522224]

Bro, use gen.lib.rus.ec
This is your best friend from now on. Every book you need is there.

[Anonymous No.11522225]

>>11522221
>>11522200
Testing on 4G, I don't know if my phone is infected or not yet but if not I'll test incubation period

[Anonymous No.11522238]

>>11522221
Get Fucked mate, RIP

[Anonymous No.11522248]

Why yes, of course OP. I would be totally willing to donate my uninfected body for research against this terrible plague upon our boards.

[Anonymous No.11522249]

I just replied to the major infectee, so chances are that I'm contaminated.

[Anonymous No.11522253]

>>11522225
10 minutes since infection. I still feel fine.....

[Anonymous No.11522255]

My first post today.

[Anonymous No.11522258]

>>11522253
Okay so 9:51 and still healthy. Let's try a little past 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.11522260]

>>20 Minuets for the first symptoms to show

[Anonymous No.11522262]

>>11522248
let's go, /sci/! you can do it!

[Anonymous No.11522266]

>>11522155
Healthy here

[Anonymous No.11522270]

>>11522258
Still healthy.....

[Anonymous No.11522277]

I'm game

[Anonymous No.11522278]

>>11522270
.

[Anonymous No.11522288]

>>11522282
And now just under 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.11522303]

I've travelled from /ck/ to other very low risk boards searching for a cure

[Anonymous No.11522311]

>>11522299
>>11522292
>>11522292
>>11522288
>>11522282
>>11522278
>>11522270
>>11522258
>>11522253
>>11522244
>>11522225
Nobody infected reply to any of these.
Either incubation period is randomized or something else is missing with infection.
I don't think there's immunity, we would have known by now if some people weren't getting infected.
I replied to infected but none have replied to be yet, but I don't think that matters... We'll give it more time

[Anonymous No.11522328]

>>11522302
Yeah but I was trying to get it last night. Maybe I'm imoone

[Anonymous No.11522331]

>>11522318
just under 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.11522335]

>>11522225
I am this Anon still.... This is phoneposting so it's possible that I recovered already from a previous Anon but unlikely. This will be over 30 minutes, if still clean then an infected Anon needs to reply to me

[Anonymous No.11522345]

The final state of humanity is a tiny male large female master race where everyone is young forever and males secret a special hormone that causes intense orgasms in females when they insert the male's body into their vagina

[Anonymous No.11522365]

>>11522354
Anons have already coofed on me and I coofed on them

[Anonymous No.11522390]

>>11522155
.999...=1

[Anonymous No.11522394]

>>11522346
Testing

[Anonymous No.11522408]

>>11522398
*coof*
Its just the flu bro

[Anonymous No.11522409]

27 minutes

[Anonymous No.11522413]

>>11522406
We got another one boys!
Don't leave any witnesses

[Anonymous No.11522426]

>>11522394
Again.... It's been almost an hour since I replied to an infected, and 20 minutes since they replied to me.

[Anonymous No.11522428]

>>>/g/75273143
>>>/g/75272247
/g/ at work.


/v/ tried the daily dose, but it doesn't seem to be effective. /tg/ sees it as a blessing from Nurgle, yet their board infected level is low.

You can search the archives on infected names:
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/username/Anon%CD%9Cym%CD%80ous/start/2020-03-31/
and for extreme cases like quarantined posts:
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%28USER%20WAS%20QUARANTINED%20FOR%20THIS%20POST%29/start/2020-03-31/page/2/

[Anonymous No.11522432]

>>11522426
Okay guys I think some of us might have immunity.
@11522415

[Anonymous No.11522436]

@11522433
I wonder that too, my contacts were both with advanced stage people with the yellow symbol

[Anonymous No.11522441]

>>11522223
Does replying to infected but asymptomatic users infect you? Let's find out!

[Anonymous No.11522448]

holy shit am i safe?

[Anonymous No.11522449]

I've been coofed at by a diseased subhuman a few hours ago

[Anonymous No.11522451]

>>11522376
>>11522395
It's okay Anon, there was always an accepted risk.
20 minutes since exposure.
Monitoring for symptoms.
*coof*

[Anonymous No.11522453]

We have located the patient zero
It's a white human male that goes by the name of Sam Hyde

[Anonymous No.11522455]

>>11522448
fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.11522458]

>>11522200
cooof

[Anonymous No.11522472]

@1 1522466
>Replying to sick anon
>Expecting to recover

[Anonymous No.11522476]

>>11522469
Now im cured. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.11522478]

I have just confirmed that an infected user can infect you by giving you a (you)

The first post after you get (you)ed will not appear infected however the second one will

[Anonymous No.11522492]

Game design wise, it makes sense that only replying to infected anon infects you.
Otherwise everyone would be infected because of anon mass replying.

[Anonymous No.11522494]

this april first plague is the best thing to happen to 4chan
you first get it when a number of infected reply to you
your infection gets worse the more you post
eventually you are quarantined and get a permanent global ban
in just a few hours 4chan will be free from the discord trannies and eceleb zoomer spammers

[Anonymous No.11522501]

>>11522494
Idk people are saying that posts don't make the virus worse, another anon said theirs got worse over time even without posting

[Anonymous No.11522502]

I have 475 toilet rolls protecting me

[Anonymous No.11522515]

>>11522451
35 minutes since exposure. Previous studies have established that sysmptoms should have arisen *coof* around this time...I wonder...

[Anonymous No.11522550]

>>11522542
>>11522536
I'm immune!!!! Suck it sickos!

[Anonymous No.11522553]

*sweats*

[Anonymous No.11522563]

>>11522556
No

[Anonymous No.11522564]

Does replying to an Infected OP give you the virus even if you don't directly quote them?

[Anonymous No.11522574]

It's a nothngburger

[Anonymous No.11522617]

let's see where we are

[Anonymous No.11522623]

Define smart

[Anonymous No.11522630]

I've only had yellow symbols reply to me and I haven't contracted it. I think I need to reply to an infected to get it

[Anonymous No.11522633]

>>11522569
>politically left leaning
No

[Anonymous No.11522643]

>>11522584
Are you saying we should just reopen the structure and (with due caution) start healing people?

[Anonymous No.11522645]

>>11522634
good thing I'm in the clear from my CBRN suit. Infectoids OUT!

[Anonymous No.11522656]

>>11522591
> aliens
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.11522689]

Only kids and guilible people get infected, just like irl!

[Anonymous No.11522695]

>>11522569
The left is smart enough to lately work fake, over-payed "jobs." Basically life on easy mode. The right values actual work for some reason.

[Anonymous No.11522707]

Take my boddyyyyy...

[Anonymous No.11522708]

>>11522677
Yes, actually, that is a great classification for them. However, since you are posting to shit brained shut-ins, I'm positive your idea will be shot down, mocked, or ignored, as anything of value is here since literal autistic freaks invaded this place a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.11522725]

What the hell is happening :(

[Anonymous No.11522727]

be careful out there

[Anonymous No.11522773]

>>>/po/563015
patient zero 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.11522787]

>11522704
Do you mean it's in the replies, Chad?
...Chad? ;-;

[Anonymous No.11522795]

who here /immune/?

[Anonymous No.11522809]

>>11522569
If you’re very political in any way then you are low IQ.

[Anonymous No.11522830]

@11522811
I've been posting for 6 hours and getting nothing from replies, however I've never replied to an infected directly so that may be it

[Anonymous No.11522846]

>>11522775
>The only way to recover is to not post
I had spontaneous remission between 2 posts maybe 10 minutes apart at most.

[Anonymous No.11522892]

Te$ting, was uninfected 27 minutes ago, but then I crossboard linked a sick anon.

[Anonymous No.11522894]

Everyone is forced into the lifestyle I've been living for almost a decade. Get fucked normies.

[Anonymous No.11522895]

That's what this poor peasant woman has been doing for years to keep her son alive. The "ventilator" is made from scrap like bicycle parts and even then only runs for half the day because that's how long the power stays on in bumfuck China. The rest of the time Mom has to manually bag him all day long.

[Anonymous No.11522903]

>>11522895

[Anonymous No.11522904]

>>11522828
this

[Anonymous No.11522936]

>>11522919
dude with the highest IQ i've ever met, lives with his mom

[Anonymous No.11522940]

Uninfected bro reporting in

[Anonymous No.11522974]

@11522919
cope

[Anonymous No.11522979]

>>11522569
It's not that they are smart. It's that the right is retarded and filled with the bottom of the barrel in all categories.

[Anonymous No.11522983]

>>11522938
Life in China is living hell

[Anonymous No.11522984]

>>11522832
POO POO PEEP PEE

[Anonymous No.11522986]

coofers

[Anonymous No.11522988]

Pandemics are a meme, nuclear wars are a meme, super volcanoes are a meme, asteroids are a meme.

Nothing can end the world. Period.

[Anonymous No.11522994]

>>11522988
the sun turning into red giant is the only way

[Anonymous No.11523000]

Its been one hour since my first contact. Did I make it?

[Anonymous No.11523004]

When will climate scientists start admitting to their hoaxes?

[Anonymous No.11523015]

11522968
But I don't want to get pozzed you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.11523030]

Thanks to denial, I know that my immune system is in top working order!

[Anonymous No.11523036]

Test

[Anonymous No.11523040]

>>11523031
>>11523036
Did it work?

[Anonymous No.11523057]

11523052
haha faggot stop getting fucked in the ass by strangers

[Anonymous No.11523060]

>>11523052
Thank you for your honesty anon

[Anonymous No.11523072]

>>11523065
Iron is opaque*** to 500 nm light, obviously

[Anonymous No.11523074]

>>11523067
I love you immune anon

[Anonymous No.11523077]

>>/sci/501628394

I've been running a test here where I receive but don't give infected replies. I don't seem to be infected yet.

[Anonymous No.11523084]

>>11523080
Maybe you already are.

[Anonymous No.11523090]

>>11523077
Still running this test. It looks like you only get it by replying *to* someone infected, not by having the infected reply to you.

[Anonymous No.11523108]

"Well that's try that out"
Yes, I've been doing that -- collecting infected replies without replying to the infected.
I'm not infected yet. I think you have to reply to the infected to get infected.

[Anonymous No.11523111]

>>11522268
i wanna get sic daddy

[Anonymous No.11523112]

It's just a virus bro, nothing to fear

[Anonymous No.11523115]

>>11523108
Then who was patient zero?

[Anonymous No.11523120]

"another common claim is starting a thread will get you infected which also seems to be the case"

Can confirm false, I started this thread for testing purposes.
>>501628394

Though maybe starting a thread just has a chance of infecting you.
We don't know how the initial infections start, it could have all been from a few manually delivered infections from the mods.

[Anonymous No.11523127]

>>11523120
I'm retarded:
>>>/v/501628394

[Anonymous No.11523128]

Lurker here, first post of the day on the entire site

Let's see if posting in an infected thread does something.

[Anonymous No.11523150]

>>11523056
All of Aquinas's arguments are based on false premises.

[Anonymous No.11523153]

>>11523142
>>11523143
>>11523145
>>11523147
>>11523148

ALRIGHT
I've received many infected (You)s without getting sick, and waited a while to confirm.
Now I need to test whether (You)ing the infected gets me sick.

[Anonymous No.11523158]

>>11523153
Same anon here doing an immediate test for infection.

[Anonymous No.11523159]

>>11523153
Do I get sick if I (You) you now?

[Anonymous No.11523162]

>>11522155
healthy anon here, sacrificing myself for /sci/ence!

[Anonymous No.11523216]

pretty sure I am immune

[Anonymous No.11523236]

>>11520770
who the fuck are you

[Anonymous No.11523280]

No, they are viruses.

[Anonymous No.11523322]

IMMUNECHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.11523326]

>>11523265
Cope. The reason biology isn't science is because it's too easy.

[Anonymous No.11523328]

>>11522443
OP is never green, newfag.

[Anonymous No.11523334]

>>11522440
I have a working model (information theory and information geometry) for generating a cure within an HPC environment. but I'm not sure who to talk to about it...

[Anonymous No.11523335]

>>11523209
Nice thread, plague poster

[Anonymous No.11523354]

>>11523286
This. It's all machines of different scales

[Anonymous No.11523446]

>>11523433
I'm healthy too, anon. It's alright. You're alright.

[Anonymous No.11523457]

>descendants of low IQ Indians
Do you have a source or are you just assuming that?

>its just nurture
make believe my modern leftists and twin studies prove it

[Anonymous No.11523461]

>>11522037
im a dirty dirt boy

[Anonymous No.11523475]

I'm just checking to see if my understanding of the "purpose" of limits is correct. Basically if a functions is continuous throughout, it's all good, because it's defined everywhere. Say a function isn't defined at some point [math]P[/math], we literally can't plug [math]P[/math] into [math]f(x)[/math] and get [math]f(P)=something[/math] because [math]f(P)=undefined[/math].

SO, here comes the limit into play, and asks a hypothetical question, IF a function WERE defined at [math]P[/math], the result we WOULD get by plugging [math]P[/math] into [math]f(x)[/math] would be the limit at point [math]P[/math]. So the limit basically shows us what would happen at that point if it were defined, aka what would the result of [math]f(P)[/math] be, but isn't.

[Anonymous No.11523477]

>>11523381
Do you know what genetic means?

[Anonymous No.11523481]

>>11523413
>There is no difference between the "map" and the "territory",
And no difference between the menu and the meal?
And, if there is no difference between the map and the territory, why don't I see state borders when I fly over them?

[Anonymous No.11523482]

>>11523462
> The reason IQ is so low in central African countries is because they received very little childhood education that would help someone in a developed economy.
The IQ gaps persist even in immigrants and their descendants in developed western countries with free education and healthcare.

>African children programmed their brains to be experts at foraging.
Guess inner city kids are good at foraging too? 40-50% of Sub saharan africans live in urban environments.

[Anonymous No.11523487]

>>11522076
It goes by replies?

[Anonymous No.11523494]

>>11523462
Typical New World retard that thinks Africans still live off hunting zebras and have to fend off lions every other night LOL

[Anonymous No.11523587]

>>11523515
They're controlled by China.

[Anonymous No.11523635]

>>11523515
They should never ever have been considered legitimate by anyone.

[Anonymous No.11523766]

>>11523654
Many will say that consciousness isn't even a real thing (think Daniel Dennett). However, this misses the fact of experience. A computer may process an image from a camera and detect shapes within that image, but the computer is not aware of that image. It does not "see" in the same sense that a human would. I think this comes from a misunderstanding of what sight actually is. Experiments have shown that the brain can see and detect objects without the conscious experience of said person, meaning that seeing and the experience of sight are not necessarily the same thing, and that the brain can see without the person being aware that they are actually seeing anything. Now, this shows the similarities between the brain and computers, but it does not explain away consciousness as simply a product of data input.

[Anonymous No.11523774]

>>11523396
this

[Anonymous No.11523792]

>>11522804
Sure. A hyper-specific genius, but a genius nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.11523817]

>>11523791
Go to any private school and this is true
Rich low-IQ kids being coached to pass exams
>Source: Went to private school

[Anonymous No.11523831]

not science or math, gtfo.

[Anonymous No.11523877]

I'm free!

[Anonymous No.11523884]

>>11523381
There have been different waves of immigrants into Singapore. Also, earning power is not just based on intelligence but also work ethic, priorities in life, etc. And most Indian immigrants of any type tend to be very driven to earn as much money as they can. They instill this obsession in their children as well. Some of them reject it, but most do not.

[Anonymous No.11523898]

bruh

[Anonymous No.11523912]

>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.11523939]

>>11522980
Honestly this scares me the most for theta > 0

[Anonymous No.11523940]

>>11523926
OP is obviously a conservtard, who has more faith in nationalist propaganda than seeing things from multiple perspectives.

[Anonymous No.11523969]

>>11523939
Pendulums are actually really interesting to study.

[Anonymous No.11523972]

I get this is bait but holy fuck the amount of men I've dealt with who genuinely believe this is insane. Absolutely insane. It's like thinking the sky is blue because someone painted it that way vs. fundamental science.

[Anonymous No.11523977]

>>11523969
but double pendulums are scary

[Anonymous No.11524006]

>>11523992
>Everything breaks down over time
Even spent plutonium.

I was merely suggesting to compost easily compostable matter separate from this poison. Nothing belong in a landfill. Don't make it if you can't break it.

[Anonymous No.11524080]

>>11522980
>Lectures: Spring and single pendulum
>Test: Lagrangian of double swing pendulum with a hanging mass m

[Anonymous No.11524110]

>>11524080
thats not even hard u fuck.

[Anonymous No.11524140]

>>11523969
You could make an argument that a good part of modern mathematics began in the 19th century by studying the simple pendulum.

[Anonymous No.11524171]

>>11523795
it's basically just annoying bullshit

basically the enthalpy of formation is separate from the bond energies themselves, it's just how much extra energy it takes to create from the standard forms of the elements. the trick is that the standard form of oxygen is already O2, as it's how pure oxygen exists in our world. (whereas bond energies supposes the atoms weren't bonded at all, in an extremely unstable fashion) so the enthalpy chance from O2 -> O2 is 0, even though it breaks intuition.

wrt. the reactions, it's unrelated again, in most things you want to dodge touching binding energy entirely and just work in terms of enthalpies. Hess' law: delta-enthalpy-of-reaction equals delta-enthalpy-of-formation-of-reactants minus delta-enthalpy-of-formation-of-reactants. binding energy would work, but the thing is that binding energy of formation is actually really hard to find, obviously; you'd have to actually break the O=O bonds.

tl;dr the enthalpy of formation is zero, the binding energy is non-zero, the guy you linked is a moron and all the values he quoted relate to enthalpies of formation rather than bond energies

disclaimer: i'm not sure of any of this make sure you add salt and get a second opinion

[Anonymous No.11524190]

LOL I FUCKING LOVE 4CHAN HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.11524193]

Poz me, bros.

[Anonymous No.11524230]

>>11521154
Immunity is gay

[Anonymous No.11524272]

>>11524260
>>11523381
Their higher earning potential compared to the Chinese might be due to their higher analytical/verbal IQs, which are more important for pursuits like programming.

Asians tend to have higher spatial IQs and lower analytical IQs than Indo-Caucasoids. Arabs/Jews have the highest analytical bias.

[Anonymous No.11524277]

>>11524204
CFR for age 19-29 is 0.2% in Italy. And that's inflated, it's not the actual death rate.
Its the boomer remover.

[Anonymous No.11524302]

How do I regrow my hair in my bald spots?

[Anonymous No.11524336]

>/>11524309
He's wrong in implying that it's virtually impossible for you to die from it. Even though the chance isn't super high, it's still pretty bad

[Anonymous No.11524344]

>>11524338
>I'll take permanent lungs over temporary lungs. Gotta be able to breathe after all.
lmao

>But really, get fucked, fear monger fag lmao
wait nevermind fuck you dude this is serious the 4chan virus will give you herpes and then you'll be a virgin 4ever

[Anonymous No.11524345]

>>11524344
>the 4chan virus will give you herpes and then you'll be a virgin 4ever
aaaaa no i don't want my peepee to be virgin

[Anonymous No.11524365]

>>11522334
It's because of Respiratory Mechanics. You have to set parameters like volume, compliance and resistance.
Just like ARDS management.

[Anonymous No.11524392]

>>11524293
>again
Holy fuck it can happen twice?

[Anonymous No.11524416]

>>11524282
No. There is no treatment. Younger people are just less likely to develop serious complications.

[Anonymous No.11524417]

>>11524393
Wow, based!

[Anonymous No.11524419]

>>11523381
Because intelligence is hardly relevant in the medical profession.

[Anonymous No.11524420]

>>11524393
>Even a child can see that no matter how many nines you add there'll always be a difference.
Quite right. Of course, this has no bearing on the meaning of 0.999..., which is not in this sequence at all.

[Anonymous No.11524423]

>>11524311

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11524431]

>>11524420
>Of course, this has no bearing on the meaning of 0.999...
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.11524453]

>>11524420
https://strawpoll.com/fz4g5wxa
The consensus is clear, try learning real math

[Anonymous No.11524466]

>>11524453
>more people say it so it must be true
literally an npc

[Anonymous No.11524468]

>>11524331
you fucking scare niggers are so desperate that you're resorting to making shit up, go a fucking die

[Anonymous No.11524473]

>>11524445
Read the fucking article? It's says right there in the second paragraph. It's about two women, one of them being 101 years old, born in May 1918.

[Anonymous No.11524491]

The problem is that while you can technically create a hypothetical infinity scenario with calculus, when it comes to the laws of physics you will eventually run into a wall.

For instance, on the math board you can indeed keep adding those 0.9's together, but lets say you are actually trying to measure a real thing like time. You will ultimately run into planck-time, where it no longer makes logical sense to make further divisions as you would violate the laws of causality. Or say you are doing a construction project, you obviously aren't going to be able to measure past the scale of splitting atoms.

This is, in layman's terms, why you can make 0.3333 infinite on the basis of abstract calculation but when slicing a pizza into 3 slices it ends up still being one pizza.

[Anonymous No.11524503]

Dude it's like you spend your whole life taking in information..

And then one day you just become self aware.

Its lucky you have all that data to extrapolate from.

[Anonymous No.11524504]

>>11523033
Holy shit my sister used to have that exact play kitchen set
man haven't seen that thing is ages
brings back memories...

[Anonymous No.11524526]

>>11524488
The goyim deserve to be exterminated like the rodents they are.

[Anonymous No.11524546]

>>11524496
>Have you read the goddamn article, or not?
Ha can't read but only coof

[Anonymous No.11524569]

>>11524558
>this
what is this?

[Anonymous No.11524570]

>>11524558
>Sex Porn Thread
>Against The Rules
>"For scientific educational purposes"
Fuck off pornfag

[Anonymous No.11524575]

9

[Anonymous No.11524586]

9 ofc, unless it's a trick question and you're actually a polak in which case the correct answer is KURWA

[Anonymous No.11524594]

New Pi?

[Anonymous No.11524602]

>>11524584
[math]\dfrac{6}{3}(1+2) = 3*3 = 9[/math]
Laugh at maths if you find it funny. I'm only showing you how it works

[Anonymous No.11524605]

>>11524602
a typo, was supposed to be [math]\dfrac{6}{2}[/math] of course

[Anonymous No.11524614]

>>11524589
contextual insult in polish

[Anonymous No.11524632]

>>11524627
you what

[Anonymous No.11524655]

>>11524645
>Can't you see my face?
not on Kuroba ;( but I saw it in a browser. yeah it's a funny post out of context of the one under it

[Anonymous No.11524667]

>>11524662
i do, but now im in bed on my phone

[Anonymous No.11524676]

>>11524558
>giantess
I would imagine that would be new york. Hmmm. I wonder what's going on.

[Anonymous No.11524678]

>>11524672
after i saw a bunch of asians on the plane with me wearing masks but i wasn't :-(

[Anonymous No.11524688]

>>11524675
The most powerful person in the history of the world literally said covid19 was a hoax less than a month ago you triggered little bitch.

[Anonymous No.11524690]

Is it coffee time?

[Anonymous No.11524693]

>>11524689
>snopes

so this is how far the MAGAts have fallen lmaooooooooo

[Anonymous No.11524694]

>let's roll, CJ

[Anonymous No.11524704]

>>11522677
Viruses are just genetic information. The machines are in the cells that they infect.

[Anonymous No.11524716]

>>11524704
Humans are just genetic information. Just machines, bro.

[Anonymous No.11524719]

>>11524717
Because Tucker Carlson told him it was real. That was why he started to take it seriously hahaha holy shit look it up you jabroni.

[Anonymous No.11524721]

>>11524679
This madman derived constants

[Anonymous No.11524724]

>muh Taiwan
>muh Hong Kong
>muh Japan
>muh United States
>muh WHO
They earned it, bro. Get with the times, boomers.

[Anonymous No.11524753]

>>11522054
Are posts infectious during the incubation period?
Don't (you) me

[Anonymous No.11524754]

It's just a Chinese century, bro.

[Anonymous No.11524783]

Scum drop virus, act!

[Anonymous No.11524801]

>>11522334

They do, but ventilating is most effective when a computer can measure/deliver the exact pressure in the right patterns, it's just that complicated.

[Anonymous No.11524810]

>>11524438
Kek

[Anonymous No.11524817]

>>11524799
fox is shit other than tucker apparently, but so is the rest of the media.
https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/24/hypocritical-media-downplays-wuhan-virus-for-weeks-then-critiques-fox-news-for-shifting-rhetoric/

[Anonymous No.11524831]

>>11524799
i wasn't nyc's health commissioner who trusted the who.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaFRtQD2EWQ

[Anonymous No.11524835]

>>11524672
When I realized it was a gain-of-function'd chimera, scientifically crafted to be as infectious as possible:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/pdf/nihms766724.pdf

https://www.nature.com/articles/nm.3985

> gain-of-function

> "We built a chimeric virus encoding a novel, zoonotic CoV spike protein from the RsSHC014-CoV sequence that was isolated from Chinese horseshoe bats in the context of the SARS-CoV mouse-adapted backbone. We characterized CoV infection mediated by the SHC014 spike protein in primary human airway cells and in vivo."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4797993/

> "Pseudotyping experiments were based on HIV-based pseudovirus"

https://archive.is/jCjof

> “The only impact of this work is the creation, in a lab, of a new, non-natural risk,” Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist and biodefence expert at Rutgers University, told Nature.

https://archive.is/jJqKh

Pic related = earlier Chinese attempts

[Anonymous No.11524850]

infect me

[Anonymous No.11524877]

Water is a better conductor of electricity than air, so why is it that lightning does occur so frequently? Is it just because it's so powerful?
Also, while I know lightning rods exist, assuming there was a sheet of metal (e.g steel), a body of water, and some dirt/the ground all at the same height (say sea level), which is lightning more likely to hit?

[Anonymous No.11524907]

It's just a quantum jump, bro.

[Anonymous No.11524924]

>>11524444
>50 cents have been deposited to your account

[Anonymous No.11524951]

>anon I think I'm infected, want to cuddle?

wat do

[Anonymous No.11524967]

>>11524946
apparently the lungs fill with a fuck ton of fluid so ventilators dont do much

[Anonymous No.11524996]

>>11522709
It will slow down ecological collapse a bit

[Anonymous No.11525014]

Build another nuclear bomb to destroy the infected.

[Anonymous No.11525017]

>>11524851
>>11524918
The plague carriers know what they're talking about.
Don't get bitten by rats, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.11525050]

>>11524790
God damn you're stupid anon.
>>11522677
Yes, they are. They are to the tree of life as DFAs are to the Chomsky hierarchy: a lesser form of the same basic structure.

[Anonymous No.11525056]

Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11525076]

>>11524558
>do not cum challenge
>North Dakota

Simple. Nothing to do in ND, so lots of time to spend jacking off

[Anonymous No.11525077]

Are they trying to poo in it?

[Anonymous No.11525089]

>>11520734
Beat his wife probably

[Anonymous No.11525110]

>>11524816
It only makes sense to kill others first. Preferably members of the so called "conservative" death cult.

[Anonymous No.11525142]

>>11522334
sauce?

[Anonymous No.11525143]

>>11524925
20% of cases require hospitalization and if you don't receive treatment you'll likely die. Now imagine if theres a massive spike in cases and no means to treat the people that need it? Well then you get people dropping in the streets like those videos from China and now the ones in Ecuador.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/03/20/815408287/how-the-novel-coronavirus-and-the-flu-are-alike-and-different

[Anonymous No.11525160]

When the NBA season got cancelled

[Anonymous No.11525181]

Wow people are still sick. I thought april fool's was over

[Anonymous No.11525194]

>>11525171
There are a lot of stories like this one:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/01/us/washington-choir-practice-coronavirus-deaths/index.html

> "During the entire rehearsal, no one sneezed, no one coughed, no one there appeared to be sick in any way".

Asymptomatic carriers may be contaminating surfaces by having their snot and saliva on their hands. Some people also spray a lot of saliva when talking.

[Anonymous No.11525199]

The numbers are going to be all over the place if they aren't able to treat everyone that needs it.
Generally the flu is under 1% probably because those that get severe cases can be treated in the hospital then there's just the unlucky souls that were going to die of something else anyways. But with 20% needing treatment and it being super contagious a lot more people will die because they won't be able to get treatment eventually probably, on top of it being already more lethal.
If the hospital staff all start to get sick many many many more people will die.
Don't know if there's any way to intentionally plan for some of them to get infected to recover sooner and be immune to treat people later down the line, or if it's ethical/moral to ask that of them.
Then again, if the shutdown works they might be able to hold in place until more equipment or an effective treatment is found.
In short, if stay-at-home orders don't work or aren't followed there will be a positive feedback loop that will turn this into a repeat of the 1918 pandemic.

[Anonymous No.11525211]

High risk they will catch it, then they too will need help.
I suppose other question is how advanced do the respirators need to be, could various companies or individuals design simple ones that aren't super smart to at least get the hospitals by with?

[Anonymous No.11525245]

>>11524672
What's going on in this video?

[Anonymous No.11525251]

>dude coronavirus is like airborne aids and every single person who gets it will die because no immunity and reinfection and we all should kill ourselves now because it's literally the end of the world

Just shut the hell up already. I'm so sick of this fearmongering. I get that it's not just a flu, but if you think the virus is some armageddon level extinction event, why not just jump off a bridge so you don't have to get it?

[Anonymous No.11525270]

>>11525251
it is just a flu

[Anonymous No.11525310]

>peak moon performance