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Anonymous Sat Jul 13 14:37:16 2013 No.5898743 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 14:37:45 2013 No.5898745 File: 701 KB, 800x1069, aristotle2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 14:38:45 2013 No.5898746 File: 575 KB, 1000x500, carlos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 14:39:14 2013 No.5898747 L0L th1s is SO funnnnnyyyyyyyyy xDDDDDDDDDDD make MOAR of them LOLOLOLOL XD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 13 14:51:44 2013 No.5898766 I love these, nothing on 4chan ever makes me laugh as much as fake quotes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 07:49:02 2013 No.5900132 I lol'd. Thank you OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 08:11:01 2013 No.5900162 >>5898746 >Carlos mysidesintospace.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 08:38:01 2013 No.5900196 >>5898746 Take out the last two sentences and it would've been perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:18:35 2013 No.5901180 Are they OC? Well done, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:37:04 2013 No.5901222 Bretty good 7/20

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:37:36 2013 No.5901224 File: 354 KB, 1230x1134, 1373696971292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:38:35 2013 No.5901227 File: 153 KB, 814x545, 1373699053933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:39:34 2013 No.5901232 >>5901227 Well... he said something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:40:35 2013 No.5901233 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x1179, 1373699616743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nhhj

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:44:36 2013 No.5901241 >>5901233 >>5901224 AHahahahah JESUS CHRIST! The other ones are goodish but these.. oh god.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:50:06 2013 No.5901258 >>5901248 lol'd

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:54:05 2013 No.5901267 File: 32 KB, 221x304, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:55:04 2013 No.5901269 File: 217 KB, 1595x895, 1373700562683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 18:57:05 2013 No.5901270 File: 106 KB, 800x450, Kaku sun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5901248 Love this one, almost like something a pretentious person would actually write.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:00:04 2013 No.5901275 File: 8 KB, 211x251, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5898746 fuggen saved >>5900196 >implying the last 2 sentences aren't what makes it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:00:36 2013 No.5901277 File: 127 KB, 800x557, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:06:05 2013 No.5901286 >>5901285 yes, word for word

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:06:36 2013 No.5901284 File: 246 KB, 936x1004, hawking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:06:36 2013 No.5901285 >>5901277 Didn't he say this IRL?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:09:35 2013 No.5901289 >>5901286 No, but kind of similar. His actual quote was: "If you wish to make a pie, one must first become the universe."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:14:35 2013 No.5901294 File: 43 KB, 600x300, tyson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:19:35 2013 No.5901300 >>5901294 Dude....I saw that lecture. I cried. It was like he was speaking right towards me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:20:05 2013 No.5901301 >>5901289 No, it was "If you wish to become a pie, one must first have a scratch."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:25:06 2013 No.5901307 File: 294 KB, 984x1500, NeilTysonOriginsA-FullSize.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:38:04 2013 No.5901324 File: 33 KB, 300x439, sengen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5901277 >>5901285 >>5901286 >>5901289 >>5901301 Found this from a quick google search. But, you guys were close.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:43:34 2013 No.5901334 >>5901324 if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe Fukken remembered! One step further from alzheimer!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 19:46:34 2013 No.5901336 >>5901334 get the fuck out you imbecile he never EVER said such nonsense he said "If I am a pie, then I may know the mind of God"

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:11:05 2013 No.5901381 >>5901374 Oh God, that last sentence got me good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:13:06 2013 No.5901382 >>5901381 >pic only contains one sentence

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:19:36 2013 No.5901386 >>5901361 What about a parrot-loving god?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:20:34 2013 No.5901389 >>5901386 Then why is the only alpine parrot in New Zealand?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:21:35 2013 No.5901392 >>5901386 >>5901389 #REKT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:23:35 2013 No.5901399 >>5901390 i leled

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:23:35 2013 No.5901400 >>5901391 Having read that whole thing, I can say that I either completely missed the joke or am thoroughly disappointed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:26:05 2013 No.5901403 Didn't Neil Tyson actually said "there are more stars in our galaxy than there are atoms in the universe"? I'm 90% sure he really said something like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:27:05 2013 No.5901404 >>5898747 I like how you don't even bother saging on /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:30:34 2013 No.5901408 >>5901389 The New Zealand alpine parrot can and will break into your car. They are a bigger threat to the South Island than balrogs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:31:34 2013 No.5901409 >>5901403 I don't think an accomplished astrophysicist is even possible of saying something so extraordinarily wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:33:05 2013 No.5901411 >>5901409 i think he said something like "there are more stars in the galaxy than there are grains of sand on earth"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:35:05 2013 No.5901416 >>5901411 Don't be ridiculous. He said there are more atoms in a star made of sand then there are earths in the entire universe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:36:35 2013 No.5901417 >>5901409 He said "There are more stars than there are atoms in the universe. This is correct, as most stars are too hot to contain atoms and instead contain nuclei and electron soup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:37:35 2013 No.5901419 >>5901417 wrong, because just one person contains 100s of trilions of atoms, kid... i watch through the wormhole AND follow neil tyson on twitter, so i think i know what i am talking about

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:38:05 2013 No.5901420 >>5901417 >This is correct, as most stars are too hot to contain atoms and instead contain nuclei and electron soup. ehehehehe

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:38:35 2013 No.5901422 >>5901417 A) That's not true. B) Even if it was we still wouldn't have a very good idea of how many atoms there are in this universe.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:40:35 2013 No.5901427 File: 94 KB, 460x276, 1372911348470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5901416 Tyson said "There are more white women on my dick than there ever where on Feynman's, and boy is that Kike sore about it." Pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:41:35 2013 No.5901430 >>5901417 Do you even know what a star is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:42:34 2013 No.5901431 >>5901416 actually its "there are more stars in the galaxy, than there are galaxies in the star

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:43:05 2013 No.5901433 >>5901422 Are you Neil Degrasse Titan? No? Shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:44:05 2013 No.5901435 >>5901430 It's like an apple pie, only hotter, and with less metallicity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:47:36 2013 No.5901439 >>5901435 Population 1 apple pies have pretty low metallicity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:53:05 2013 No.5901449 >>5901439 That's wrong, apples contain a high amount of iron which is a metalloid. They are unrelated to metals but have similar properties due to convergent chemical evolution.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 20:56:06 2013 No.5901454 >>5901449 In astrophysics, everything that isn't H or He is considered a "metal", you poor stupid fool

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 14 22:28:05 2013 No.5901590 There is more sand in ur mum's vagina m8

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