/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5796600]

They laughed when I told them
BUT NOW I WILL HAVE THE FIRST PET MAMMOTH

Well preserved mammoth carcass found near Russia.
Should they be brought back via cloning for research purposes?
Waste of time and resources?
Mammoth thread.

[Anonymous No.5796604]

Link
http://phys.org/news/2013-05-russian-scientists-rare-blood-mammoth.html

[Anonymous No.5796605]

Try it once maybe. It won't work though, they can barely even clone living animals.

[Anonymous No.5796614]

suddenly I'm craving for a mammoth steak

[Anonymous No.5796617]

>>5796605
Some billionaire will do it eventually.
It will be Dolly 2.0. Horrific deformities catastrophic failure, and we will never do it again.

[Luke Piewarmer No.5796624]

>>5796617
I don't know. Sounds like a business venture for the /b/ market

[Anonymous No.5796625]

>>5796617
It's lifespan was just cut in half. How is that a horrific deformity?

[Anonymous No.5796627]

Put sunglasses on him and call him cooly mammoth.

[Luke Piewarmer No.5796651]

>>5796600
You know if they ever clone a male and female from different stock, and they live to a reproductive age that there will be a shindig of a party where politicians, zoo workers, scientists, and media will all stand around watching two silly mammoths fuck until one disgustingly grunts and empties its foul smelling spooge deep inside the other with a bowel wrenching moan.
Then cheers from all as the salty smell of mammoth cums permeates the vicinity.

[DrOctorTheTittyExpert No.5797464]

>>5796651
Pics or will never happen

[Anonymous No.5797469]

>>5796651
If it's what it takes to excite your manhood to produce a heir to the throne, so be it.

[Anonymous No.5797476]

I remember the Japanese saying six years ago that they would have the first cloned mammoth in five years. Nope.