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5769675 No.5769675[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

how the fuck am i suppose to do this shit
dont do it, but tell me what i needa learn

I wanna be a doctor not a fucking physicist. These fags are making me take physics calculus and shit. How the fuck is calculus gonna help me diagnose a kid with influenza???

what do i need to learn to do this shit?

#fuckthesystem

>> No.5769681

>>5769675
>implying any of those problems need calculus
>implying it isn't just all basic algebra

GODDAM YOU ARE RETARDED. I am glad you will fail, we don't need dumbshit like you as doctors.

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5769683

>>5769675

>> No.5769685

>>5769675
You need it to know the correct angle at which a leg must be lifted when you get a patient with a broken leg. also, pressure in eyes, ears, blood vessels are important to detect stuff.

>> No.5769686

>>5769681
>>>
>Anonymous 05/19/13(Sun)03:18 No.576968
shut up you fucking goof physicist faggot shit

enjoy your fucking 50k salary nigger

brb 100k strating
brb saving lives
brb living long as fuck cause helath conscious

enjoy dying at 40 from color cancer cause u are such a fukking hommo u fuck men

>> No.5769693

>>5769685
Or they could just fucking tell me

physics logic = 0
doctor logic = 1

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5769696

>>5769675
Because it would be pretty embarrassing if you became a medical researcher who "discovered" how to approximate the area under a curve.

>> No.5769700

>>5769686
You're in first year and already failing. Good luck finishing your medicine degree, friend.

>> No.5769697

>>5769693
who could tell you? nurses?
>implying nurses job isn't to simply clean the patients shit.

>> No.5769698

>>5769686
>can't even do basic algebra
>implying you will even make it to pre-med

Goddamit you are STOOPID. Enjoy dropping out dumbfag.

>> No.5769699

>>5769683
Best image of the day.

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5769704

>>5769675

>> No.5769702

>>5769698
im already in premed bitch

i put off taking them now i gotta do em and theyre fucking gay

>> No.5769709

>>5769700
Yeah cuz i dont wanna learn some pointless fucking formulas i spend 500 minutes deriving and memorizing instead of understanding shit like biology and how our body works like who the fuck gives a shit about the frictional momentum transpired after two bullets collide in a 1500kg block with a keplers law of 45000 pi radians?

like fuck off niggas

i wanna study cancer n shit

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5769711

>>5769702
>>5769675
>undergrad who says he is "pre-med"
>can't even do highschool algebra

>> No.5769713

>>5769709
>>5769675
0/100

Try harder

>> No.5769717

>>5769711
i can do algebra but i dont pay attention i nthis stupid fucking physics class nor did i buy their gay faggot textbook CAUSE IM TOO BUSY LEARNING ABOUT REAL SCIENCE THAT MATTERS NOT THE TRAJECTORY PARABOLA PATH OF A BULLET ON A TANGENT CURVE PERPENDICULAR TO THE AXIS OF ROTATION WITH A CENTER OF MASS THAT EQUALS THE INFINITE SERIES OF M1P1+sqrt(2)

like fuck off this shit is fucking ridiculous

>> No.5769725

>>5769675
I know you probably won't need calculus or physics in your career but if you can't pass basic courses in it you have no business being a fucking doctor

>> No.5769729

>>5769725
its not that i cant pass em its just fuck the system and i dont see why I need them. I've looked into the further curriculum of my specification and there is no fucking calculus nigger

I just would rather spend my life learning about what i actually like rather than this pointless shit they force you to pay for too

>> No.5769732

>>5769717

lel, I don't even think anything in a degree is worthwhile anymore. I do chemeng but I bet you could teach a maths and physics grad everything I know about chemeng in about 2 months, and with a deeper understanding. But all the big oil companies only offer me the obs.

Don't see any of this as useful or a test of intelligence, just see it as a challenge of jumping through the hoops until you get the piece of paper that says you can work hard

>> No.5769734

>>5769681
This.

The reason we make premeds take physics isn't because physics is going to be particularly useful for them in the future but because it weeds out the total retards. Doctors are stupid enough as it is. We don't need them to be any dumber. If you can't pass two semesters of college physics you should not be a doctor.

>> No.5769738

>>5769696
This. Is. Wonderful.

>> No.5769737

>>5769729

If you can't understand simple, high-school level physics problems, how do you think you will fare in courses such as Biophysics?

>> No.5769749

doctors don't diagnose people with influenza. that's up to their mothers.

>> No.5769752

>>5769737
biophysics is for pussies

>> No.5769758

>>5769697
funny how you mention this.
one time a nurse referred to me (an EMT) as "the ambulance driver"

I called her an asswipe. because if the emt drives the ambulance gets to be called the ambulance driver, the nurse who wipes ass gets to be called an asswipe. we do a lot more than driving and they do a lot more than wiping ass, but get to play that generalizations game.

>> No.5769763

>>5769758
>lol actually caring about saving other peoples shitty lives, usually with the consequences involving you being there come from the fact they live shitty lives and make shit decisions

>> No.5769785

>>5769675
> How the fuck is calculus gonna help me diagnose a kid with influenza???
Anyone with half a brain can diagnose influenza.