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5735797 No.5735797[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

'Sup, /sci/.

So, Harvard is pretty damn difficult to get into, right? Well, I was thinking that, in order to increase my odds, I should become a trap.

I excel academically, and have a rather feminine face (pretty damn sure I have Klinefelter's,) with the one detractor being my voice.

Yea or nay on my plan?

Alternatively, I could also pose as gay.

>> No.5735840

Nay. Male humans a shit.

>> No.5735843

>become a legitimate furry
>chances of acceptance = ?????

>> No.5735876

Too many people are gay. You'd have a better chance at getting in if you make up some sob story about being transgender.

Keep in mind they try to interview all their applicants so unless if you live in the middle of nowhere, you should expect to speak face to face with an alumnus.

>> No.5735923

>>5735797
Be famous. Natalie Portman graduated Harvard and no one remembers ever seeing her do any academic work. Also rumored to have had a drinking/cocaine habit while living in the dorms.

>> No.5735937

>>5735797
If you want to get into harvard take up debate club, chess club etc. Learn how to game the SAT.
>>5735923
oh vey, how anti semetic, such a bastid goy you are

>> No.5735954

>>5735937
did you get into harvard?