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Would this work?

>> No.5728139

No, they don't have arms and therefor have no shoulders for each other to sit on

>> No.5728142

>>5728139
But what if they glued their crotches to the back of eachothers necks

>> No.5728156

How many stick men do you have OP?

>> No.5728158

>>5728156
I have a stick in my pants :)

>> No.5728175
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5728175

Civil engineer reporting. Mars moves in a much faster orbit since it's closer to the sun, so what would likely happen is that you achieve the distance required, but the relative motion of mars will be about 1000km/s, so all the people at the top will be smashed into outer space and freeze to death in the vacuum

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>>5728175
>tfw we could do this in a day

srs, just get some peeps wrapped in tubbing and wrap them around the planet a few dozen times then just let the centrifical force lift them to mars

Could you imagine being the guy with his axe ready for the rope cut of that catapult, very Tower of Bable esq

>> No.5728211

>>5728210

>srs, just get some peeps wrapped in tubbing and wrap them around the planet a few dozen times then just let the centrifical force lift them to mars

YES

>> No.5728213

>>5728175
7/10
Laughed

>> No.5728241

>>5728175
Mars is on the other side of earth.

>> No.5728291

>>5728175
>Mars moves in a much faster orbit since it's closer to the sun
no it's not

>> No.5728303

>>5728241
>>5728291
The autism

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>>5728130
This has potential

>> No.5728349

>>5728130
They need a pulley and rope system so they can feed each other. Unless you're constructing a human centipede space elevator.

>> No.5728360

>>5728210

This is the best idea I've read all day.

>> No.5728363

>>5728349

first of all : yuck
second: we'd have to build it upside down

>> No.5728397
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5728397

I've modified my original blueprint to account for the food and hydration issue lemme know what you think

>> No.5728403

>>5728397
They need to do it upside down, so the guy at the bottom can be the one eating and delivering the nutrients to the rest of the guys.

>> No.5728414

>>5728403

Wow, get out of my head! I was thinking the same thing.

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>>5728403
like this?

>> No.5728422

>>5728403
it is their task to find water on mars

>> No.5728433

>>5728422
there delivering the water

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>> No.5728450

>>5728441
Somebody please send this to NASA, we need to inspire funding for Mars missions

>> No.5728455

The guy with his feet on the ground, even if he's a very good athlete, wouldn't sustain the weight of more than 3 or 4 men, not long enough.

>> No.5728461

>>5728455
They'd be position on the edge of earths gravity so that wouldn't matter

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>>5728210
>centrifical

Please stop, my sides

>> No.5728475

>>5728241

mars is on the dark side of the moon you fucktard

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>>5728455

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>>5728422

Water finding mission

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>> No.5728572

>>5728567
if earth becomes bigger, then sun would orbit around the earth again. Did you think about it?

>> No.5728590

>>5728572
Kill 2 birds with 1 stone

>> No.5728637

Thanks op, my keyboard is now covered with cocoa powder and my sides hurt.

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>>5728567

>> No.5728750

>>5728727
Poland's new immigration policy

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5728789

>this threae

>> No.5728842

>>5728727
oh god this is awesome

2013 is year of the poland

>> No.5728897

>>5728727
>National Space Program.png

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>>5728210
>get some peeps wrapped in tubbing and wrap them around the planet a few dozen times then just let the centrifical force lift them to mars

>> No.5728924

guys won't they need like some kind of air mask or something

and like a sweater

>> No.5728976

>>5728924
Nononono we'll just put them in balloons and wait for the wind conditions to die down before releasing them

>> No.5728983

>>5728466
But it is a centrifical force because the earth is in a rotating refrence frame.