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Anonymous Fri Apr 5 02:04:45 2013 No.5661918 [DELETED]

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>mfw I get paid to do math

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 02:07:44 2013 No.5661923 >yfw when you'd get paid more to lifeguard pools

Anonymous Fri Apr 5 02:13:13 2013 No.5661933

>tfw I'm about to get 1million for my answer to p = np
>i forgot what the p and np stand for but i looked at the wikipedia page and it's so obvious
>of course a computer can solve a problem as fast as it can verify it. like if you say to computer "2+2 = 4" then it has to do 2+2 then see if it is 4

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 02:14:13 2013 No.5661935 >>5661923 not OP but >mfw oral preparations for oral exams paid 50€ an hour

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 02:15:59 2013 No.5661936 File: 33 KB, 439x552, 403659_366982299994918_208737925819357_1469257_719477344_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5661935 forgot face

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 02:17:45 2013 No.5661943 >>5661933 p=np is obviously trivial. >p=2 n=1 2=1*2 What, all you MIT graduates couldn't do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 08:19:14 2013 No.5662285 >hey guys, i solved p vs np, p?np. >no, you're wrong, no prize for you. >different phone, different voice. >hey guys, i solved p vs np, p?np. (opposite of above). >yeah, you're right, you got the prize.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 08:34:13 2013 No.5662297 >>5662285 lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 08:35:59 2013 No.5662299 >>5662285 >yeah you're right hahaha, like the guy on the other end of the phone is sitting n a room with one book full of all the answers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:45:59 2013 No.5663534 Do you work as a calculator?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 19:57:14 2013 No.5663554 >>5662299 I thought when you solved a Millenium Prize Problem, you were supposed to call God directly to confirm the answer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:02:00 2013 No.5663567 >>5662299 Of course, didn't you ever hear of the chinese room committee?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 20:05:44 2013 No.5663575 >>5661943 >forgot the solution where p=0 are you fucking kidding me? fucking stupid punkass didn't even realize this...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 21:54:15 2013 No.5663889 File: 8 KB, 493x402, lolcompcart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5661918 >mfw people get paid to do math rather than science

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 22:05:59 2013 No.5663910 >>5661943 >>5663575 Either P=0 or N=1.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 5 22:08:17 2013 No.5663919 >>5661933 >heard about p=np >lel, how can this be so hard? >read up on it >the more I read the more I understand >now think it's unsolvable

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 07:47:51 2013 No.5664738 File: 34 KB, 640x427, phd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 300k starting

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 18:18:23 2013 No.5665830 File: 25 KB, 389x419, okay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I do math without getting paid

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 18:21:07 2013 No.5665841 >>5663919 >p=np >divide both sides by p >n=1 Are you guys retarded? I thought this was a science board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 18:24:37 2013 No.5665850 File: 17 KB, 256x352, 1233482690965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >will do sums for money

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 6 18:25:52 2013 No.5665854 File: 88 KB, 694x530, 1269906024801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not moving to Australia to be a geologist http://www.seek.com.au/JobSearch?DateRange=31&SearchFrom=quick&Keywords=geologist&industry=6058&nation=3000

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 08:15:27 2013 No.5667536 File: 79 KB, 838x983, australian shitpostiing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5665854 >Australia No, thanks. Too many shitposters over there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 7 17:53:11 2013 No.5668520 >>5665841 Why do people still repost this infantile p=np joke? Does it never get old?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 03:05:42 2013 No.5669635 >>5668520 There will always be newfags who heard it for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 03:18:12 2013 No.5669646 >>5669635 >there will always be twice daily bumps of multiple already dead shit threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 16:29:36 2013 No.5670621 What kind of math?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 16:44:20 2013 No.5670656 >>5663554 OK I fucken laughed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 8 17:52:20 2013 No.5670860 >>5667536 I'm pretty sure moot's definition of shitposting and the rest of 4chan, let alone each individual board's definition, are very different things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 04:32:03 2013 No.5671989 >>5670860 But only moot's definition is important. He makes the rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 17:30:20 2013 No.5673082 >>5670860 Did he ever define "shitposting"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 9 17:33:51 2013 No.5673091 >>5673082 >le cancerous bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 01:46:08 2013 No.5674171 >>5673091 Were you trying to define it by example?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 01:48:54 2013 No.5674175 >>5674171 >3rd in the current cycle also, I didn't bump so obviously the answer is no, troll harder

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 16:32:40 2013 No.5675453 >>5674175 >>3rd in the current cycle What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 03:00:55 2013 No.5676850 >>5674175 One could say you bumped indirectly. Saging a very controversial statement will always provoke a bump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 11 17:21:56 2013 No.5677973 me too, lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 04:26:00 2013 No.5679281 File: 435 KB, 757x740, quantumcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I get paid to shitpost

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 04:28:46 2013 No.5679285 File: 100 KB, 533x515, 1364887098042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5661918 >mfw i get paid to tutor intermediary algebra and precalc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 05:42:31 2013 No.5679325 File: 28 KB, 400x400, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I pay $2k in taxes on income per month >mfw this is my 4th month since completing my math degree and I now have more money than I know what to do with

Anonymous Fri Apr 12 05:52:00 2013 No.5679335
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>>5670860
There was a colossal thread on /q/ recently complaining about australian shitposters sitewide. It lived for over a week before it was locked. The single mod reply halfway through said australians are horrible posters.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 08:40:31 2013 No.5679442 >>5679325 become a landlord its like owning a doll house with real people

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 15:31:24 2013 No.5680104 >>5661918 Okay. 1+1 Solve it big guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 16:22:54 2013 No.5680297 >>5661918 >mfw i have no formal education and spend 8 hours a day googling simple maths formulae and implementing them in haskell >mfw 17$/h

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 12 19:45:56 2013 No.5680691 >>5680104 With my superior math skills I can solve it. How much are you gonna pay for the solution?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 07:17:31 2013 No.5681520 >>5680104 I'm ready to post the solution for 300k.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 18:38:57 2013 No.5682807 File: 435 KB, 757x740, quantumcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Math is a trivial application of philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 05:10:30 2013 No.5683756 >>5663554 How would I call him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 12:57:29 2013 No.5684237 >>5683756 On his mobile phone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 19:09:28 2013 No.5685170 >>5683756 >>5684237 Nevermind, I guess he doesn't have a phone number.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:54:33 2013 No.5686241 File: 435 KB, 757x740, quantumcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 16:15:18 2013 No.5687465 >>5663910 >Either P=0 or N=1. Can't P=0 and N=1 at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 04:15:38 2013 No.5688844 >>5687465 They can be. It's a shame people are using "either .. or" incorrectly in colloquial speech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 16:40:13 2013 No.5689520 >>5688844 For clarification: "or" is inclusive and "either ... or" is exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:20:27 2013 No.5690829 >mfw I pay for doing math

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 16:47:47 2013 No.5691803 File: 77 KB, 400x600, patrician.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I pay OP for doing math

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 03:14:03 2013 No.5693223 File: 435 KB, 757x740, quantumcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:14:40 2013 No.5694513 Good job, OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:19:25 2013 No.5694525 File: 8 KB, 200x237, 234523523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I own a calculator

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:51:40 2013 No.5694575 >>5694525 >multiplying by 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:55:41 2013 No.5694578 >>5694575 >math student >computer i'll just use a machine to do your job thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 20:40:55 2013 No.5694631 >>5694578 >doubling

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 03:51:54 2013 No.5695177 >>5694525 That's actually pretty badass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 03:54:23 2013 No.5695183 >mfw OP shitbumps this thread twice daily

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 04:43:38 2013 No.5695216 File: 36 KB, 366x334, 1258285824986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I take the hard work of mathematicians, put it into an Excel spreadsheet, and never think about it again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 04:45:40 2013 No.5695218 File: 152 KB, 676x684, 1315145942334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5667536 >Moot said something so I'm going to say it all the time too

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