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Pope has a Master's degree in chemistry.

Catholics 1 - Atheists 0

>> No.5607253
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5607253

>majoring in chemistry

>> No.5607262

would like to have a pope that has a degree in cosmology or biology.

>> No.5607273

Master's in Chemistry =/= Impressive.

On any level.

>> No.5607279

Hes gonna transmute that bread so efficiently!

Also Jesuits are smart as hell, so im not entirely surprised. Glad they went with an organization that values education so highly so maybe they can get their science shit together

>> No.5607283

>>5607279
Man, I would LOVE to see a pope w/Chemistry degree discuss the possibility of bread transmutation

>> No.5607287
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hue

>> No.5607288

>>5607287
I love the idea that both Catholics and Ra-fearing pyramid builders are on the "same side" in any fucking sense.

>> No.5607290
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5607290

Yeah, and German chancellor with a physics degree shut down all German nuclear reactors.

>> No.5607302

>>5607287
What is this "god fearing" crap? Are these people actually afraid of some higher power? They live in fear?

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>>5607287
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

>> No.5607308

>>5607305
To clarify, Christopher has a BA in psychology.

>> No.5607312

>>5607302
>2013
>not being afraid of the Old Ones
you'll regret

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>>5607312
the old ones and the new

>> No.5607339

>>5607312
And einstein was a patent office clerk

>> No.5607342

>>5607224
that's not true. it's a technician degree from an argentine "preparatory school", not a masters.

>> No.5607346

>>5607224

atheists have way more master's degrees in chemistry
if we're keeping score based on those degrees, it should be like
pope 1 - atheists 11

>> No.5607362
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5607362

>chemistry

>> No.5607363

>>5607346
not to mention the physicists.
I would shit bricks if someone was named Pope with a Ph.D. in Cosmology

>> No.5607383

>>5607363
anyone studying cosmology doesn't have time for such crap like theology. because cosmology is HARD.

>> No.5607388

I don't think it's a coincidence
They chose him to try and stay relevant in an increasingly scientific world

>> No.5607390

>>5607262
>cosmology

The Vatican already has its own observatory and a strong tradition of astronomy.

Before you mention him, Galileo even got approval from the pope (who was also his childhood friend) of that time to study Copernicus' theory. Galileo used the heliocentrism to attack people in the church and had what happen later coming to him.

>> No.5607395

Implying a chemistry degree that isn't earned in the US, Yurop, or Japan is worth anything

>> No.5607398

>>5607346
>atheists have way more master's degrees in chemistry

[citation needed]

>> No.5607414

My research advisor went to the same uni the pope did.

I've been trying to find what year the pope did his Master's work. It's surprisingly hard info to find (of course as soon as I post this somebody will find it in three seconds)

>> No.5607423

>>5607383
>cosmology is HARD

Cosmologist are the potheads of astronomy. Believing the current theories in "Dark Energy" is paramount to a complete apostasy of all Physics by throwing out time invariance.

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>>5607423

>> No.5607446

for argument sake
what degree should the pope hold to not advance Christians over atheists one goal? atheism degree?

>> No.5607448

>masters and chemistry
But does he have a PhD in mathematics 300k starting any job I want

>> No.5607463

>>5607446
Nuclear engineering.

>> No.5607471

Jesuits are smart as fuck.

They're like Catholic ninja monk scientists.

>> No.5607488

most scientist do believe in G-d because they are smart enough to see he exist. Not only that but they heavily research his existence before coming to the conclusion that he exists.

>> No.5607495

>tfw mechanical engineering in top 20 school
>tfw God fearing catholic
feels good man

>> No.5607504

>>5607342
[citation needed]

>> No.5607506

>>5607488
>Not only that but they heavily research his existence before coming to the conclusion that he exists.
yea I bet they do.
If such a conclusion existed there wouldn't be atheists.

>> No.5607802
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5607802

ITT: The Catholic Church has never officially pronounced evolution does not exist.

>1950: pope confirms belief in evolution does not conflict with the beliefs of the Roman Catholic Church
>2013: Atheists claim their beliefs stem from science and intellectual reasoning, but still think we do not believe in evolution.

Habemus Papam: Pope Franciscum M.S.

Catholics - 2
Atheists - 0

.... and that is just today's count.

>> No.5607806

>>5607488
you know, Jesus was a king and a doctor.

>> No.5607852

>>5607262
Lets' be honest, biology is for the low lives wannabe scientists. That's why they come off as arrogant, it's like a little man syndrome

>> No.5607853

>>5607283
He is busy, I'm sorry.
>>5607290
They were probably very outdated.
>>5607446
You dont even have an autism degree
>>5607495
I manipulate DNA for a living.
>>5607506
Well a ton of independent study and peer review also supports existence of higher power and has for a very long time. Sorry to hear your still a backwoods dweller.

>> No.5607859

>>5607448
looool'ed

>> No.5607860

>>5607224
Raid again when the Pope is a MeE,MaE, ChE, IndE, PhDP

>> No.5607863

it isn´t a masters its just a technical degree.

>> No.5607873
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>>5607852
Ouch, right behind the sternum.

>> No.5607871

>>5607860
I'm sorry, the pope had to much compassion for the poor and hungry so he changed job sectors after he received a masters of science in chemistry.

>> No.5607877

>>5607273
The guy is 76, back in the day that was properly impressive

>> No.5607878

>>5607852
>biology is for the low lives wannabe scientists.
biology actually helps people though. Theoretical physicists dont do jack shit for humanity

>> No.5607883

>>5607877
indeed

you could work in a chem plant and rise the ranks with a HS diploma .... probably not even that.

>> No.5607890

>>5607878
Theoretically speaking though.

>> No.5607900

>>5607890
[citation needed]

>> No.5607904

>>5607873
why not the xiphoid

>> No.5607910

>>5607904
because the xiphoid is a section of the sternum, and its more or less a useless bone

>> No.5607915

>>5607904
I don't think his liver hurts

>> No.5607919

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21759233
>A study of Neanderthal skulls suggests that they became extinct because they had larger eyes than our species.

Asians: 1 - Roundeyes: 0

>> No.5607924

>>5607915

what... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

holy fuck go away.

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>>5607919
you are miles away from the thread you meant to post that in

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>>5607924
why?
you forget how big the liver is?

>> No.5607961
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>>5607958
>>5607924
not enough liver for your liver?

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>>5607924
>>5607958
>>5607961
why aren't you saying anything, cat got your liver?

>> No.5607969

>>5607802
You've never actually spoken to a catholic about evolution, have you.

There's no question mark because I know the answer already.

>> No.5607979

>>5607969
I am a Catholic
I even went to Catholic school

evolution is not doctrine, but fundamentalist creationism is not doctrine either

stop confusing us with all christians

>> No.5607980

>>5607969
The burden of proof is on your hands. The Catholic church accepted evolution as scientific fact years ago. You were probably talking to some nigger in the southern baptist church who believes that genesis is fact not a descriptive exaggeration

>> No.5607991

>>5607964
alcohol has got my liver. I see where your autism is coming from though and i get you.

you made me lol though

>> No.5607996

>>5607969
That's weird, because you framed it in the form of a question!

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>>5607273
you are perfectly described by the title of this picture

>> No.5608341

>>5607273
Good lord, you are unnecessarily harsh.

>> No.5608342

>>5608030
Tsk.

>> No.5608344

>>5608342
What does that supposed to mean?

>> No.5608345

>>5608344

Tut-tut.

>> No.5608346

>>5608345
Are you on drugs?

>> No.5608350

>>5608342
/a plenteous blockage/

>> No.5608365

>>5608346
dip-dip babibok vole vule bam bim bom

>> No.5608383

>>5608342
Nigger.

>> No.5608407

>>5608383
Tsk.

>> No.5608429

TURNING WATER INTO WINE

captcha: eeaorm Science

>> No.5608486

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Mendel

Maybe you've head of him, with his silly establishment of the science of Genetics and his darn Pea plants.

Oh yea, Catholic Monk.

>> No.5608496

>>5608429
>TURNING WATER INTO WINE
I gauss he wanted to do that when he went into chemistry.

>> No.5608509

Pope has only 1 lung

xfags: 1
Atheists: 2

>> No.5608514

>>5607224
Da fuq?

>> No.5608541

>>5607969
catholics =/= creationists
not everyone takes the bible as seriously as you murricans. most people think of the stories in the bible as metaphors

>> No.5608569

>>5608541

The Church has generally been a major force for education and science throughout its history, aside from some reactionary periods. It's usually hard-line Protestants who get all anti-science.

>> No.5608573

Does he also have a degree in molesting small boys?

>> No.5608581

>>5607853
I would be very interested in reading whatever it was that convinced you of Christianity. Care to provide links?

>> No.5608582

>Jihadist has a degree in Nuclear physics
>implying this is a good thing

>> No.5608586

>>5608486
did he learn about genetics through revelation or through investigation?

A: investigation,
well then his beliefs about revelation are irrelevant then arent they

>> No.5608592

>>5607390
>pretending to do science
>real scientists
hue hue hue

>> No.5608595

>>5607446
if a pope is REALLY educated, he should shut down the bullshit of christiandom and burn every piece of shit written about it... otherwise, he is just nuts, like other christians

>> No.5608596

>>5607471
they are also rich as fuck and fiddle little boys without anyone even noticing them !!!

>> No.5608597

>>5607488
>testing a fairy tale
sure, my friend

>> No.5608598

>>5607495
>tfw god won't do shit to protect your ass in engineering
>tfw god won't do your homework for you
>tfw god won't give you extra marks just because you suck his ass

lol faggot

>> No.5608599

in Germany they already starting to check if his dissertation meets scientific norms resp. if its a rip-off

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Papstplag

(2 ministers already had to resign because of their copy&paste doctor thesis)

>> No.5608601

>>5607969

I live in the most catholic country in the world and studied in a Catholic school most of my life and they do accept evolution.

You're confusing Catholics with Evangelicals and Baptists. Those are the crazy, fundamentalist idiots.

>> No.5608602

>>5607871
>I'm sorry, the pope had to much compassion for the poor and hungry so he changed job sectors after he received a masters of science in chemistry.

don't we all know how compassionate those faggots are, I wonder why africa is not a christian heaven yet, oh right, the christians were the ones who looted them in the first place

>> No.5608603

>>5607488

The existence of God is not an Empirical question. I question the accreditation of whatever school gave you a Theology degree.

>> No.5608605

>>5607979
>>5607980
>>5607996
boy oh boy do we have christfags here .... why are idiots on /sci/ if you believe everything is made by jeebus? Why are you even using your computers ? Why not live in the glorious christian days of rock and wood

>> No.5608606

>>5608486
>tfw christfags tout ONLY one guy as an evidence of christfags contributing to science

btw, he used maths and biology to find a connection not your book of shitty stories, bible. So, your point is null and void biatch!!!

>> No.5608608

>>5608569
hahahaha yeah sure.... teaching vodoo christian shit and all

>> No.5608609

>>5608581
Would anyone in this thread care to direct towards well constructed, convincing Christian arguements?

>> No.5608610

>>5608606

Isaac Newton wrote a lot of theological stuff..

of course he was a non-Trinitarian (heretic) ... a fact he kept quiet about

>> No.5608612

>>5608609

How about the 'Testimony of the Martyrs"

Christ's alleged death was witnessed by only one his (male) followers: John.. who by an amazing coincidence... was not Martyred.

>> No.5608613

>>5608610
>impying he was hardcore christfag... the point is, they never invented new systems in maths and science through bible,they did it by using previous knowledge about science. And of course, I am pretty sure his dick would've been chopped off if he declared himself non christian

>> No.5608614

>>5608613

what part of the word HERETIC are you having problems wih?

>> No.5608616

>>5608601
..You live in Vatican city?

>> No.5608632

>>5608610
>>5608486
Because someone brilliant believed irrational things about the nature of the cosmos is no argument what so ever.

Even geniuses are products of their time and culture:
Alhazen was a Muslim,
Zhu Shijie was a Confucianist,
Seki Takakazu was a Shintoist,
Ramanujan was a Hindu,
Euklid believed in the Greek pantheon,
The author(s) of the Rhind Mathematical Papyrus believed with certainty in the Egyptian pantheon.