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>PhD in Math
>Any job I want
>300k starting

>> No.5526359

>>5526352

Congratulations you spent 8 to 10 years in college and probably a million dollars to become a replacement calculator for when someones batteries run out.

Next time try learning something that actually accomplishes something.

>> No.5526356 [DELETED] 

is that right?

>> No.5526370 [DELETED] 

>300k starting

i seriously doubt that.

>> No.5526401

>>5526359
supa jelly that he can't into algebra

>> No.5526407

>>5526352
no. Applied math is where it's at. Just having a math major makes you useless. You need to couple it with something like physics, engineering, finance, econ, or what have you.

>> No.5526414
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5526414

>>5526401

>Needing to into any math
>The year of our lord 2013

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

>> No.5526415

>>5526414
>infantile cartoon

>> No.5526417

Did you ever have an encounter that rubs you the wrong way? It's whoever pisses you off. So I'm on campus, and this kid's from like some shit liberal arts major. You know... I don't know. I can just say, fuck you, I'm a maths PhD candidate. I can buy your family, piss off. And this is petty, and this is weak. And this is very underhanded, but it's so easy, you know.

>> No.5526418

>Being that intelligent
>Working for anyone else

It's like you want to waste your time and talents

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5526422

>>5526415

>Bitter he spent money learning something a computer can do better than he ever will

>> No.5526426

>>5526422
>infantile cartoon, again

I don't spend any money on studying. I don't live in a shitty third world country where you have to pay for education. Stay mad, illiterate pleb.

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5526432

>>5526426

>Doesn't spend money on studying

Of course not, they teach you how to flip burgers for free during training.

>> No.5526450

>>5526432
>being this mad

Did you drop out of high school?

>> No.5526453

>>5526426
>third world
>you mean neutral countries that didn't give two shit about the two retards fighting over the title of "biggest fucking retard"

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5526462

>PhD in engineering
>Still be irrelevant

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5526501

>>5526450

>Forgetting to ask me if I want to super size it.

This is why you'll never be management.

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5526505

>>5526501
>super size

only in murrica

>> No.5526510

>>5526501
U so jelly.

>> No.5526513

>>5526359
Because, you know, Galois was useless, right? I mean, what did Ramanujan or Newton ever do for me? It's not like physics is applied math or anything, so yes, all math PhDs are replacement calculators.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

>> No.5526518

>>5526501

management is a wet dream of cubicle peons. now sales...

>> No.5526519

>>5526513
>Galois was useless, right?
Yes. He didn't achieve anything and he died early in an unnecessary fight.

>I mean, what did Ramanujan or Newton ever do for me?
Nothing. I don't even know who ramanjuan is and newton didn't know shit about quantum mechanics.

>> No.5526520

>>5526513
>Implying dead guys from the stone age are relevant since the dawn of calculators.

Still jelly cuz you spent more on your education than you're going to earn in your life?

>> No.5526521

>>5526513
I should probably clarify that I was being sarcastic.

>> No.5526522

>>5526521
Ah yes, that old chestnut.

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5526523

>>5526521

>> No.5526529

>this is literally /sci/'s only meme

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5526532

>>5526529

>> No.5526534

>>5526519
Okay, look at Schrodinger. Most of his work was mathematical.

And you can't say that Newton was unnecessary. Newton brought physics to the caliber that it is at today. He developed calculus. I mean, you're...how can you not see how beautiful it is?

>> No.5526540

>>5526534
What the fuck is calculus?

>> No.5526541

>>5526534
>Cave scribblings from pasty white dudes.
>Beautiful.

lel

>> No.5526573

>>5526529
>>this is literally /sci/'s only meme
>he thinks this is a bad thing
/v/ pls go

>> No.5526616

>>5526414
>2011+1+1
>not knowing that wolfram is a piece of shit that is also bad
>shiggitus diggitus

>> No.5526623

>>5526616
This.

Wolfram uses incorrect approximations.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=0.999...+%3D+1

>> No.5526636

>>5526370
as do i,

OP's real story;

>Ph.D in math
>struggling to find a job at a university
>dont want to work for high school

>> No.5526651

>>5526529

>Guess
>Homosexual engineers
>Biology >Hard Science

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5526659

Phd in starting
any Math I want
>300k Job

>> No.5526693 [DELETED] 

>>5526529
>a geuss?

>> No.5526729

>>5526651
>guess

>not geuss

>> No.5526731

>>5526414
>>5526422
>>5526432
>infantile cartoon

>> No.5526765

>>5526616
>shiggitus diggitus

found this unreasonably funny

>> No.5526766

>>5526729
>>5526693
>>5526651
That one is:
A theory? A gauss?
>guess
>gauss

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5526829

>>5526529
.999... =/= 1
guess

>> No.5526862

>>5526766
>a gauss
>geuss

>not knowing basic /sci/ maymays
>2011+1*.5 -.5 +1