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How do I make engineering and physics both my mistress and wife?

>> No.5516141

Major in religious studies. Tell the girls in your class about how you want to cultivate a stronger personal relationship with God through study of His word. Organize study groups and invite the best-looking ones. Gradually "become" disillusioned with religion as you learn more about it, but not slower or faster than your classmates. Eventually they will realize their faith is complete bullshit; at this point, you should be close friends with several smoking hot virgin bitches yearning for the cock they have denied themselves their whole lives because of a thousand-year-old myth. Give it to them.

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5516156

>engineering

>> No.5516163

Are you a girl?

>> No.5516281

>>5516163
No Im a boy

>> No.5516287

>>5516281
Good. I can fap to you.

>> No.5516307

>>5516287
Why? and How?

>> No.5516350

>>5516281
Science is a girl thing, like tankery. As a boy, you may not be cut out for it.

>> No.5516355

What you have to do to inform the government of your engineering marriage depends on where you live. Some places prohibit it, while in others it's no different than a het marriage. Then there are those wimpy places which will sort-of-recognize your marriage, calling it a "civil union." But remember that your husband is your husband no matter what the state thinks of your love.

And whatever you do, don't listen to cis scum like >>5516350 who want to tell you what you can and can't do.