/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5464831]

My 4yo loli cousin just asked me how lightning is created. What do?

[Anonymous No.5464835]

tell them and quit smashing their curiosity?

[Anonymous No.5464839]

by sacrificing the virginity of little girls.

[Anonymous No.5464848]

It's basically static electricity. She's probably experienced it.

[Anonymous No.5464857]

Ask /b/.

[Anonymous No.5464861]

>>5464857
>>>/b/453200920

[Anonymous No.5464885]

Tell her about small particles of matter, about fine dropplets of water in the clouds, sparks when you take off your sweater, 220 volt socket powering lightbulb (it's AC but that doesn't matter now). Yes, I understand she's 4. But you should explane the truth in a fun, interesting not too long way.

>people telling little and young girls magic and silly crap
>people wonder why 90% teenage girls and women are horribly stupid

[Anonymous No.5464888]

>>5464885
> Yes, I understand she's 4. But you should explane the truth in a fun, interesting not too long way.
How??? How can I translate that into fun kiddy speak?

[Anonymous No.5464927]

>>5464888
>take one balloon, explain it's like one of the particles in the cloud
>say that her hair is like other particles
>rub them together
>make a spark
>explain how lightning is like that spark, just a lot bigger
>do it in a rather dark room so she can see the spark

[Anonymous No.5464929]

>>5464888
Giant battery of clouds, giant spark, a very very hot lines of fire when air itself is burning because of giant power of that natural battery. It's not created by anyone, it's just there.
I can't possibly imagine it in a more simple way.

[Anonymous No.5464935]

>>5464888
The magic lightning goose flies through the sky and delivers lightning to mommy and daddy clouds who love each other (very much).

[Anonymous No.5464943]

THOR WILLS IT SO!

>what christians actually believe

[Anonymous No.5464964]

Have you ever been shocked by static electricity?
It's the same thing, but it's sooooo powerful you can see it!

[Anonymous No.5464975]

dont do this

https://xkcd.com/1145/

[Anonymous No.5465030]

Tell her to sit on your lap while you play AoM?

[Knowledge of the niggas No.5465056]

> Cloud niggas and ground niggas sometimes join forces to mimic an electrical decapitator nigga
> Evaponiggeration and condennigersation of niggerspheric kool aid within the cloud niggas causes water droplets to collide with fat niggas, supercharged mudafuka wave niggas, and other other kool aid droplets
> These collisions cause negative niggas to be kicked out of there homes creating many gangs in the clouds
> Negative niggas start getting hot cuz they pissed of with the positive niggas on the ground nigga, and all these negative nigga gangs start accumulating at the base of the nigga cloud, getting ready for gang wars to neutralize the ground niggas
> Simultaneously positive niggas laughing at the sad negative niggas, also charging up and getting ready to counter the nigga assault
> The air between the two nigga gangs becomes so think, the poleece put up a diniggelectric fence of the electrical decapitator nigga
> Both these gangs are so large now and the electronigga fields are so large they produce niggions and jail escaped free niggas
> Eventually negative niggas just can't stay put, and the great shitstorm of our times begins
> Dem negative niggas just fuckin get on there niggapeds and start riding down from the cloud niggas, the air diniggelectric fence starts to break down due to the overwhelming number of negative niggas charging
> Niggions and free niggas provide the path for the great battle, eventually once all the niggas die it short-circuits the natural electrical decapitator nigga, and lightnigging is produced.

[Anonymous No.5465181]

>>5464831

It's like the feeling you get in your penis whenever you're overloaded with joy and white stuff flies out.

Except we're talking about voltages and charge per surface area

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9501V-D-SM4

[Anonymous No.5465187]

>>5464831

Tell her it's the clouds rubbing together and making fuck tons of static electricity.

[Anonymous No.5465205]

>>5465187

Tell her you can make lightning with her if you rub your genitals together then when it doesn't work make her feel bad by saying it's her fault and there's something wrong with her.

It's not rape, it's science.

[Anonymous No.5465219]

>>5465056
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT...

[Anonymous No.5465276]

>>5465056

[Anonymous No.5465406]

>>5465056
>>5465219
>>5465276
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.5465800]

>>5464888
Make it a story. Start at the beginning and make it end big with KABOOM LIGHTNING MOTHERFUCKER -motherfucker