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In this thread, we post famous science quotes. I'll start:

"There is another world somewere, but were? Who know's, we havent finded it yet."
-Stephen Hawking

>> No.5464205

"Beep boop beep I am a robot do as I say" ~ Stephen Hawking

>> No.5464213

"Oh yes, take my billions and billions of sperm up that sweet ass."
- Carl Sagan

>> No.5464222

"the nitrogens in our dna's, galsium in our skeletons, abbels in our abblepie, we're all made out of star stuff's." -Carl Tsagan

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"Bazinga"

~ Dr. Sheldon Cooper MD

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"Smoke weed every day"

Carl Sagan

>> No.5464271

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Based Sagan

>> No.5464280

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
-Nikola Tesla

>> No.5464325

I forgot to turn my swag off and I woke up covered in bitches

-Mike Brown

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Bitch what you know about conservation of mass - Lil B the Based God

>> No.5464341

"It is, for example, impossible for evolution to account for the fact that one single cell can carry more data than all the volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica put together."

-- Richard Dawkins

>> No.5464346

>>5464341
"I am edgy as fuck" -Richard '666' Dawkins

>> No.5464348

“I hate men who are afraid of women's strength.”

-- Daniela Titan

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Give her the dick.

- Rene Descartes

>> No.5464354

>>5464341
In what context has this been said?

Was Dawkins talking evolution is impossible?

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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

he was a doctor of journalism, so it counts

>> No.5464359

"uwotm8" Wayne East

>> No.5464367

“Back in the day we didn’t have video games, instead we went out and beat niggers with sticks”

Carl Sagan

>> No.5464368

"Edginess is the opposite of science" - Descartes

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• • • those sciences are vain and full of errors which are not born from
experiment, the mother of all certainty. • • •
LEONARDO DA VINCI, 1452-1519

>> No.5464382

"Computer science... differs from physics in that it is not actually a science. It does not study natural objects. Neither is it, as you might think, mathematics; although it does use mathematical reasoning pretty extensively. Rather, computer science is like engineering; it is all about getting something to do something, rather than just dealing with abstractions, as in the pre-Smith geology."

Richard Feynman

>> No.5464385

"There are carbon atoms in you that were SHAT OUT OF HITLERS ASS"
Evil Sagan

>> No.5464391

>>5464354
Yes. Richard Dawkins, renowned evolutionary biologist and author of books denouncing the existence of god, says that evolution is impossible.

>> No.5464394

>>5464391
mind=blown

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"I would have liked to have a giant's shoulders to stand on, but the guys before me fucking sucked."

>> No.5464411

>>5464391
Well his statement is retarded however.

>> No.5464413

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

>> No.5464415

"...that humans evolved from ape like ancestors is of the highest absurdity." ~ Albert Einstein

>> No.5464423

"Evolution is unproved and improvable, we believe it because the only alternative is special creation, which is unthinkable."
- Bill Nye

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>Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein
(I think this applies to most of 4chan, considering the nature of the medium.)

>> No.5464454

>>5464341
What does data have to do with evolution?
How do you measure the "data" stored in a single cell?
Did he elaborate on it? It doesnt sound like something he would've said.

>> No.5464464

I used to get beat up because of my hair
I still do
- Albert "Turbonerdo" Einstein

>> No.5464602

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
- Carl Sagan

>> No.5464691

>>5464442
Ha! I read that!

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>> No.5464829

>>5464423
Bullshit. The fruitfly experiment

>> No.5464880

>>5464228
I actually thought that was a legitimate quote until the end. 10/10.

>> No.5465013

>>5464712
lawl

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"Show me the money"

Grigori Perelman

>> No.5465040

>>5464829
>observation
>infallible

What is a mathematical proof?

>> No.5465079

>>5465028
Laughed more than I should have.

>> No.5465264

>>5464228
You beat me to it.

>> No.5465282

I'm surprised no one's posted the NDT r/atheism pic yet.

>> No.5465312

>>5464261
I giggled a lil bit