/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5429149]

week 1: I have released my fecal matter in the toilet to start my experiment and it was a glorious release I have been holding my fecal matter in for almost a week now for this experiment. In this study I was going to test my theory on how you body will clean itself and become self sufficient without the use of outside cleaning utensils (ex. toilet paper)

Condition: relived, a little uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.5429150]

week 2: The pain in my dairy air is setting in and I'm starting to get really uncomfortable but I shall stay strong for science.

Condition: uncomfortable and feeling very nasty

week 3: the smell is becoming rancid smells like rotten flesh and well fecal matter. my dairy-air is becoming unbearably itchy and sore. I take it my body is starting the process of cleaning itself. Can this be a victory it might be too soon to tell.

Condition: in pain and very confident

[Anonymous No.5429152]

week 4: My buttocks have started to bleed and sprouting shores i can tell because my underwear have blood stains and parts of skin. The smell is becoming very sicking i almost gagged by the smell of it. Also for some reason the flies are coming in maybe to help clean the buttocks.

Condition: in pain and very sick but confident

week 5: the flies are lying eggs in my buttocks i can tell because I have set up a mirror to examine my dairy-air it is becoming very grotesque and hard to look at it but I have to stay strong for science.

[Anonymous No.5429154]

week 6: I keep feeling a horrible pain inside my rear it's almost like my ass is on fire and the fire is inside. I had to stop and wipe to clean myself. the experiment was a fail and as i started wiping skin and blood was on the tissue paper also fly corpses. I suddenly had what i can only explain as a sharp tingling feeling inside my lower abdomen. I called 911 and they took me to the ER they were horrified to see my condition one of the nurses starting puking at the site of my ass. They took an x-ray to find maggots where inside me eating their way through my insides. they flushed them out and they gave me some medication to kill the rest. I wasn't able to poop out my ass for almost a month because the butt hole closed up on me during the experiment.

So As far as my test can conclude the body does not have a self cleaning preservation.

[Anonymous No.5429155]

>>5429149
>>5429150
>>5429152
>>5429154
zero-dark-thirty/ten
full retard

[Anonymous No.5429158]

[Anonymous No.5429161]

what the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.5429167]

>>5429161
/b/ is leaking

[Anonymous No.5429179]

lmao

why the fuck would the body have a 'self cleaning' mechanism. we have one it's called your fucking hands.

[Anonymous No.5429184]

This is some nasty ass shit. Can your ass really close up?

[Anonymous No.5429195]

>>5429184
It cant. In fact, he couldn't contain the shit for a week because the sphincter of the anus will open itself after some time. Your brain actually tries to keep it closed until the involuntary impulse opens it.

[Anonymous No.5429227]

>>5429195
When I was fasting - attempting to communicate with a deity - I once held in my load for 8 days before it involuntarily came oozing out. What a mess...

[Anonymous No.5429260]

>>5429227
>attempting to communicate with a deity - I once held in my load for 8 days before it involuntarily came oozing out. What a mess...
Your deity came oozing out?
Son, shoggoths aren't for worship. Get yerself a real deity.

[Anonymous No.5429350]

>>5429260