/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5415778]

ITT: scientist quotes

[Anonymous No.5415782]

reddit pls

[Anonymous No.5415783]

>>5415778
Oooh, somebody should quote Michio Kaku!

[Anonymous No.5415788]

>youre head circumference will never be as big as NDGT's

[Anonymous No.5415789]

gb2 I fucking love science, plebs

[Anonymous No.5415790]

[Anonymous No.5415791]

You have been trolled.

[Anonymous No.5415801]

>>5415791
holy shit, i heard all the commotion about this whole r/atheism shit on reddit and thought "yeah yeah, just your usual 4chan vs the rest of the internet"
but what the fuck is this? edgy teenagers everywhere

[Anonymous No.5415803]

>>5415778
>>5415782
>>5415791
>>5415801
samefag, samefag everywhere

[Anonymous No.5415806]

>>5415803
I doubt OP was the one alerting us to the troll.

Why are you on the /sci/ board?

[Anonymous No.5416094]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Erwin_Schr%C3%B6dinger#Quotes

Have fun, /sci/.

[Anonymous No.5416105]

if u haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.

J A Wheeler

[Anonymous No.5416107]

>>5415791

I love how it contains a comma splice. Comma splices are my, favorite.

[Anonymous No.5416109]

"There is no God only cruel dark black suffering propagated by the negative entropy of the sparsely concominanted swallow."

[Anonymous No.5416124]

>>5416107
That's not a comma splice, that's just a misplaced comma.
See that comma in the above sentence? THAT'S a comma splice.

[Anonymous No.5416472]

>>5415791
I tried searching for this post but it's nowhere to be found.

The user that made it doesn't even seem to exist.

[Anonymous No.5416479]

>>5415788

head height > head circumference

Open your eyes, you know it is true.

[Anonymous No.5416527]

r/athiesm is like the atheist version of the Westboro Baptist Church.
They're all morons.

Also, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM

[Anonymous No.5416572]

>>5416472
probably because of the 710 downvotes

[Anonymous No.5416601]

r/atheism is the main reason I don't recommend reddit to people not already familiar with the site (r/politics too, but at least they link to meaningful content). I just wish they would remove it from the default subs already.

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[Anonymous No.5416613]

>>5415778
-99999999999/10 & hope you die

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[Anonymous No.5416628]

>>5416601

i stopped recommending reddit to people two or three years ago when the main page was overrun by AOL rejects: "look at my dad he looks like bill clinton!!!" and other inane shit.

years ago, every day on reddit was filled with interesting or funny posts. now it is the biggest circle jerk ever. back when it was just link karma, you voted on the link. now they vote on links that look like they can farm a lot of comment karma from.

[Anonymous No.5416630]

>>5416611
I'm actually curious about this now. It seems obviously fake, not exactly anything you'd expect to hear from Sagan, but you never know. People say lot's of crazy shit all the time.

In other words: /r/equesting sauce.

[Anonymous No.5416636]

>>5416527
So fucking true. I have tried to start posting on reddit multiple times because I didn't want to believe it was as bad as everybody here said it was. Turns out it really fucking is. r/atheism is nothing more than a conglomerate of circle jerking kids and pseudo-intellectual fucks.

And this is coming from a strong atheist. (Strong disbelief in the religious gods anyway).

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[Anonymous No.5416639]

>>5416636
They not only don't believe in them, but they are insecure in the fact that others do. It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.5416787]

>>5416636

I actually enjoy religious discussion and trying to find internal flaws but at the same time appreciating the culture behind religion and how they were early codes of morals, but it's just impossible on there without "Hurr none of it is real stooopid" le submit meme

[Anonymous No.5416816]

>>5415778

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because I'm reading hipster reddit shit on /sci/ but because I have a vibrator up my ass."

[Anonymous No.5416825]

>>5416642
>>5416622
>>5416611

I support this thread

[Anonymous No.5416869]

>>5416642
This kind of occasional comedy gold is why I come to 4chan.

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[Anonymous No.5416979]

>>5415783

[Anonymous No.5416989]

>>5415790
Go back to r/atheism

[Anonymous No.5416997]

>>5416107
I hate comma splices, because I automatically internalize them as reading cues. I wrote an essay once and my jackass friend takes a fraction of a second to mark a false comma in it. Every goddamn time I read the essay out loud, I audibly paused at that moment regardless of the fact that it needed no pause.

[Anonymous No.5417000]

>>5416997
A comma splice is not the same as a misplace comma.

[Anonymous No.5417005]

>>5417000
Sure it is. A comma splice inappropriately joins two clauses together. Just because one, or both, of the clauses is not a sentence doesn't make it not a comma splice.

lrn2grammar feggit

[Anonymous No.5417012]

>>5417005
>inappropriately
no

[Anonymous No.5417016]

>>5417012
Maybe in your backwater shittown it isn't, but in Anglican academia it is.

[Anonymous No.5417025]

>>5417016
You don't want any structure in your sentences?

[Anonymous No.5417030]

>>5417025
The fuck you just say to me?

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[Anonymous No.5417189]

>>5415778

Neil would never say this. First off, he's agnostic. Side rant: I hate how people post this crap on my fb....

[Anonymous No.5417200]

>>5417189

Oh! I see what's going on here. You guys are purposely making false quotes. Carry on then

[Anonymous No.5417258]

>>5417189
look up agnostic

[Anonymous No.5417310]

• "The energy produced by the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine." —Ernst Rutherford

• "There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean the atom would have to be shattered at will." —Albert Einstein

• "There is no likelihood that man can ever tap the power of the atom. The glib supposition of utilizing atomic energy when our coal has run out is a completely unscientific Utopian dream, a childish bug-a-boo." —Robert Millikan

• "Radio has no future." —Lord Kelvin

• "The more important fundamental laws and facts of physical science have all been discovered, and these are now so firmly established that the possibility of their ever being supplanted in consequence of new discoveries is exceedingly remote.... Our future discoveries must be looked for in the sixth place of decimals." —Albert. A. Michelson, 1894

• "There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement." —Lord Kelvin, 1900
(fun fact: Schrödinger too, was supposed to become a piano player, because before Max Planck, basically, Physics seemed to be solved.)

More Kelvin:
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible" "X-rays will prove to be a hoax"
...

[Anonymous No.5417380]

>>5417310
Fucking 19th century physicists

[Anonymous No.5417392]

>>5417380
hehe, I don't want to know what they will say about us in 100 years.

[Anonymous No.5418178]

>>5416896
>mike tyson

[Anonymous No.5418469]

bump

[Anonymous No.5418470]

>>5415801
I thought so too, but r/atheism really is a cesspit that would make even Dawkins cringe.

[Anonymous No.5418554]

>>5417392
They'll revere the one man who saw further than the rest.

[Anonymous No.5418565]

>>5418554
>he saw into supersymmetry and found some cool stuff.

>unfortunately, supersymmetry has a good chance of being garbage. It's strongest theories have been disproven, and the only supersymmetry models that are left involve Gnome-ons twisting hay.