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hi everyone,
let's do the "im the smartest guy on /sci/" thread.

hard mode: actual achievements only.

- won IMO gold medal
- co-authored a paper in Annals of Mathematics

>> No.5372307

Has had a gf

>> No.5372312

Any Intel ISEF bros in here tonight?
>2010 3rd Place in chemistry

>> No.5372314

basically made a girl cum by kissing/licking/biting her neck

>> No.5372325

>>5372312
are you from virginia or oregon?

>> No.5372329

>>5372325
Nope, sorry.

>> No.5372327

Canadafag here. Won the governor general's medals for high school and undergrad. Won a whole bunch of money in science fairs and sold a patent for a gasifier that got me enough money to last until the end of my phD.

>> No.5372332

I beat ninja gaiden black on the hardest difficulty using only the training sword

/thread

>> No.5372360

i graduated from high school.
oh and i won the spelling bee in 6th grade

>> No.5372374

I saw a math problem once

>> No.5372376

I won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry this year.

>> No.5372386

i once took a dump the size of my forearm

>> No.5372404

>>5372332
The Wooden Sword doesn't do damage to enemies.

>> No.5372405

>>5372312

ISEF alum 2008 (physics), 10' (engineering, forget which one), 11'(same as 10').

third place is freaking awesome guy. I got an honorable mention for some geophysics special award in 10'. got invited to the white house the same year for it too.

>> No.5372407

>>5372306

>actual achievements only
>OP has only coauthored one paper

>> No.5372414

I'm the smartest girl on /sci/.

>> No.5372417

I know someone who took the putnam competition.

>> No.5372435

>>5372405
Thanks! It's impressive you attended so many times though. I tried twice and made it once.

>> No.5372453

I finished every problem in Thomas Koshy's Elementary Number Theory with Applications book, so I'm pretty much this generation's Euler.

>> No.5372460

>>5372376
So what's a GPCR then?

>> No.5372466

>>5372306
Proved all things to be true and false by explaining existance

>> No.5372467

>>5372435

It's great to go even once. a real honor, and to win a category award is even cooler.

>> No.5372546

-won gold for ICO and IBO
that's about it, oh and got a 99.4% average for highschool(not really an achievement though)

>> No.5372575

I got really high and watched le neil degrasse tyson atheisting it up

>> No.5372591

>>5372460

A G-protein coupled receptor. Basically, most neuroreceptors are of two types: ion gates that fire in a self explanatory manner, and GPCRs. G-proteins hydrolyze GTP into GDP, and the resultant chemical energy can be used to provoke a synaptic response. GPCRs work via a protein-ligand complex which forces the reorientation of the G-protein in order to hydrolyze a GTP.

>> No.5372600
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>>5372306
Discovered Higgs Boson

\thread

>> No.5372621

>>5372600
>Claims to have discovered Higgs Boson
>Doesn't know that we're still not sure we've found the Higgs Boson as it has been described theoretically
>Uses a word like discovered as if it was a one man effort and not the effort of decades of thought by a big community of scientists

>> No.5372626

>>5372600

can you really discover something already presumed extant?

philosophy: 1
particle physics: 0

>> No.5372634

>>5372626
existant*

FTFY

>> No.5372635

I got a 35 on my ACT

>> No.5372664

>>5372634
extant you idiot, its a word

>> No.5372678

I fap with my left hand.

>> No.5372686

I have a degree in Women's Studies and Astrology

>> No.5372688

>>5372664
>>5372634

They basically mean the same thing.

>> No.5372690

>>5372634
Well it looks like we found the dumbest person on /sci/, so this thread wasn't a complete waste of time after all.

>> No.5372733
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5372733

>18 years old

>highschool dropout

>prolific armchair intellectual. I post often on 420chan /pss/, /pol/ and 4chan /sci/, /lit/ and /pol.

>does very well on standardized tests

>stim addict

>plan on attempting, and failing college soon

COME AT ME BRO

>> No.5372751

Champion on Sudoku in school competition
get on my level

>> No.5372753

I got a B in calculus.

>> No.5372763

>>5372753

I think I just got an A. Also I got quints on mu once

>> No.5372785

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda.

>> No.5372792

Went to Portugal for the international robotics competition and won 1st place ... dancing. Then again this was back in grade 5.

>> No.5372796

I worked on a Nobel winning project.

>> No.5372799

>>5372314

lol no

>> No.5372819

>>5372306
I can hang 15kg from my erect penis and use my penis to lift up the 15kg mass with a ROM of 170 degrees.
/thread
>ITT, e-statting.

>> No.5372820

>>5372306
calc when I was 15 come at me bro

>> No.5372845

Physics degree at 19. No papers yet but am working at a lab in my uni.

>> No.5372847

>>5372820
Welcome to most of the civilized world.

>> No.5372874

>>5372819
I can lift weights with my vaginal muscles.

>> No.5372878

>>5372847
Most of the civilized world still considers calc to be a college course. Though that is quickly changing.

>> No.5372893

>>5372878

Most of the civilized world ≠ Northern America

>> No.5372898

Over the course of 5 years I have successfully bred my captive wolf spiders to be slightly larger than normal.

Working on centipedes as well, no measurable success yet.

>> No.5372904

>>5372898
part of the 1% of /sci/ who has contributed to science
You sir are a hero.

>> No.5372922

I won the The Fields Medal, that was a long time ago.

>> No.5372923

>>5372922
I won the fields medal and rejected it. Get on my level, pleb.

>> No.5372928

>>5372923

teehee

>> No.5372930

>>5372923

I rejected the Fields Medal before I even won it, raise your game kiddo.

>> No.5372950

> I measure my intelligence by way of academic achievement.

>> No.5373011

actual iq of 193.

>> No.5373010

-Won the fields medal before birth

>> No.5373026

>>5372785
I bet you've got more than 300 confirmed kills.

>> No.5373029

I have solved a very hard quadratic equasion .... for y and not for x.

>> No.5373067

>>5372874
That's just gross

>> No.5373074

>>5373026
As a matter of fact, I do. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

>> No.5373098

>>5372733
I am very similar to this guy here.

However, I have a theory that is looking fairly good and it might get me into a top tier school. I realize this is VERY unlikely though. I will continue to work on the theory anyway.

>> No.5373105

I am the leading expert on prealgebra.

>> No.5373114

my iq is ti-83+

>> No.5373115

I can occasionally pretend to understand some basic mathematics.

>> No.5373117

When I was 5 I proved the Reiman hypothesis. The proof is rather trivial, so I don't feel like publishing it.

>> No.5373120

>>5373117
>The proof is left as an exercise to the reader.

>> No.5373126

>>5373117
>proof by intimidation

>> No.5373142

>>5372306
>cutiepie.jpg

>not cutie_tau_over_2.jpg
>cutie_arccos_-1.jpg
>cutie_180deg_in_radians.jpg

>> No.5373146

Working on patent for a new synthesis of methocel that will soon dominate the pharmacutical and agroscience markets

>> No.5373153

I proved Erdos's conjectures.

>All of them.

>> No.5373177

>>5373117
>Reiman hypothesis
googled this and threw up- lordy it's complicated- but you didn't

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>>5373177
>complicated
>Riemann hypothesis

>> No.5373195

I discovered differential and integral calculus on my own as soon as i started geometry in 7th grade. I also placed first in every section i competed in for science olympiad. i received a 34 on my act and taught myself to read.

>> No.5373205

>>5372306
Everybody seem to be forgetting the real thing in this thread.
Who is that cutiepie?

>> No.5373216

>tfwnoqt3.14159...gf

>> No.5373219

Found a very simple algorithm to varify prime numbers at the age of 7.

>> No.5373220
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>>5373216
>tfw i do have a qt3.14 gf

>> No.5373224

Meh. I'll take a shot.

>IQ very high from young age
>school considers me a genius
>attended a psychology course at a college at 12 years old
>high school of mathematics and science wants me so bad they called me
>recieved national award of intellectual advancement or some shit like that

I don't think I'm the smartest, but I've come a long way.

>> No.5373230

>>5373219
Me too. It's called the See If Anything Divides It method.

>> No.5373244

Graduated top of class in chemical engineering. Said fuck grad school, started making money in a production unit in an area with very low cost of living. Currently make tons of money being lazy as fuck suggesting ridiculously obvious fixes for problems. About to be promoted to engineering superintendent over 5 other engineers (have about 5 years experience). Spend rest of time playing with guns, video games, reading, going to concerts, and going on road trips. Bout to get married to a wonderful woman that I have amazing sex with who also plays video games, reads, and shoots guns. Don't know if I am the smartest person on here, but I think I'm fairly intelligent and have a balanced life.

>> No.5373249

>>5372306
Respect if you actually got that IMO gold medal, what country are you from?

>> No.5373252

>Let's do the "I'm the smartest guy on /sci/ thread.

Every thread on /sci/ turns into that after a few posts.

>> No.5373253

>>5373220
> redhead
> qt
well what's important is that you think so

>> No.5373254
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5373254

High school dropout, founded 2 very successful businesses in the last 3 years, have sold them for combined ~$50 million.
Currently retired, looking for an opportunity to go higher and bigger.
I may not be the smartest, but I'll be damned if you find someone who's achieved more.

>> No.5373289

>>5373220
>no tits
>chicken wings
>ugly face
>red head

0/10 not even mad