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Attention /sci/entists, I have returned from my month long venture to study /b/ with no /sci/ breaks. Consider this an AMA/ help me recover thread

>> No.5331324

>>5331320
>month long venture to study /b/
Are you a proctologist or something?

>> No.5331326

Did you feel physically stupider during your trip? I find that happens to me whenever I go to /sp/ or /pol/ for extended periods of time.

>> No.5331336

>>5331326
I did. And I performed worse on tests

>> No.5331332

>>5331324
No I am not. I was just becoming increasingly aware of how sheltered /sci/ is.

>> No.5331337

>>5331320
Why didn't you stay there?

>> No.5331339

You mean you fags don't browse /b/?

>> No.5331341

>>5331326
You should also add /v/ in that. I could also say /fit/ but their population of homosexuals is at an all time high counterbalancing the overcompensating matcho mentality, and they do flirt with lesser forms of science too.

>> No.5331348

>>5331339
For me it lost it's comedic repeatability value about 3 years ago, and to be honest it hardly ever was funny in the first place.

>> No.5331351
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>>5331337
because of the stupidity and 14 yo's trying to start incest threads which quickly degrade to Spiderman threads with "witty" pictures like this

>> No.5331352

>>5331348
>it's
And here are the long term effects...

>> No.5331356

>>5331341
I think /lit/ and /sci/ are the end-boards of 4chan. I can't go back to /sp/, /v/, /adv/, any of them. They aren't stimulating or interesting enough.

>> No.5331358

>>5331351
And how is this different from /sci/?

>> No.5331360

>>5331351
That's pretty witty compared to most spiderman derail macros.

>> No.5331362

>>5331348
>implying I'm there because it's amusing
Seriously, the only reason I'm on that board is because... well...

I don't even know, man.

>> No.5331366

>>5331358
the fact that there are actually intelligent individuals on /sci/ and I have yet to see a Spiderman thread on /sci/

>> No.5331367

Why should I care? Do I know you? No, I don't. You're anonymous and this isn't your blog.

>> No.5331370

>>5331356
Why waste time in perfecting your body when you can perfect your mind?

It's not like in the future science won't make super-anabolics that will give you the perfect body with a couple of pills and no serious side-effects.

You should treat /fit/izens as laboratory apes at best.

>> No.5331372

>>5331366
Spiderman threads are more intellectual than "0.999...= 1" or school advice threads.

>> No.5331369

>>5331348
It's not just the comedic value, but the quality of each post. I swear to god, 95% of posts make for less than a sentence. Which makes sense - why put thought into something that is going to be largely ignored and deleted within ten minutes?

>> No.5331379

>>5331377
No, thanks. I just ate a lot of cookies. You didn't answer my question.

>> No.5331377

>>5331367
do you want a cookie or something?

>> No.5331380

>>5331370
Keep your body healthy and it will benefit your mind.

That being said, holy shit, there comes a point of excess.

>> No.5331388

>>5331379
> implying I care if you care.

If you don't care that doesn't bother me. I'm just sharing my experiences. If you would prefer to read another thread by all means do

>> No.5331391

>>5331386
Shit, wrong thread

>> No.5331386

Related:
http://thebayesianconspiracy.prophpbb.com/topic47.html

>> No.5331392

>>5331388
/sci/ isn't your blog.

>> No.5331396

>>5331391
Reading anyway, shit looks interesting.

>> No.5331399

>>5331392
We're discussing our experiences on other boards after becoming frequents of /sci/.

If you don't want to participate, then kindly fuck off.

>> No.5331400

>>5331392
I never claimed it was. I merely posted that I was willing to answer any questions they may want answered

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>>5331392
courtesy of /b/

>> No.5331406

>>5331399
Not science. This discussion doesn't belong here. Meta discussion goes to >>>/q/

>>5331400
You are posting an irrelevant off-topic thread. This thread does not have any informative science or math contents.

>> No.5331415

>>5331320
I started on /b/ like every teenage fag that first discovers 4chan. I wish I could smack myself for thinking those juvenile idiots with their gore and pointless nihilism was cool.

>> No.5331416

>>5331405
Do not post macro image replies outside of /b/.

>> No.5331419

>>5331406
Quick! Integrate 4x^(x*ln(x)) - 4sin(cos(tan(x^0.46))) with respect to x!

Now that this faggot is distracted, let the thread continue.

>> No.5331422

>>5331419
Homework isn't allowed here either.

>> No.5331423
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>>5331416

>> No.5331428
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>>5331406
Then report the thread, hide it and fuck off.

>> No.5331429

>>5331406
Anthropology is the "science of humanity." It has origins in the humanities, the natural sciences, and the social sciences.

>> No.5331430

>>5331380
>Keep your body healthy and it will benefit your mind.
Or you could use nootropics and save yourself time.

>> No.5331437

>>5331423
What an infantile reply.

>>5331428
If I were to hide all the idiotic off-topic threads, /sci/ would be empty for me.

>>5331429
This thread isn't about anthropology. It's about OP being a retard.

>>5331430
If you need drugs to function normally, you are retarded.

>> No.5331442

>>5331437
Maybe, just maybe, your concept of off-topic is incorrect?

>> No.5331443
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>>5331437
Hey guys, I think he mad. XD

>> No.5331446

/sci/ isn't more stimulating than any other board. From the frontpage:
>You have 10 seconds to justify not taking Adderall
>tech help
>help me understand first term mechanics
>homework thread
This board is mainly for self-proclaimed armchair geniuses, not scientific discussions like physicsforums.

>> No.5331447

>>5331437
you sir are the only person who seems to have problem with this thread. Go back to lurking and jacking off to CP

>> No.5331450

>>5331442
This board is about science and math. Threads that are not about science or math are off-topic.

>>5331443
Nope.

>>5331447
Go back to >>>/b/.

>> No.5331456

>>5331437
>If you need drugs to function normally, you are retarded.
And if you need physical exercize to function normally, you are a cripple.

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>>5331450
You most definitively mad. :P

Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to reply! Why so defensive!!! XD

>> No.5331460

>>5331456
Physical exercise isn't necessary, but it gives us the advantage of being stronger and having aesthetics.

>> No.5331462

>>5331456
Do you even lift?

>>5331457
Boring. Be more creative. Entertain me.

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>>5331462
Dat need to get the last word in. You oh so mad.

>> No.5331468

OP here, this thread has been derailed by a single faggot. Shall we ignore is reply's?

>> No.5331472

>>5331460
>being stronger and having aesthetics.
>advantages
You are such a casual...

>> No.5331481

>>5331468
>off-topic thread
>derailed
I don't see anything wrong here.

>>5331469
How many puerile reaction images do you have?

>> No.5331485

>>5331481
I can stop posting them if you'd like ;P

>> No.5331491

>>5331472
confirmed for DYEL

>> No.5331495

>>5331485
I don't care, faggot.

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/sci/'s first Spiderman thread begins now!

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5331504

My oven faggot

>> No.5331505

>>5331503
lel

>> No.5331503

>>5331495
no u

>> No.5331509

>>5331505
no u

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Fucking orphans

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I'm going to start posting gore in a second.

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<---OP and his thread

>> No.5331538

>>5331320
ITT: /sci/ conducts a simulation of /b/. For science.

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5331555

>>5331538
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.5331611

>>5331537
>>5331555

>NSFW on SFW board

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