TOO MUCH BETA, POST ALPHA

[Anonymous No.5278305]

Post your alpha /sci/ stories here.

Wake up at 10AM after going to bed at 6AM and having a big night of sex and smoking weed.

Have Quantum physics exame at 2. Decide to go for a 10k run before.

Don't know results yet but pretty sure about 90-95%.

Have to go home. Smoke some weed, then proceed to do cross fit training.

Beat my fastest time lifting 40kg kettle bells for 2 km.

That was a pretty intense workout. Need more weed.

Finish off the night winning 3/3 tennis games.

How alpha are you /sci/?

[Anonymous No.5278312]

So alpha I don't need to tell fuckwit anons about it.

[Anonymous No.5278325]

>uses performance-enhancing drugs
>takes a useless course in quantum physics that is not related to degree to appear intelligent
>days revolves around physical exertion, much like a gorilla
>obvious ego problems

4/10

[Anonymous No.5278326]

>>5278312
Sounds like Omega bro

[Anonymous No.5278327]

>wake up to alarm
>it makes me do an triple integral to turn it off
>eating bowl of cheerios
>realize cheerios are in the shape of a protein
>be messing with the protein
>realize this protein is the cure for cancer
>be like holy shit
>go wake my mother up to tell her
>she is like that's nice honey
>publish my paper on protein that cures cancer
>win nobel prize

feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.5278328]

>>5278325
>coming from an ultra beta
>describes weed as a performance enhancing drug

[Anonymous No.5278336]

>>5278328
>employs utterly useless ad hominem attack on anonymous poster
>doesn't know that weed is a performance-enhancing drug
>thinks he is athletic, even though he is a doper

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.5278341]

>>5278305
I got a job interview. I'm already employed.

Alpha as fuck...?

[Anonymous No.5278339]

>>5278336
>never tried weed in his life
>so jelly but too mad to admit it
>virgin
>uses biggest term he knows "Ad hominem attack"
>can't even bench 20lbs

I shiggy bro, I shiggy

[sage No.5278340]

>>5278305
>Wasting time with physical activities
>'Alpha'

Sure thing bro

[Anonymous No.5278344]

>>5278340
>wasting time writing reports that don't contribute anything

>takes out buttfrustration on Alpha males who look good and would be able to keep the tribe running if our technology fell apart

>sages without saging

[Anonymous No.5278350]

>wake up on top of laptop five hours after simulations are done running
>contradicts all my math ever
>grind up caffeine pills to put in coffee
>stare at board
>stare at board
>wake up on papers

Yeahhh. And then I fuck some bitches.

Also, congrats >>5278341

[Anonymous No.5278352]

>crossfit

And here I thought this board was for men of science. If you wish to discuss broscience and how you can't eat carbs after 5 p.m. because it turns into fat and how muscle confusion and working to failure are the only ways to gain muscle, you're welcome to /fit/.

[Anonymous No.5278355]

>>5278352
Just eat healthy, shit bro.

[Anonymous No.5278362]

>>5278352
Implying that's crossfit

[Anonymous No.5278367]

>>5278352
>never been to /fit/
The real irony here is that one of their primary jokes for the longest time (haven't been there in a while, might still be) was 'broscience,' featuring such gems as 'muscle turning into fat' or vice versa.

[Anonymous No.5278372]

>>5278367
The real irony here is that we have some beta engineering major who thinks that he knows about fitness.

[Anonymous No.5278373]

>>5278305
>>5278305
>>5278305
>Crossfit
>Not squatting
Go to /fit/ they'll tell you what's really alpha

[Anonymous No.5278375]

>>5278373
I did squats and static squats for 30 mins as a warmup. Too alpha to mention it in my already boastful post

[Anonymous No.5278382]

>>5278375
you're already a beta for saying you're an alpha.

[Anonymous No.5278384]

>>5278340

>Implying physical exertion isn't better for mental health and intelligence than being an obese or skinnyfat fuck.

[Anonymous No.5278388]

>>5278385
Everyone knows edibles are the only cool way to get high...

[Anonymous No.5278385]

>>5278305
>smoking weed
>smoking

confirmed for betatard in denial

[Anonymous No.5278387]

>>5278372
There's really not much of any way to tell, considering that he hasn't uploaded any videos of his lifting form or posted his diet or routine.

>>5278382
It's a little silly of him, to be sure, but it's just a joke. What he was saying in the first post was shorthand for "Post your stories of success and pride related in some way to science."

[Anonymous No.5278392]

>>5278385
>smoked weed once
>got really paranoid and started freaking out in front of friends for 3 months
>friends never speak to him again
>Spends days locked up in room bitter at world and spends half the day posting weed hate threads.

[Anonymous No.5278398]

>>5278387
Yeah I figured.
In my experience there's not always a clear-cut alpha/beta/omega thing, and most people who say they are 'alpha' are really betas trying to one-up somebody, whereas true alphas don't give a shit, they just are.

[Anonymous No.5278399]

>>5278392
>smoke weed once
>become completely self-absorbed and don't want to talk to anyone
>leave friends to go play around with geometry in the kitchen for a few hours
Now I just drink at social gatherings.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

[Anonymous No.5278402]

>>5278398
Says there's no such thing as clear cut alpha/beta

Proceeds to subtly explain he is "alpha" and OP is "beta"

[Anonymous No.5278404]

>>5278402
I think you forgot your greentext there, if that's what you were going for.

I also really didn't see him explain how he's 'alpha.' You're drawing some pretty wonky conclusions here.

sage for butthurt overload ITT.

[Anonymous No.5278405]

Hey OP, go tell /fit/ about your 'crossfit alphaness'. Dyle?

[Anonymous No.5278411]

>>5278404
No you explained yourself as "Alpha". But you are in fact beta for going on with this. Please eat some cement.

[Anonymous No.5278425]

>>5278411
No, I didn't. I came into this thread to admire your pained rump, dude. I've never explained myself as alpha.

[Anonymous No.5278441]

>>5278425
Yeah....you did....

[Anonymous No.5278443]

>>5278352
>fit
>crossfit

[Anonymous No.5278448]

>>5278441
No. Reread the posts and who they're quoting. I clearly refer to the guy you thought was explaining as 'alpha' in the second person, indicating that I'm not him. Any conclusions you draw after that are baseless conjecture, sorry chief.

[Anonymous No.5278453]

>>5278448
Sorry bro, but you were trying to sum yourself up as Alpha. Re-read it.

[Anonymous No.5278457]

>>5278448
>>5278453

Guys, this is /sci/. Nobody on /sci/ can read, or else they would be a humanities major.

[Anonymous No.5278506]

>>5278350

How do you go about grinding your pills?

[Anonymous No.5278507]

>>5278506

Between my pinkies, because I'm so fit.

[Anonymous No.5278509]

>>5278507
stfu I'm seeeeerious

[Anonymous No.5278511]

>>5278305
>tfw i am 100% certain literally nothing in this post is an exaggeration of any sort
great job, thank you for gracing us with this awesomeness

[Anonymous No.5278512]

>linear algebra midterm marks posted this weekend
>cool I got a 93
>midterms handed back in class
>it appears my marks were totaled incorrectly
>actually got a 98.5

also this past weekend I set a PR snatch of 76kg at ~70.5kg bodyweight

[Anonymous No.5278525]

>>5278512
addendum: I felt like a fucking goon taking the midterm to my prof for a remark

[Anonymous No.5278527]

>stumble into freshman EE 15 minutes late, slightly hungover from the previous night
>look around, realize that nobody has their laptop out, even though today is lab day.
>teacher starts handing out thick stacks of paper.
>"Jesus fuck, don't tell me the midterm is today..."
>spend hours obsessing over each and every problem. Definitely not feeling as confident as I normally do
>turn in exam, hang my head in shame as I walk out of the room

>1 week passes, exams coming back

>TFW 95%

[Anonymous No.5278843]

>>5278327
where can i get that alarm

[Anonymous No.5278849]

OP, tbh, I'd take a skinny dude obsessed with maths over you any day.

[Anonymous No.5278869]

>have to learn about Microsoft RLDC at work.
>bullshit around for 8 hours
>Thanksgiving

Why the fuck do we have to use C# and MS SQL and not PHP/Java implementation, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.5278926]

>>5278849
tbh you're probably some fat chick so whatever

[Anonymous No.5278928]

>>5278926
tbh I'm a guy.

[Anonymous No.5278931]

>>5278928
well then tbh you're a beta who is into dudes and not an alpha male irresistable to ladies like myself

[Anonymous No.5278934]

>>5278931
tbh I'm not the person you were replying to, I'm just interjecting.

[Anonymous No.5278938]

>>5278934
tbh I'm not either

[Anonymous No.5278939]

>>5278938
tbh I'm actually a normal guy. What do you think of this whole alpha/beta stuff? I think it's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.5278943]

>>5278939
tbh I actually consider myself like OP to be one of the alpha species. What about you?

[Anonymous No.5278950]

>>5278943
tbh I don't really identify with either, although if I had to choose I'd go more towards beta in general. At work, in school, when there's a goal, I'm alpha, but otherwise I'm pretty laid back, which could be interpreted as beta.

[Anonymous No.5278979]

You do realize it doesnt matter. I must be a level above alpha to realize that transhumanism will eventually overcome what humans will be able to develope through practice. Wanna be strong? Genetically modified muscles. Wanna be smart? Neural implants.

I graduated with a 3.25 GPA in an easy major, and I will go back to grad school to study Neuroscience, but I am telling you - competition is only going to make the world more unfair at the rate things are going. If you are "alpha," by any means, you have a responsibility to share the wealth. Like get me laid, as I am still a virgin.

[ALPHA MALE17 !JWLQa8.zg. No.5278991]

>>5278979
tldr bro. If you want to make an Alpha post you need to make it concise.

[Anonymous No.5278996]

Alpha males don't reply, they submit.

[Anonymous No.5279010]

>>5278996
Alpha males don't submit, EVER.

[Anonymous No.5279046]

>>5278979
>he doens't realize that the smartest members of society will use transhuman technologies to enslave humanity rather than benefit it.

[Anonymous No.5279060]

>>5278926
> implying there is even a single girl on /sci/