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Dear /sci/, we need another joke thread.

Two Nuetrons walk into a bar. One say to the other, "Only one shot, then I am splitting"

>> No.5253426
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>>5253412

An airship full of melanin-enhanced sea cows bursts into flames and crashes, killing all aboard.

>> No.5253443

A Dirac spinor walks into a bar and says "u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt m8 i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum freedom of information site website that 1 of your faverite places to look at child porn u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer"

>> No.5253446

>>5253412
engineers suck penises and are homosexual

>> No.5253452

>>5253446
Beat me to it.

>> No.5253450

>>5253446
damnit you took my joke

>> No.5253454

>>5253446
hey, i was going to say that..

>> No.5253460

>>5253454
>>5253452
>>5253450
samefag

u r fucking cheeky kunt m8

>> No.5253468

A proton walks into a quantum strip club. A neutron stripper walks to the proton and her grinds her quarks in his crotch. The proton says "Goddayum girl, how much do I owe you?" The neutron says "No charge." Then the proton's electron girlfriend appears out of nowhere.

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Michio Kaku.

>> No.5253479

A man walks into a restaurant called "Entropy", the waitress approaches him and says "Can I take your order?"

>> No.5253490

Two oxygen atoms are walking down the street. The first turns to the second and says "I think I lost an electron." The second asks in response"You sure?" The first answers "I'm positive."

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>> No.5253526

Lorenz walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" Lorenz says "can't you see? I'm hardly moving!"

>> No.5253528

An engineer, a physicist, and a typical /sci/ poster walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be?" Just as the engineer is about to speak the /sci/ poster shrieks with delight and jumps up out of his seat and stands on top of the bar pointing at the engineer.

He starts stringing together incoherent fragments of homoerotic fantasy, seeming to take special pleasure in saying the words 'cock' and 'cum' and 'butthole.' His eyes grow wide with excitement and veins pop on his forehead.

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So an electron walks into a bar... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore

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>>5253470

>> No.5253538

>>5253528
engineer detected

>> No.5255345

>>5253412
That joke was bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.5255427

>>5253426
I don't get it.

>> No.5256520

So a Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. Immediately, one of the priests begins to scream "Oh HELL no! You're kind aren't allowed in the Church of God!"

The boson simply says to the priest "But Father, without me, you can't have mass!"