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Soooooo /sci/

Is this legit or are we all going to die?

>> No.5226021

>An orbital speed comparable to 1000 F1 racing cars
I laughed
Actually, I laughed at every other sentence in that thing

>> No.5226027

>almost scraped the surface of a distance star
>asking if this is real

>> No.5226031

There is literally a constant stream of "possible asteroid collisions", while a wildly arbitrary claim of some percent chance it'll hit be thrown out. The chance of it hitting earth is much lower than 30%, and will likely continue to drop as it approaches.

So, no.

>> No.5226042

It's simple

We make the state of Texas smaller, retroactively making this asteroid tiny.

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>>5226015
Can't find this article on the website..

I suggest our photoshopping OP links it.

>> No.5226047

Fake. Al Jazeera is more respectable than this.

>> No.5226050

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/42896/earth-to-collide-with-nibiru-on-november-21-2012/

>> No.5226052

Chemtrails, Fema camps, Fema coffins, IRAS, NDAA, pink skies, black clouds, Google earth blackout, strange weather, animals dropping dead, water turning black red, ufos increasing, military movements in the states, real video footage of the planet, underground bunkers, etc. Something is wrong with people for all this stuff to be happening right before their eyes and they cannot see it. SOON ARROGANT PEOPLE WILL CRYING AND ****TING ON THEMSELVES ASKING WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. ALL THE FILTH GOING ON ON THIS PLANET IS COMING TO AN END! YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO REPENT AND BELIEVE IN YESHUA....

>> No.5226055

>almost scraped the surface of a distant star
read that one sentence, realized you, your grand children, their grand children, and everyone alive for the next 1000 years are totally safe.

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>>5226050

>That isn't Al Jazeera..

>A website with Aliens & Mutants as specific topics makes for a valid source..

>> No.5226053

>>5226052
cool story bro

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>>5226050

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5226097

Oh /b/

>> No.5226100

>Nibiru
Do you even have to ask?

>> No.5226105

>>5226050
i lol'd

>> No.5226112

>>5226097
This picture is fake. This thread never happened.

>> No.5226128

>>5226112
Too bad that I screencapped it when I saw it. I don't really exist too I guess.

>> No.5226150

>>5226042
Idk why but... Hahaha.

>> No.5226160

>>5226112
Is this....ironic trolling? Brilliant good sir.

>> No.5226173

Yeah, I was in that thread and watched them write this shitty pasta.

I considered coming here and having you guys write

I facepalmed through most of that thread.

HELP THEM OUT /sci/!

>> No.5226235

>>5226173
Why on Earth would we help /b/ with this?

Deliberately spreading false information is the very antithesis of what /sci/ is about.

>> No.5226337

This reminds me of the time when I bumped into the wrong part of youtube, soon after the discovery in 2011 of a comet, by Leonid Elenin.

The entire fucking video was about how Elenin was actually a codename.

Ele = ELE = Extinction Level Event
Nin = Some vague god of death

Fucking priceless.

>> No.5226348

>>5226337
>>Ele = ELE = Extinction Level Event
Shit, I'm gonna have to name my kid that.

>> No.5226356

go back to GLP op.

>> No.5226372

>discovered in 2006
>travelled to another star and back
nice

>> No.5226401

your shit is so baldy written OP.

>> No.5226430

>>5226401
I lost some of my hair reading that shit.

>> No.5226432

>>5226430
looks like a hairy situation

>> No.5226437

>>5226348

That's how the movie Deep Impact starts. Journalist sees government higher-ups acting all weird and people quitting after being involved with the impending ELE that's being kept under wraps, but she misconstrues it as being a woman named "Ellie". Assuming it's a person that politicians are having affairs with, she goes into investigate

Ends up being a hilarious misunderstanding and good times are had by all.

>> No.5226439

SOLID EVIDENCE OF FTL TRAVEL