/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5214227]

>MFW People are depressingly stupid

Just look at how people reacted to hurricane sandy. Don't people realize you can just time the hurricane, cover all your houses in gasoline and set them on fire 3 minutes before the hurricane comes to even it out?

>B-but it is unconventional therefore it will never work

Just because something is unpopular does not mean it is false. By your logic smoking must be completely healthy. I hate you stupid shits. This is simple mathematics. FIRE EVAPORATES WATER, FACT.

>inb4 retards give me shit for being a freethinker

[Anonymous No.5214238]

[Anonymous No.5214241]

>Just because something is unpopular does not mean it is false. By your logic smoking must be completely healthy.

For someone who claims to be smarter than most people you're not making a whole lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.5214251]

>>5214241
Smoking is popular and also unhealthy.

He should have used something unpopular and correct but oh well, I got his point.

[Anonymous No.5214248]

>>5214227
This is simple mathematics. FIRE EVAPORATES WATER, FACT.

>mfw mathematics

[Anonymous No.5214260]

>>5214251
It's clearly a shitty analogy, though. I figured it was something like that, but clearly this amazingly smart human being would not make such a trivial mistake.

[Anonymous No.5214263]

>>5214227
>Go outside seconds before a hurrrricane hits.
>Cover myself in gasoline and set myself on fire
>The hurricane is almost here so it will even out the fire and I will be a-okay
>Hurricane never comes
>I die

[valjean !!4SOyPF0IuOv No.5214271]

>>5214227
>Just look at how people reacted to hurricane sandy. Don't people realize you can just time the hurricane, cover all your houses in gasoline and set them on fire 3 minutes before the hurricane comes to even it out?
seems legit

[Anonymous No.5214274]

>>>inb4 retards give me shit for being a freethinker

free masons amirite

[Anonymous No.5214282]

>>5214274
What?

[Anonymous No.5214281]

>MFW People are depressingly stupid

Some guy seriously recommended setting themselves on fire during a hurricane in order to "even it out"... whatever the hell that means.

>B-but simple mathematics states that fire evaporates water!

You couldn't evaporate a storm surge with a nuclear explosion, let alone a pissant gasoline fueled fire.

>inb4 OP is a retard.

[Anonymous No.5214287]

>>5214281
>You couldn't evaporate a storm surge with a nuclear explosion, let alone a pissant gasoline fueled fire.

Source?

Do you know about chemistry, kid?

[Anonymous No.5214305]

>>5214287

do you know how much water is in a storm surge?

A lot.

It takes more heat than a nuclear explosion to evaporate all of it. And that is even assuming the entire surge occured all in the same place at the same time. Part of the nature of storm surges is that they cover a wide area so even if you could use a nuke to vaporize all of the water in one area, it would leave others untouched.

[Anonymous No.5214314]

>>5214305
>IMMAH REDDITUR OF RYANDUM XD CHECK OUT MY RANDUM COWBOY HAT OF REDDIT XD

Get out. >>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.5214316]

>>5214314

There's no reason to get frustrated. We all make mistakes.

[H+ No.5214318]

This whole thread.

[Anonymous No.5214319]

>>5214305

yeah but then the storn would get this type of cyclical nature with the fuel just adding more heat and dihydrogen monoxide particulantes

[Anonymous No.5214349]

A hurricane is a perfect cover for an insurance fraud.

[Anonymous No.5214410]

>>5214349
>implying insurance companies pay for acts of God

[Anonymous No.5214695]

9/10