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>What I wanted to be
Astronomer
>What I am now
Property Inspector

How have your dreams been shattered, /sci/?

>> No.5203203

If there really are alien civilisation out there, then astronomers might also be property inspectors.

Also, why not get involved in astronomy in your spare time? You might even meet people who could get you in somewhere.

>> No.5203227

>>5203165
I know that feel

Wanted to go for astro, went for Geo instead.

Everything turned out better than expected though.

>> No.5203233

>Wanted to be
Psychologist
>What I am now
Sad sack at a job I hate

Gave up all my hopes and dreams

>> No.5203249

What I wanted to be:
Math teacher

What I am:
Quant

Ugh. I hate NYC. I hate Wall Street. But I'm just too good at math to not make this much money.

>> No.5203261

>What I wanted to be
Astrophysicist
>What I am now
Astronautical Engineer

Whatever, close enough. Found out that pure science majors sort of sucked to pursue

>> No.5203860

>>5203249
>things which totally didn't happen . apng

>> No.5204474

>What I wanted to be
Scientist
>What I am now
Multi-millionare

>> No.5204499

>what I wanted to be
mathematician
>what I am now
300k

>> No.5204588

>What I wanted to be
Physicist
>What I am now
Depressed 18 year old who spends all their time on /sci/ and will probably end up working at mcdonalds

>> No.5204591

>What I wanted to be
Biologist
>What I am now
Unemployed

>> No.5204608

>What I wanted to be
MD
>What I am now
MD-PhD

>everything went better in expedition.dolan

>> No.5204627

>What I wanted to be
Architect
>What I am now
Computer Programmer

Maybe some day, /sci/.

>> No.5204673

>What I wanted to be
Theatre actor
>What I am now
PhD maths student

I enjoy both equally in different ways, still do some theatre productions when I have time.

>> No.5204723

>>5204588
>18

You're aware that you have to go to college before you can achieve something in any of the academic fields?

Study abroad, college is cheaper in Europe.

>> No.5204728

Wanted to be a paramedic
Doing my PhD in physics next year

Not sure what I prefer

>> No.5204744

>what I wanted to be
Rockstar
>what I am now
Computer scientist

>> No.5204747

>>5203249
>Dear GOD, not only do I have to analyze complex and dynamic systems and use the knowledge I love to do something instead of just teaching it, I also have to make VAST AMOUNTS OF MONEY IN THE PROCESS
>MY_LIFE_IS_SHIRT.JPG

>> No.5204750

>What a wanted to be
Math PhD
>What I am now
Math undergraduate

Still have a ways to go.

>> No.5204749

>What I wanted to be
science guy (age ~5) -> scientist (age ~10) -> chemist (age ~15)

>What I am now
pharmacologist / computational chemist

>> No.5204755

>What I wanted to be:
Physics PhD
>What I am now
Barely scraping through the physics undergraduate with a 3.0

I know I should have known this, but jesus christ physics degrees are a lot of work.

Classical Mechanics II can suck a dick.

>> No.5204761

>>5204744
you can be a rockstar programmer

>> No.5204765

>>5204673
You wanted to be faggot tier. You went god tier instead. Good call.

>> No.5204770

>>5204765

yeah I realised I'd much rather (in future when meeting new people or such and having them ask what I do for a living) say 300k starting than stage actor

>> No.5204776

>>5204588
>implying anyone spends their time on /sci/
The board wouldn't be that slow if it were true.

>> No.5204777

>>5204776
Hi! I do sometimes. I did for a large part today.

>> No.5204784

What I wanted to be:
Physicist

What I am now:
Would you like fries with that?

I hate my life.

>> No.5204800

>>5204784
You can apply physics to the frier. It might dull the pain.

>> No.5204807
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5204807

>What I wanted to be
Scientist
>What I am now
Engineering student

Feels pleb, man.
pic related because homosex

>> No.5204826
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5204826

the difference between intelligent losers and wealthy intellectuals is that 1. they set goals (start before you're ready) and work hard towards them and 2. they know that great things are made in the precious hours in a day that EVERYONE ELSE WASTES. on 4chan/

>> No.5204846

>What I wanted to be
IT architect
>What I am now
IT architect
>What I want to be now
Not an IT architect

>> No.5204850

>>5204826
>everyone
>4chan
More like 9fag.

>> No.5204853

>>5204826
Oh look, a libertarian. The problem with your reasoning is that intellectuals and people who set out to acquire wealth are in virtually no instances the same person.

As for working hard, I happen to be an undergrad and thus far haven't exactly been challenged a lot.
So excuse me for lurking 4chan with my forearm in my colon while I wait for the plebs to drop out.

>> No.5204854

>What I wanted to be
Special Forces member
>What I am now
programmer

Asthma and crippled right hand.

>> No.5204865

>what I wanted to be
Fighter Pilot
>What I am now
studying Marketing and Leadership... FML

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5204879

>>5204853
>>5204853
whoa mam. maybe i should have said 'financially comfortable'

all the intelligent people who work hard at what they do, that i know, are wealthy. not because they set out specifically to aquire wealth, but because they adhered to those two points. silly.

no one gives a fuck about your undergrad either since 1. its not finished and 2. its probably arts/social sciences. prove me wrong

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>>5204879
>maybe i should have said 'financially comfortable'
I didn't have an issue with the term 'wealthy,' but with the condescending attitude that comes with wasting your life 4chan while telling others about how successful people don't waste their time on 4chan. As for anecdotes that no one gives a fuck about, my cousin got a master's in mathematical economics that he didn't do shit for, because, unlike almost everyone here including me, he's an actual genius.
Some people work their ass off and fail, others succeed without really trying.
Sure, these are exceptions, but I like to highlight them as they don't fit your self-righteous little theory.

And regarding that last paragraph, did that really sound like bragging to you? And yes, it's not finished, like I said I'm waiting. And no, it's not arts, it's engineering as highlighted in
>>5204807

tl;dr: Calmer than you are, dude.

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5204917

>>5204899
you might be a little bit dumbdumb. saying libertarian as if its a thing here.

i was offering some wisdom that ive found to hold true. i dont give a fuck about wealth, but it tends to stick; i tend to make friends who are also successful. and those two actions i outlined earlier seem to be a common factor.

good luck with your structures exams. stop being so silly.

>> No.5204921

>>5204917
>i was offering some wisdom that ive found to hold true.
Not really, you are just stroking your own ego.

>> No.5204928

>>5204917
>you might be a little bit dumbdumb.
>dumbdumb
>stop being so silly.
Oh, you.
>good luck with your structures exams
I'm neither an American nor a civil engineer, but thank you.

Also: Stop being so smug. We silly people live longer and have an easier time getting pussy. Join the dark side.

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>>5204928
ease up on the stimulants. when did i say you came from america?

when did getting pussy come into it?
dont let it become a manliness contest here lol

>What I wanted to be
Scientist
>What I am now
Artist, Scientist, Pilot

all im saying, and i really dont think people would disagree, is that people here would be better off spending THIS time on furthering SOME goal.

and that intelligent people who set goals are more likely to achieve them (kind of obvious) and become successful.

>> No.5204956

>>5204928
>getting pussy is highly valued in your world
you will never be a true scientist

>> No.5204975

>>5204953
>all im saying, and i really dont think people would disagree, is that people here would be better off spending THIS time on furthering SOME goal.

>and that intelligent people who set goals are more likely to achieve them (kind of obvious) and become successful.

Now those sound like some pretty reasonable statements. Must be the lack of condescending douchebaggery.

>when did getting pussy come into it?
when you weren't getting the irony.

>dont let it become a manliness contest here lol
implying anyone on /sci/ can win one of those.

when did i say you came from america?
When you mentioned 'structures exams,' which I had to look up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structural_II_exam

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5204984

>What I wanted to be
Batman
>What I am now
Software engineer

>tfw no batman

>> No.5205000

>What I wanted to be
Paleontologist
>What I am now
Polysomnographic Technologist

Watching fat people sleep pays more than digging up dinosaurs.

>> No.5205002

>what I want to be
chemist, possibly physicist
>what I am now
14 year old Sophomore high school student

My dreams are currently unshattered.

>> No.5205005

>What I wanted to be
Chemical Engineer
>What I am now
Chemical Engineering student.

Stop giving up on your dreams faggots.

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>>5204975
because the USA is the only country to name some of its engineering courses 'structures'.

do you think its impossible to be the aforementioned things and also be successful with women? i read somewhere in SciAmMIND (im not from USA ffs) intelligent successful people tend to be reasonably good at most things as well as their chosen vocations. they are rarer, but not so rare than to pop up now and again on 4chan :P a "polymath"

>> No.5205026

>>5205006
>because the USA is the only country to name some of its engineering courses 'structures'.
Probably not, but I'm a computational engineer (hence the bitches) so I don't have any 'structures exams' and Wikipedia apparently only knows that one exam.

>do you think its impossible to be the aforementioned things and also be successful with women?
No, but my experience on this board shows that if someone claims to be Richard Feynman they're probably full of shit.

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5205048

>>5205026
hahah, im no feynman but i certainly dont make false claims. sci is no place to share female conquests.

however i share feynmans wonder, and attempt to approach his level of hyper-understanding of the universe.

>> No.5205054

>>5205026
>No, but my experience on this board shows
Which experience are you talking about? Did you follow /sci/ members and nother their sexual habits?
The only "experience" you have on this board is of yourself. You are just projecting hard.

>> No.5205061

>What I wanted to be
Astrophysicist
>What I am now
Rabbi

>> No.5205074

>>5205054
>Which experience are you talking about?
Stick around and you'll see. The level of sexual frustration on this board is somewhere between /pol/ and /r9k/. You may not think it be like it is, good sir, but it most certainly do, regardless of whether you admit it or not.

>> No.5205079

>>5205074
>mysoginistic thread is started
>frustrated undergrads start bullshitting
>normalfags don't post in it because they don't care
>"everyone is frustrated"
I hope you're not one of THOSE guys who don't understand how anonymous boards work, are you?

>> No.5205087

>>ITT pathetic human beings who fail to achieve their dreams calling other people smug for telling them how to do it

>> No.5205095

>>5205079
>frustrated undergrads start bullshitting
All I said is that this board (and the board consists entirely of its posts) is full of frustrated, bullshitting undergrads.
Then you say I'm projecting, before admitting that I'm absolutely right.
Read my Feynman-related post. Then read yours.
Why are you mad? You're agreeing with me.

>> No.5205099

>What I wanted to be
Happy
>What I am now
Sad

>> No.5205098
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5205098

Wanted to be:
>Astronaut
What I am now:
>CompSci student
What I want to be now:
>Software engineer that gets to write software for satellites and other spacecraft

>> No.5205100

>>5205095
You clearly didn't read.
>normalfags don't post in it because they don't care
The point is, you see people who post, you don't see people who don't post.
Statistics based on what you see -> bullshit.

>> No.5205106

>>5205100
People who don't post don't claim to be Feynman. And those who do tend to be bullshitters and trolls. That's all I said. Just admit that we agree.

>> No.5205117

>>5205106
You have no reason to think it's the same persons posting in the mysoginistic threads.

>> No.5205123

>>5205117
No, I don't.

>> No.5206273

>What I wanted to be
Architect
>What I am now
Importer/Exporter

>> No.5206307
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5206307

>what I wanted to be
Astrologer
>what I am now
Astronomer
Fucking /sci/. Always putting reason ahead.

>> No.5206327

No major disappointments yet

>What I want to be
Exploration Geophysicist
>What I am now
Geophysics undergrad

>>5204755
Currently in Classical Mechanics I taking II in the spring, is it really that bad?

>> No.5206342

>>5206307

can't you do both? it's like speaking english and a foreign language.

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>>5206342
I was jus trollin youse

>> No.5206859

>>What I wanted to be
Cartographer
>What I am now
About to finish degree in Earth Sciences

>tfw I'll never get to discover and map brave new lands.

>> No.5206867
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5206867

>What I want to be:
Maths PhD, Politician
>What I am now:
Mathematics/Economics major, Physics minor
>What I really am:
three birds and a failure rock

>> No.5206878

>>5206859
you could have worked on mapping the ocean floor

>> No.5206907
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5206907

>>5205099
No but seriously this is the best post on this website.

>> No.5206920

>>5206859
That was more than likely never going to happen and you know it. Earth science cartography is cool as fuck but don't delude yourself into thinking you're going to map far off, uncharted lands. You're setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>5206878
Yeah... no. They'll probably end up mapping city growth, invasive species, oil and gas, or wetlands. Don't bring up false hopes.

>> No.5206943

>What I wanted to be
Jazz pianist
>What I am now
Nothing

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>>5205099

<span class="math">For\;in\;much\;wisdom\;is\;much\;grief\;and\;\mathbf{he\;that\;increases\;knowledge\;increases\;sorr
ow.}[/spoiler]

>> No.5206955

>>5206920
Nah that's what I wanted to do from child. I'm well aware it's never going to happen but I still have an interest in map making, even if it isn't discovering new lands.

>> No.5206965

>What I wanted to be
As a kid, Paleontologist; from teen onward, Astrophysicist. Oh, how I love the stars above.
>What I am now
I was a soldier, I'm now a mathematics undergrad with a minor in physics.

>yfw I planned everything out so I have 8 years of tuition 100% paid for by the Gov't. Plan ahead, you'll go farther.

>> No.5206972

I wanted to be a security engineer.

I'm now a DBA. It's okay, but the hours are really bad.

Id like to be a vocalist in a band. I've been practicing for about a year and a half. As a hobby though, I'm not sure it's a smart idea to ditch 85K for a gamble.

>> No.5206988
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5206988

>What I wanted to be
Computer Engineer
>What I'm currently studying
Computer Systems Licentiate

My new career is high-tier at best, but casual trash at worst.
Not enough hardware to suit my tastes, and not enough Management to actually be a manager.

>> No.5207294

>What I wanted to be
Mad Scientist
>What I am now
Synthetic Organic Chemist

Worked well I suppose.

>> No.5207305

>>5207294
Cool, what do you work on?

>> No.5207326

>>5207294
Well to say I'm purely organic synthetic is kind of a lie, because no one is purely organic anymore.
My syntheses usually revolve around self-assembling molecules into ordered nanostructures. So basicaly its a lot materials science and p-chem stuff as well. But the catch is that my nanostructures typically are based on naturally occurring organic molecules, usually those found in biological systems. The hope here is that we can shed some insight into possible molecular devices that function like naturally occurring molecules but more efficient.

>> No.5207329

>Wanted to be
All-pro NFL quarterback with 30+ TDs/year for 5 years straight
>What I am
Petroleum/Chemical Engineer

Gay

>> No.5207348

>What I wanted to be
A meteorologist
>What I am now
I make air pollution emission permits for oil and gas sites. Mostly oil wells. So fucking bored of it already.

>> No.5207349

>>5207326
That's even cooler, I'm a babby undergrad and I want to go into biopolymer synthesis, I'm going to try to take part in a titin synthesis project this summer.

What kind of systems have you been looking at? The only buzzword topic I can think of that I've recently looked at is self healing materials through olefin metathesis, but that's because I was reading up on Grubb's catalyst earlier today.

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dem ensembles

>> No.5207377

>>5203165

anon: you can still get a telescope, nice binoculars, etc, and start enjoying the sky with your own tools.

there's a huge network of amateur astronomers online, tracking all sorts of objects.

>> No.5207380

>What I wanted to be
Robot
>What I am now
Production Supervisor

I have no mfw for this hell.

>> No.5207385

What I wanted:
>Fisheries Scientist (ended up with a diploma in Fisheries)
What I am now:
>Natural Recourse Economist Undergrad

>> No.5207389

>What I wanted to be
Physics teacher
>What I am now
Chess coach

works for me

>> No.5207391

>What I wanted to be
Heroic
>What I am now
A coward

>> No.5207393

>What I wanted to be
Supergod

>What I have become
Philosophy student


Close enough.

>> No.5207399

> What I wanted to be
Astronaut
> What I am now
Physicist

>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.5207409

>What I wanted to be
Mathematician.
>What I am now
Computer scientist

>> No.5207424

>What I wanted to be
Musician
>What I am now
Cognitive Science undergrad

Well, I know how to make electronic music with computers at least, I just have to make some...

>> No.5207449

>>5207424

true story: i went to juilliard.

you dodgde a bullet, dawg

>> No.5207474

>>5207409
Oh god. I feel for you, man.

>> No.5207479

>what I wanted to be
Level designer
>what I am now
Architect

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.5207484

Astronaut

Aerospace Engineer

Given my physical stats, it's the best I can hope for.

>> No.5207498

>>5204744
Computer scientists are the rockstars of this century

>> No.5207499

>>5203165
>What I wanted to be
Linguist/philologist
>What I am now
Registered Sex Offender
Th-thanks, 4chan...

>> No.5207513

>What I wanted to be
Astrophysicist
>What I am now
Consultant with a Physics degree

Well, the money is good

>> No.5207515

>>5207513
Eyh, you're one of those guys!
Which field of consulting are you in?

>> No.5207530

>>5207499
I guess you were a cunning lunguist...
*ba-dum tssss*

>> No.5207536

>>5207530
10/10

>> No.5207537

>>5207530
I lold

>> No.5207539

>What I wanted to be
physicist
>What I am now
Stand-up comedian

I don't even

>> No.5207561

>What I wanted to be
Physicist (rocketeer)
>What I am now
Mathematician (god-tier)
life's been good to me so far

>> No.5207581

>Wanted to be
An engineer
>What I am
homosexual
Keep your chin up /sci/, dreams do come true!

>> No.5207610

>what I wanted to be
A "SCIENTIST" or whatever that entailed, paleontologist when I was a little older, now a astrophysicist/astronomer
>what I am
A 15 year old with three years left of high school.

What sucks is that I'm a lazy fuck.

>> No.5207629

>>5207539
I'm sorry, but your failed dreams just made my day.

>> No.5207635

>>5207539
Dara O'Briain, is that you?

>> No.5207643

>>5203203
>If there really are alien civilisation out there, then astronomers might also be property inspectors.

I love this response.
10/10

>> No.5207644

>What I wanted to be
Mathematician/physicist/astrophysicist
>What I am now
Depressed as fuck undergrad with pathetic motivation issues

I actually started off really well, too. Got in with a 97, dean's list first year. Now I just think about killing myself.

>> No.5207647

>What I wanted to be
Creation Scientist.

>What I am now
Creation Science Major.

>> No.5207667

<span class="math">---[/spoiler]

>> No.5207666

Wanted to be zoologist,
Became aerospace engineer...

Kept zoology as an interest...still would have been better as a zoologist but I've made a choice and I'm sticking with it.

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>What I wanted to be
Anything
>What I am now
Nothing

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5207707

>What I wanted to be
A million things.
>What I am now
NEET.

>> No.5207713

>What I wanted to be
Captain of Earth's first warp capable starship
>What I am now
Studying biotech

eh, close enogh

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5208490

>What I wanted to be
Content
>What I am now
Content
>What do I plan to be in the future
Content

>> No.5208630

>>5203165
>What I wanted to be
Either Mechanical Engineer, Quant, or Maths teacher

>What I am now
PHD Philosophy student

Don't even ask me how, but along the lines philosophy overtook my interest in mathematics. Now without even thinking about it, I've pigeon-holed myself hard into academia. Here's to hoping I can get tenure somewhere nice, and nurse my regrets.

>> No.5208651

>What I wanted to be
Batman
>What I am now
Old student who lives with his parents

I'm basically the anti-batman

>> No.5208655

<What I wanted to be studying
msc then phd statistics
<What I am now studying
Msc biostatistics

feels bad man

>> No.5208691

>What I wanted to be
Mechanical engineer/architect
>What I am now
B.Sc in materials engineering, few years for the M.Sc

>> No.5208725

>What I wanted to be
Property Inspector
>What I am now
Astronomer

Fuck.

>> No.5208784

>What I wanted to be
A god
>What I am now
A loser working at my local theater

Well, fuck

>> No.5208843

>What I wanted to be
Electrical engineer
>What I am now
Mathematics student

>> No.5208873

>What I wanted to be
a filmmaker

>What I am now
studying CS

It's still possible...right?

>> No.5208889

>>5203165

>What I wanted to be
Policeman
>What I am now
Mechanical Engineer

>> No.5208916

>What I wanted to be
Pilot
>What I am now
Hydrologist

... at least I still have flight simulators :(

>> No.5209001

>What a wanted to be
Astronomer or Solid State based Researcher
>What I am now
A Physics student worried that i dont understand my course and can only average 60-70% in my assignments and exams


>dat dread for the future