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Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:05:53 No.5099135 [DELETED]

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>Be 11
>Dad works at uranium mining operation
>He was drunk one night and brings me home a chunk of uranium ore
>Play with it a lot pretending I'm a worker at a nuclear power plant and it's melting down and i have to run or else Chernobyl 2012 all up in my anus
>A year later we get internet at my house
>Read about uranium and nuclear weapons
>I want to build a nuke after I read that
>Read about uranium being enriched before use in a bomb but for some reason I assumed the ore was already enriched
>Start building, do everything the internet says
>Build a functioning bullet type nuclear weapon using gunpowder as a propellent for the bullet
>Uranium isn't enriched though
>Put it in a locker at school, set it on timer and expect it to not be a big explosion like in the pictures since its a lot smaller than a strategic nuke seen in pictures
>Nothing happens but night time janitor hears big explosion from the gunpowder and the bullet
>Eventually bomb squad and shit come and FBI and all that crap get into it (I don't remember well I was only 11)
>They find out its me and ask me where I got uranium
>Dad got it
>He gets fired from his job and goes to jail, threatens to kill me for doing this, he's in for 25 years because apparently he tried to force me into building a bomb according to the government
>He gets out in 3 and a half months from now

I hope he seriously doesn't fucking find me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:11:08 No.5099151 Lol, you should team up for round 2. He probably learned how to build a real bomb in jail.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:12:07 No.5099155 please be true

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:13:22 No.5099158 File: 65 KB, 227x219, didntreadlol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:23:17 No.5099195

>implying you had the willpower and intellect to build even a mediocre replica of a nuclear weapon at the age of eleven
>implying you are sociopathic enough to try to detonate a nuke in a populated area
>implying one can forget that uranium is dangerous because one is drunk
>implying such an event wouldn't have been all over national news
saging for shit tier thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:30:52 No.5099210 >>5099195 Fuck off, this is 5chan, everything is real.

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Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:44:38 No.5099235

>>5099195
It was two pellets of uranium in a tube that smashed into eachother from an explosion from black powder, I think an 8 year old could make it and I doubt it would've even worked.

I expected it to just blow up the school and that's it, I really hated school.

Uranium in the form of ore isn't that dangerous and I think you're underestimating alcohols influence on the brain.

They wanted to cover it up because it would really fucking scare people knowing an 11 year old could build a half assed WMD and that anyone can waltz into a uranium mine and grab potentially fissile material.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:48:08 No.5099243 You need about 20kg of enriched uranium to make a bomb

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:55:52 No.5099255 >>5099235 you were about as close to making a wmd as dropping some uranium ore from a building and hoping the impact would set it off

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2012 22:57:52 No.5099259 >bullet type nuclear weapon you fucking moron, enriched uranium doesn't just explode when hit, nuclear bombs smash two bodies of uranium together, fucking asswagon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 05:47:52 No.5099764 >>5099135 incredible story, OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 08:27:52 No.5099924 >>5099135 goes to jail for uranium what country? cause this sounds like bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 09:01:38 No.5099994 how the hell did you leach the uranium?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 09:17:37 No.5100016 >years because apparently he tried to force me into building a bomb according to the government brilliant! getting your 11 year old son to build a nuclear bomb with internet knowledge and a random piece of uranium.

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Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 09:23:37 No.5100025

>>5099195
>implying you are sociopathic enough to try to detonate a nuke in a populated area

Not saying that OPs story isn't utter shit but...

>Implying an 11 year old has any proper remorse.
>Implying an 11 year old has any idea of the ramifications of setting off a bomb

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Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 09:24:07 No.5100028

IIT: OP describes modern trends in evolution.

I am not going to say you should or should die, but you should probably check with the prison/parole officer and see how mentally stable your Dad has been. You should also probably go into the witness protection program. or at lest change your name.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 09:56:07 No.5100069 File: 80 KB, 250x272, stop1308793438190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5099135 >Build a functioning bullet type nuclear weapon using gunpowder as a propellent for the bullet

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 10:20:22 No.5100122 >Be 11 >Start building, do everything the internet says >he's in for 25 years >He gets out in 3 and a half months from now Something doesn't add up

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 10:34:52 No.5100158 >implying an 11 year old knew how to use the internet in 1987

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 10:35:37 No.5100161 >>5100122 The internet existed 25 years ago. True story.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 10:36:52 No.5100163 File: 6 KB, 415x237, 1287432529209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5100122 >25 years ago was 1987 >internet first commercially available in 1992

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 10:50:07 No.5100206 >>5100122 >implying people always serve their full sentences

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 10:55:37 No.5100220 >>5100206 If federal, yes. State, no.

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Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 11:26:22 No.5100268

>>5100163
I was using a 9600baud modem in 87. We would spend hours downloading singular porn pictures. My favoritw login was a shared library site with the university of michegan, it is where i first read through the looking glass. Green text 80 character line limits.

>>	Nuka-Cola Fri, Sep 28, 2012 15:24:23 No.5100755 >>5099255 more like >you were as close to making a biological weapon as you sneezing into a tissue and putting a fan to blow over it, and placing that in a subway think about it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2012 16:04:23 No.5100885 >>5099243 OR: Of all the common nuclear fuels, Pu-239 has the smallest critical mass. A spherical untampered critical mass is about 11 kg (24.2 lbs)[1], 10.2 cm (4") in diameter

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 12:38:23 No.5103299 hurr

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 12:45:09 No.5103319 >>5099135 >Dad says he'll kill you I hope this is true so you get shanked the second he gets out Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 12:48:23 No.5103326 >>5099135 Both you and your father would be dead if you were openly exposed to pure enriched uranium. 0/10 think before you troll you double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 12:51:39 No.5103337 >>5100268 Bullshit detected. You didnt have a 9600 baud modem in 87.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 13:29:08 No.5103442 >>5103337 I used it to bbs,with my amiga.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 14:13:23 No.5103569 >>5103326 Learn to read you fucking illiterate retard. OP said it was Uranium ORE, not enriched uranium you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2012 14:31:08 No.5103641 >Be 11 >Chernobyl 2012 OP is 11.