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5092982 No.5092982 [Reply] [Original]

How to prove you are a faggot:
Steps,
1. Believe in pseudoscience like Global Warming.
2. Exist.

>> No.5092983
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>> No.5092995

- If politics are involved, it's likely wrong.

Fact

>> No.5092996

come on you gonna have to do better than that

>> No.5093006
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>>5092995
this person gets it global warming is fake

>> No.5093011

Aren't we in an ice age already? Not to discount the CO2 and water vapor and Xenox, but the natural state of the Earth doesn't include ice everywhere. A shitload of the Earth is also infertile and cold as tits. Wouldn't global warming be kind of a good thing for places like Canada and Russia?

>> No.5093012

>>5093011
*xenon

>> No.5093014

>>5092995
>Fact
facts are highly political

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>>5093014
rarely even the supposed "facts" are highly debatable. once everyone realizes the high up republican and liberals are just arguing to get job security. the world will progress faster than ever before.

>> No.5093047

>>5093011

Russians have no concept of fear, they do not give a shit.

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5093211

Global warming fake eh? Sounds about right.

>> No.5093238

Fact: The vast majority of climate scientists consider the theory of anthropogenic global warming to be correct.
Fact: There are some politicians who claim that these scientists are party to a conspiracy.

So, either:

The vast majority of these scientists are lying to us; or,
Some politicians are lying to us.

Guess which strikes me as more likely.

>> No.5093241

>>5092982

How to prove you are a faggot:
Steps,
1. Be OP.
2. Exist.

>> No.5093275

>>5093238
>climate scientists
>implying more than a dozen actually exist

>> No.5093276

1. Be OP
2. Post

>> No.5093280

>>5092982
Keep fuckin' that chicken, newt.

>> No.5093283

>>5093211

Is that moot posting in /sci/!!!

>> No.5093299

>>5093276

Can you be OP without posting?

>> No.5093309

>>5093275
Green text: the text of cowards

>> No.5093316

>>5093275

The vast majority of astrologers consider astrology to be a valid science.

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>>5093238
Fact: The vast majority of glaciologists, meteorologists, atmospheric scientists, NASA scientists, environmental scientists, and geologists consider the "theory" of global warming to be over exaggerated.

Fact: Politicians have nothing to do with global warming being a lie.

So, either:

The vast majority of faggots are post No.5093238: or,
Global warming is guaranteed a lie.

Guess which strikes me as more likely"?"

Both.

>> No.5093505

>>5093453
Anybody making claims of a theory of global warming and saying it is overexaggerated is doing so to get attention and trying to be edgy.

>> No.5093509

>implying there isn't an irrefutable climatic trend
>implying it's manmade
>implying it can be reversed by driving a Prius

>> No.5093527

>>>/b/

>> No.5093559

>>5093453
Yeah, nah. None of what you said is even remotely true. There is no real debate in the scientific community over whether global warming is real or not. The only debate is on the effects. And recent trends have shown that it may be warming faster than usual.

It's threads like these that make me realize /sci/ doesn't know shit about actual science.

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>mfw climate change skeptics imply that CO2 is the only chemical responsible scientists think is responsible for global warming

>> No.5093695

>>5093559
Absolutely not. Seriously, a scientist was called in front of the Congress to assess the situation and stated that we know shit about climate and greenhouse effect has been seriously overestimated, and you manage to write with a straight face that there is no debate?

>> No.5093696

>>5093604
>implying the IPCC models comparison wasn't on a simple CO2-only basis

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>>5093559
Yeah, nah. None of what you said is even remotely true. There is an on going and definite debate over how much of a lie global warming is.

It's idiots who don't know global warming is fake that make me realize /sci/ doesn't know shit about actual science.

>> No.5093744

ITT
Read this shit before posting:

http://grist.org/series/skeptics/

>> No.5093763

>>5093744
http://www.globalwarminghoax.com/news.php
Read this shit before posting.

>> No.5093768

>>5093763
I only care for scientific data, not some asshole's batshit conspiracy ramblings.

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5093779

im a christian so as someone who believes in truth i know global warming is a fact. because jesus and the bible tell me so. a great flood fell upon the land because the people were wicked. global warming is another flood by god.

>> No.5093778

>>5093744
>3 years old article
Sure is up to date science in here.

>> No.5093790

>>5093778
>newtonian mechanics
>relativity
>etc etc etc
Sure is "if it's old it's worthless" fallacy in here.

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>>5093778
HEY FAGGOT DON'T INSULT SCIENCE BECAUSE IT'S OLD
http://www.lenntech.com/greenhouse-effect/global-warming-history.htm

THE HISTORY OF GLOBAL WARMING GOES BACK TO THE LATE 1800'S. HOW DARE YOU DISCREDIT GLOBAL WARMING. TIRED OF YOU FAGGOT TROLLS!!!

>> No.5093811

>>5093790
>newtonian mechanics
Can't be this retarded, it's been centuries since the last experiments about the basics of newtonian mechanics.
>relativity
Same here, sorry to break it to you, but the fundamental theory is pretty much done here.
>some shitty article about an ongoing debate and a science still in infancy not taking into account latest researches
See the difference? Don't tell me we already know how it works, we wouldn't be doing experiments like CLOUD otherwise.

>> No.5093826

>>5093811
Nope. I don't see any difference whatsoever. Our climate theory is in the same category. We know what traps heat, and what doesn't. We know how much of it we produce. Now, I'm willing to consider arguments along the lines of "New data suggests it's a lot slower, or takes more than we thought it did" or "Here's a brand new, more accurate mathematical model that discredits the warming stuff".

tl;dr: Show me the math.

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>>5093811
I TOLD YOUR FAGGOT ASS TO STOP SAYING GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE
http://www.lenntech.com/greenhouse-effect/global-warming-history.htm
THIS IS THE HISTORY OF GLOBAL WARMING YOU TROLL!!!

>> No.5093846

>>5093826
Global warming is a fact.
Anthropological (man-made) global warming is not only silly, but stupid as well.

>> No.5093854

>>5093846
So show me the math that proves your point. If it's so obvious, then surely you'll have no trouble producing the aforementioned mathematical model, and the experimental data to go along with it.

>> No.5093864

>>5093826
>Our climate theory is in the same category. We know what traps heat, and what doesn't. We know how much of it we produce.
Absolute fucking bullshit, we are nowhere near this stade of development.

>"New data suggests it's a lot slower, or takes more than we thought it did"
Yeah, precisely.
http://epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Files.View&FileStore_id=66585975-a507-4d81-b75
0-def3ec74913d

>> No.5093871

>>5093854
So show me the math that proves your point. If it's so obvious, then surely you'll have no trouble producing the aforementioned mathematical model, and the experimental data to go along with it.

>> No.5093875

>>5093871
Already have.
See:
>>5093744

There's plenty of links from there to the peer reviewed whatnots.

>> No.5093895

>>5093875
and yet all the links discrediting you, you won't even open. how petty to make such an argument.
http://www.forbes.com/fdc/welcome_mjx.shtml
and
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204301404577171531838421366.html

>> No.5093901

>>5093895
I have taken the time to look at the links you provided. I noticed such scientific keywords as "climategate" and "hoax" and "conspiracy". What I did not notice was a mathematical model being put forward to compete with the current one.

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>>5093901
I have taken the time to look at the link you provided. I noticed such scientific keywords as "Stages of Denial" and "Types of Argument" and "Levels of sophistication" . What I did not notice was a non pretentious attitude and mathematical model being put forward to compete with the obviously scientific one I posted.

>> No.5093929

>>5093901
HELLLLLOOO
>>5093864

>> No.5093961

>>5093929
He's not gonna respond to facts man, his staw man argument that global warming is real is all he cares about.

>> No.5093964

>responding to an obvious troll thread
I'm disappoint, /sci/.

>> No.5093986

>>5093964
Says the troll acting like this is a troll thread.

I'm disappointed, /fag/.

>> No.5093988

>>5092982
no u

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>>5092982
No shit OP, global warming is about as true as Al Gore inventing the internet.

>> No.5094067

>>5094030
AL GORE DID INVENT THE INTERNET! HE SAT ON HIS COMPUTER AND TYPED ALL THE CODE HIMSELF! HES A GREAT MAN AND WARNED US THAT IN 10 YEARS GLOBAL WARMING WOULD DESTROY THE PLANET. ITS BEEN 10 YEARS LATER THE PLANET IS GONNA DIE ANY TIME NOW!!!

>> No.5094111

the polar ice caps are melting because you douchefags drive hummers and suvs.

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>>5094111
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THESE THREADS. THEY EXPOSE THE LIES THAT IS GLOBAL WARMING AND EVERYONE GETS DUBS AND TRIPS.

>> No.5094135

global warming debate in a nutshell:

there's a slice of cheese on a window sill and a dude comes along with a hairdryer and uses it to melt the cheese.

but another dude is like "wait... we've seen cheese melt on the windowsill without a hairdryer before. so clearly the hairdryer has nothing to do with it."

>> No.5094169

>>5094030
>is about as true as Al Gore inventing the internet.

>If President Eisenhower had said in the mid-1960s that he, while president, "created" the Interstate Highway System, we would not have seen dozens and dozens of
editorials lampooning him for claiming he "invented" the concept of highways or implying that he personally went out and dug ditches across the country to help build the roadway. Everyone would have understood that Ike meant he was a driving force behind the legislation that created the highway system, and this was the very same concept Al Gore was expressing about himself with his Internet statement.

>> No.5094170

>>5094167
analogy was fully apt

>> No.5094167

>>5094135
WTF is this fag talking about? Global warming is a serious issue, it's not like cheese and a hairdryer you fucking troll.

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>>5094170
Quit making lite of a serious issue, you trolls and your faggy cheese on every post is making a mockery of this forum.

sometimes the cheese is with a hair dryer, some times some dude is pissing on it. Just stop with your faggy cheese already.

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>>5094196
sorry man. here, have a sandwich

>> No.5094223

>>5094201
BEHOLD THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING CHEESE

>> No.5094232

Global warming argument in a nutshell:

See there is a cheese on a window seal and then some guy starts pissing on it.

Then a guy walks up and is like "are you gonna eat that"

All because the window sill was peeing on the cheese before hand.

>> No.5094268

>>5094111
>>5093811
>>5093800
>>5093744
>>5093299
>>5093211
>>5093011