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Calling all /sci/entists!

Suppose that, hypothetically, the following conditions were applicable:
1. Aliens were a reality (pic related) and are able to survive comfortably in the current habitat known as Earth
2. Humans, mainly you, and aliens are allowed to co-habitate with each other
3. Any other circumstances are up to speculation

What I wish to know from you bros, is how would you treat your fellow alien? What do you think your life would be like? What do you think will be changed dramatically because of the aliens?

Discuss.

>> No.5089605

Remember what happened to the Native Americans when Europeans showed up?

That

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5089607

Alien OP would probably be a fag too.

>> No.5089611

>>5089595
Depends on how they would like to be treated. A traditional way would be to treat them as you would like to be treated yourself, but thats not gonna work with a new intelligent species thats completely different from us. Alternatively, ask them to act like you, "when in rome, do as the romans do" and thus they we can use the traditional way. Another alternative is to make ourselves act like them, this will prove impossible for us, but if we expect others to be like us, we must be able to do the same for others else the first alternative is void. A more reasonable one is to find a compromise or rather an understanding on how both of us would act, would like to be treated, etc, Find the boundaries thats acceptable and interact accordingly. This takes a bit of time on both participants, but will work out the best in long run

>> No.5089749

>>5089605

woah man that's really insightful hey did you ever watch the day the earth stood still with keanu reeves?

>> No.5089760

>>5089595
>the current habitat known as Earth
>wording it like that

Fuck you, OP, and everone like you.

>> No.5089793

>have alien roommate
>introduce it to human culture
>introduce it to human food
>endless questions about it's own home
>cultural exchange

And we'd be best friends forever.

>> No.5089817

Introduce it to weed. If weed has the same effects on its alien body.

>> No.5089819

1. We'd kill them with disease and vice versa
2. We'd get into a war with them.
3. Technology will separate us greatly

Good ol' Guns Germs and Steel.

>> No.5089835

>>5089819

hook them on drugs + enslavement
= free tech and work

>> No.5089963

how much do they lift?

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5090017

introduce them to infantile cartoons

>> No.5090256

>>5090017
>tfw no alien waifu

>> No.5090274

>>5090017
you better delete that else you will soon be enjoying a ban

>> No.5090277

Pretty much the same as we treat Mexicans.

>> No.5090279

assuming they're not black people 2.0 here to steal my tv which i still have never heard about i'd probably just shrug them off as just people

>> No.5090282

I think it would make us less hateful towards fellow humans and redirect all that racism into xenophobia

>> No.5090296

id put my dick in it

>> No.5090297

>>5089793
>And we'd be best friends forever.
You really think so? They would have completely different social behaviors than you. They wouldn't have a sense of humor, they'd probably just think your retarded.

>> No.5090328

I would attempt to breed with it.

>> No.5090365

How many breasts does said alien have and are any of them blue?

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>>5089595
Sex with aliens. That's what would change.

>> No.5090400

>>5089595
Can I fuck it?
No? Ignore it.
Yes? Fuck it.

>> No.5091125

Is interbreeding possible?
If possible i'd nuke the shit out of everyone.

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5091177

>>5090397
Would you?

>> No.5091181

>>5091125
Then you discover that niggers are aliens capable of interbreeding with actual humans.

Better get cracking!

>> No.5091184

>>5091177
Does it have a warm moist hole that won't make my penis melt or otherwise suffer irreparable harm?

>> No.5091186

>>5091184
>>5091177
I don't recall the show saying anything about reproduction for that species.

>> No.5091199

>>5091186
>He didn't read the book
Well they're pretty much like chimps, if they could glide tree to tree and were taller than a human, but they go insane during pregnancy, and they're hermaphroditic.

>> No.5091204

>>5091199
>they go insane during pregnancy
How so, and just how the fuck is that not counterproductive to survival?

>> No.5091209

>>5091204
have you ever met a rational pregnant woman?

>> No.5091215

>>5091209
I wouldn't say "insane". "Insane" tends to not be conducive to reducing personal risk.

>> No.5091232

It's pretty simple. Since the aliens managed to cross the universe and reach earth we can assume them to be peaceful beings who treat not only their own race but all sentient beings kindly. If some stupid humans decided to go xenophobic on their asses they would most likely fail, due to the aliens' technology. Sooner or later even the stupidest redneck would realize that these aliens are not a danger and welcome them, so that's that. As a species we would make scientific and social progress previously undreamt of.

>> No.5091238

>>5091232
>Since the aliens managed to cross the universe and reach earth we can assume them to be peaceful beings who treat not only their own race but all sentient beings kindly.
That's one hypothesis. Another is that technology inherently implies belligerence, as the only purpose of technology is to control reality to suit the user's purpose. And the only purpose we can be sure they will have on their list is survival (because they would not have survived otherwise).

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>>5091204
Well there was only one pregnant individual observed, and it killed one of it's "family" members before the rest of it's group surrounded it, pinned it down, and sliced it open for the baby to be born. Then they ate the dead "mother" and the baby just went up to one of them and just propped itself up on it's new parent's back.

>> No.5091370

>>5091317
... it gives birth to more than one live young, right? Because what you described is not sustainable.

>> No.5092121

>>5089595

When I first noticed this topic, I saw its OP's question quite interesting. However, when I started to read many of its replies from others, I decided not to participate. It seems a few people just can't carry on a mature discussion without killing it with lame ass, idiotic, sarcastic replies. This is why I very rarely come on to discuss things on 4chan. You fucken idiots destroy it for the rest of us.