/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.5032812]

http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend

There you go, it's finally fucking /sci/ related.

[Anonymous No.5032824]

>my life expectancy is probably little more than 70 years, so we can safely say that I will be quite dead before I find the proverbial girl of my dreams. Come to think of it, she'll probably be dead too.
What's wrong with dead girls?

[Anonymous No.5032830]

>Implying people who visit /Sci/ doesn't have a better chance to get a girlfriend than [Insert your board here]

[Anonymous No.5032831]

>>5032824
They don't age very well (Just like little girls amirite?)

[Anonymous No.5032834]

>>5032831
Accurate.

[Anonymous No.5032842]

>>5032812

lumpy neckbeard wants a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend?

LOL!!!!

Real Answer: BECAUSE YOU HAVE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS.

Protip: People with unrealistic expectations, will always be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.5032846]

>>5032842
>Implying I'm a lumpy neckbeard
>Implying I'm not a attractive 20 yr old male who's semi social and confident and fit
Yea, wanting an 8/10 is unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.5032850]

>>5032846

If YOU are an 8.. it is.. otherwise.... NO.

[Anonymous No.5032864]

>>5032812
Irony... because the only chicks that relate to me are married, and while I might not get my dick wet in them, we text fuck all the time, I'm alright with stimulating their minds if I can't stimulate their bodies. Also... the weirdest part? I'd think a male would be jealous if someone was "texting" their wife, but honestly, I'm best friends with them. CRAZY WORLD! Oh well, back to the hand!

[Anonymous No.5032865]

a girl 2 standard deviations above the norm for beauty and 1 for intelligence?

he wants a girl in the top 0.01% and is surprised it will take long?

im sure if you have a combined criteria thats a little bit more relaxed you will get much, much better numbers.

[Anonymous No.5032870]

>2012
>girls are still stupid
>wanting a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.5032883]

number of females in developed countries aged 20-25: 65399083

who are relatively above average with beauty: 10 000 000
who are relatively above average with intelligence: 2 000 000

fuck committed, ill steal her, but lets half it: 1 000 000
and who would like me: 100 000. with his calculations, but assuming you are arnt into girls looking for someone 2 standard deviations above the norm, its higher, lets say 400 000.

thats 20 times more than his. meaning it will only take 3 years of a date each week.

assuming i only date people I meet at locations where the quality will be better than average instead of just randomly picking people of the streats, we can lower this to 100 dates.

thats completely doable.

[Anonymous No.5032884]

>Not wanting girlfriend for sex

Are you a wizard?

[Anonymous No.5032887]

>>5032884
>girlfriend for sex
What wrong with having sex with someone who's not your girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.5032893]

>Second, the girl must be beautiful (and I use that term all-encompassingly to refer to both inner and outer beauty). Third, she must also be reasonably intelligent—she doesn't have to be Mensa material, but the ability to carry on a witty, insightful argument would be nice.
This is so vague that it could encompass a lot of really different standards. Actually, this guy do have too high standards, or at least too specific.

[Anonymous No.5032897]

>>5032884
I don't know about anyone else but I am a wizard. Why have you summoned me? Do you have a question, young mortal?

[Anonymous No.5032971]

What is the chance of scoring a cute trap?

[Anonymous No.5032994]

>>5032887
It's morally repugnant, since it creates females such as EK.

[Anonymous No.5033017]

>>5032870
At least shes in the kitchen...

[Anonymous No.5033015]

>mfw the fan mail