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Why is their no mathematical equation for defining boobs? I always hear about A/B/C/D/ cups, but I think you need to account for length outward, length sideways, firmness, sag, how far apart they are, nipple dimensions, etc. Would such a formula be possible to create? You could also, theoretically, use a similar formula for butt sizes.

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5027726

>Would such a formula be possible to create?
>You could also, theoretically, use a similar formula for butt sizes.
>You could
Think you answered your own question.

>> No.5027745

Publish this, please.

>> No.5027753

>>5027745
>>5027745
I need somebody (anons) to help make this formula

>> No.5027757

>>5027723
A = "aaaay babee, lemme see dem boobs"
B = gotta say "aaay, bay-BEE!"
C = so big you just gotta "cee" em
D = when you tell your friends, "you shouda seen dees boobs"

>> No.5027761

We have to:

Find the prototypical set of boobs.
Develop a scale and quantify it (what does 1 mean, etc)
Weigh it
Contact some journals run by largely chauvinistic men.

>> No.5027769

>>5027761
1 would be a completely flat chest, possibly compensating for a bit of curve around the chest area