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5019427 No.5019427 [Reply] [Original]

After years of research you have finally found a new element
What do you name it as?

>> No.5019433

Hydrogen and helium are by far the most abundant elements in the universe. However, iron is the most abundant element (by mass) making up the Earth, and oxygen is the most common element in the Earth's crust.

Although all known chemical matter is composed of these elements, chemical matter itself constitutes only about 15% of the matter in the universe.
The remainder is dark matter, a mysterious substance which is not composed of chemical elements since it lacks protons, neutrons or electrons

>> No.5019436

>>5019433
God dammit Sagan

>> No.5019441

>>5019433
If Helium is so common, how come it's starting to run out?
Christians: 1
Carl: 0

>> No.5019462

>>5019433
actually, atomic matter constitutes approx. 5% of the universe. the rest is divided into 23% of dark matter and 72% of dark energy.

and as a matter of fact, i thinl that saganium would be a cool name for a new element

>> No.5019472

>>5019462
In chemistry and physics, atomic theory is a theory of the nature of matter, which states that matter is composed of discrete units called atoms, as opposed to the obsolete notion that matter could be divided into any arbitrarily small quantity. It began as a philosophical concept in ancient Greece (Democritus) and India and entered the scientific mainstream in the early 19th century when discoveries in the field of chemistry showed that matter did indeed behave as if it were made up of particles.

>> No.5019478

>>5019462
what the fuck dark matter has to do with dark enery
> 0/10 apply yourself

>> No.5019475

Darwinuim
Awesium
Legendarium
yormomium
wasawasdawasaddawadsadium (I didn't randomize that one, I've actually memorized it from when I was 15 and started studying chemistry)

>> No.5019486

>>5019483
:3

>> No.5019483
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5019483

I will call it after my favorite scientist...
Oh wait. Thats already taken. How sad.

>> No.5019485

>>5019483
epic win

>> No.5019488

>>5019478
>2/10
>because actually made me reply

>> No.5019495

>>5019483
I'm feeling bad for getting the joke

>> No.5019503

>>5019495
I don't get it
I haven't studied chemistry if that's a part of it

>> No.5019510

>>5019483
>>5019483
is titan a real last name?
Dr. Titan is about the most badass title i've ever heard of

>> No.5019522

>>5019483
Is it something with tits? I don't get it.

>> No.5019517

>>5019510
brb name change

>> No.5019518
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5019518

>>5019510
>>5019503
>not reading half of the threads on frontpage

>> No.5019519

>>5019510
>he doesn't know Daniela Titan, the most amazing scientist of all times

Go to >>5002564 and watch the video.

>> No.5019526

>>5019510
I must admin it's a pretty cool lastname
but the cunt is still an obnoxious fucktard

>> No.5019527

>>5019522
It is. Something with tits. Yes.

>> No.5019529

>>5019519
Holy fuck she's annoying

>> No.5019532

>>5019526
It's an artist name. Her real name is not Titan. Though it is pretty cool.

>> No.5019536

>>5019522
Unfortunately not. The only thing she doesn't have is tits.

>> No.5019542

epic win general

>> No.5019547

If it was explosively reactive in a mixture with, for example, hydrogen or oxygen, I'd probably name it sabatonium since it would probably be used in warfare

>> No.5019573

Vibranium
Cranium
Polmoss

>> No.5019577

Smokeweedium

>> No.5019587

Intestinium.

>> No.5019589

Probably something lame since nothing else would be approved by IUPAC.

>> No.5019593

Scrotium, im serious.

>> No.5019595

>>5019593
That's

Hilarious!

>> No.5019705

Iumium.

>> No.5019721

New game. You discover a constituent particles of dark matter. What do you call them?

>> No.5019732

>>5019721
nigrons
nigrions

depending on the spin

>> No.5019748
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5019748

Innecesarium because humanity don't need another synthetic and theoretical super heavy and unstable atom.

Also fuck pretentious scientists justify money for funding another shitty investigation on unpractical and unnecessary atoms.