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http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/

>After briefly discussing his show, the Smithsonian anchors asked Nye about Akin's recent accusation. The normally genial Nye wasted no time venting his rage about the comments:

>"Look, these people they're fucking retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?"

>The slightly uncomfortable anchors then tried to change the subject, but Nye persisted:

>"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

>"Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage."

>"He's a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a fucking idiot."

>> No.5013555

wat

>> No.5013577
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lol

>> No.5013586

Holy fucking jesus that's awesome

>> No.5013595
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5013595

He's a sad, angry man. After those kids made fun of him at USC, he was never the same...

>> No.5013598

i wonder if this'll get picked up by the huffington post

>> No.5013599

Legend. I can relate so well. I hate the republican/democrat bullshit (because both are too extreme) but he's on the ball.

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>"So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me. Any time. Any place. Debating science mano- a-mano. I'll bring the facts, and you bring the Vaseline. Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I'm done whipping."

>> No.5013602

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "
"Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage."


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>> No.5013607

>>5013599
>too extreme
>implying the real agenda isn't being advanced with plenty of agreement

They aren't "polarized" when it comes to doing what lobbyists want. They act extreme because the priorities are 1) do what the big donors and backers want 2) politicking and then finally 3) maybe getting around to things people actually care about

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The hero we deserve

>> No.5013609

>The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record

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>Q. Are your newstories real?

>A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues though satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

>> No.5013614

Imagine him doing an entire episode about science while cursing at people and sarcastically berating the kids who ask him stupid questions.

>> No.5013621

Would be awesome if the article wasn't fake.

>> No.5013623

>>5013595
What happened at USC?

>> No.5013632

He went to my college. I got to see him speak at orientation

:)

>> No.5013771

Can anybody find the video?

>> No.5013777 [DELETED] 

>>5013604
Bill Nye is my new hero. Holy fuck.

>> No.5013781

> The Daily Currant is the global satirical newspaper of record. All the latest political, business, tech, and entertainment news satire at dailycurrant.com.

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>>5013604
>>5013604
This guy just went from bro tier to fucking amazing awesome would vote for president of space tier.

>> No.5013786

>>5013595
I haven't kept up with him too much.

What happened, now? Who the hell would make fun of Nye?

>> No.5013789

"rape stork"

You are my hero, Mr. Nye. Not only are you a science guy, but you've come up with a very memorable phrase.

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it is satirical... although it would be awesome otherwise.

>> No.5013820

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYJfwFgOU

this is real at least

>> No.5013829

OP here sorry just found out it's fake. the site is satire like the onion.

btw i'm a girl

>> No.5013847

>>5013829
6/10
Raised an eyebrow.

>> No.5013850

>>5013829
tits or gtfo

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5013873

timstamp

>> No.5013879

>>5013847
>>5013850
>>5013873
They are probably not a girl.
That is a common troll here:
https://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=%22btw+i%27m+a+girl%2
2&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_date
from=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&searc
h_ord=new&search_res=post

This is a science board, and posting nude pictures is not permitted anyway.
even if that poster was a girl, then it is rude to ask that.