/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4944653]

is this ven possibl;e?

[Anonymous No.4944656]

I'd say that depends on what the door was made of.

[Gearbox No.4944655]

>>4944653
Shitty set door made of pretty much cardboard + Rampage Jackson = that

[Anonymous No.4944660]

>>4944656
what about a door made of diamonds and Rampage Jackson made of diamonds

[Anonymous No.4944669]

>>4944660
well diamond is the hardest metal known to man, so it'd be a lot harder to break through.

[Gearbox No.4944674]

>>4944669
>diamond is a metal
>metal

Diamond is not a fucking metal

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944681]

>>4944674
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[Anonymous No.4944682]

>>4944674

Damn that joke went way over your head.

[Gearbox No.4944685]

>>4944681
troll harder, still not a metal

[Anonymous No.4944686]

>>4944674
>new here
>still wants to namefag
people are really desperate for attention

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944690]

>>4944685
faggot

[Anonymous No.4944691]

>>4944685
she was giving you the copypasta where the joke came from and you still didn't understand it? damn, you know you're shitty when even EK corrects you.

[Anonymous No.4944693]

>>4944685
Either 9/10 trolling or you're going to need a new trip; you got embarrassment all over that one.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944694]

>>4944691
>damn, you know you're shitty when even EK corrects you.
Oi! i'm practically perfect in every way.

[Gearbox No.4944697]

>>4944693
>trip
>embarrassment
pick one, and hes only a namefag, not a tripfag

[Anonymous No.4944700]

>>4944694
you sure are. tell me again how infinity breaks down our maths.

[Anonymous No.4944701]

>>4944681
tl;dr
wut wuld happen if you smashed a sun made of diamonds and a sun made of rampapage jackson???/?

[Anonymous No.4944702]

>>4944694
Realize you're still shit

[Gearbox No.4944704]

>>4944691
Yes yes, I'm new. I'll admit when I'm rustled. Momentary chemrage.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944706]

>>4944700
ha, you still whining on about that shit??
you cant cut corners to infinity, shit changes when you actualy go to infinity, and its really a circle, that is really actually smooth, rather than cutting corners a finite number of times, leaving it still jagged.
i knew what i meant, i just didnt explain it well last time.

>>4944702
i dont think so tim.
theres a difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

[Anonymous No.4944711]

>>4944704

>be newfagnamefag

[Gearbox No.4944734]

>>4944711
>we are so mature because we know memes le lol
eat shit faggot

[Gearbox No.4944746]

>>4944711
I think that was already established

[Gearbox No.4944748]

>>4944734
I see why having a name is frowned upon (and that it's that easy to mimic).

[Gearbox No.4944757]

oh fuck i love cocks!
i must find far more cocks to put in my mouth!

[Anonymous No.4944770]

>>4944757
Chucklefucks

[Anonymous No.4944774]

>>4944704
i don't get why your type chooses to distinguish themselves from everyone else when your knowledge/contributions are rather poor. take your fellow non-anon here >>4944706 the bitch doesn't even know calculus if i recall correctly and is rather ignorant on every subject she speaks of. Yet she's posting with a trip and you with a name despite not understanding even a basic things. I'm not a bfag that is just "hurr trips bad. legion", but the use of trips seems to attract rather poor users.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944778]

>>4944774
i do know basic calculus, i just never took math any further than that.

[Anonymous No.4944780]

ITT: newfag learns about trips, memes, and namefagging. Hilarity ensues.

[Anonymous No.4944781]

>>4944757
Where did you get your engineering degree?

[Anonymous No.4944782]

>>4944674
Industrial diamond is fucking metal. Look at how black this shit is. You can't get any more metal than that.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944786]

>>4944781

[Gearbox No.4944794]

I literally cannot stop sucking cocks.

[Anonymous No.4944825]

>>4944778
how does that khan academy thing work? it seems strange to me that they'd let you be one of their math people if your knowledge of it extended no further than basic calc. Also, why are you up this late? (i assumed you were american)

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944830]

>>4944825
britfag, actually. it's morning.

>it seems strange to me that they'd let you be one of their math people if your knowledge of it extended no further than basic calc.
i literally have no idea what your talking about, i dont work for khan academy, and ive no idea how the fuck you jumped to that conclusion.

[Gearbox !!JWjZxvyoLJU No.4944837]

>>4944780
^^ That's the Tripfag thing right? Am I learning? I take it shouldn't do that either.

[Anonymous No.4944848]

Yes.
I've punched through a door and I'm not even a seven foot tall roided up wrestler.

[Anonymous No.4944852]

>>4944830
I don't know. i saw a thread once about khan academy, someone posted a link to one of their videos, and another anon responded with "don't bother, it's EK".

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944860]

>>4944852
ha, you must be new here.
im a regular tripfag, and tards always come up with bullshit theories about who i might be, none of which were ever true.

i was suspected of being some journalist, and then soem scottish person, and then some girl woking at nasa, and then this otehr tripfag called 'teacup' and then this other /a/ tripfag called
>'elizabeth kagume, OMG EK coinincidence?? no waaiiiI!
and otehr bullshit...

seriously, they're fucking retarded, and you should ignroe all that shit.

[Anonymous No.4944869]

>>4944860
>and tards always come up with bullshit theories about who i might be, none of which were ever true.
Indeed.
All we know is that you're definitely not the girl you're obsessed about, always posting her picture, and you're definitely a pathetic male who craves attention.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944875]

>>4944869
>All we know is that you're definitely not the girl you're obsessed about
ha, i know. i never claimed to be. i always made it clear that im a fan, whenver anyone asked:
https://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=factvsreligion&se
arch_subject=&search_username=ek&search_tripcode=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&
amp;search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=
new&search_res=post

>and you're definitely a pathetic male who craves attention.
nope, im actually female, and i dont crave attention at all.
almost all the attention i get here is bad attention, people being rude jackasses. if i actually wanted attention, i'd go someplace else.

[Anonymous No.4944877]

>>4944860
>bullshit theories about who i might be

you are EK

[Anonymous No.4944878]

>>4944875
>dont crave attention at all.
>Is tripfag on 4chan
Choose one and only one.

[Anonymous No.4944880]

>>4944860
you trip for the attention though, at least admit that.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944886]

>>4944880
what, the bad attention? not really
and everyone who posts, even as anon, wants attention to their post
you wouldnt post anything at all if you didnt think anyone would be able to read it.

as for the trip, yeh, i guess i kinda like being a regular here and being recognised, in some way.
i do stand out, even when i posted as anon for a long time, people still managed to recognise me.

[Anonymous No.4944887]

>>4944875
>>4944860
You are just fucking stupid. It is plain as that. Why do you post this shit that nobody cares about on the science board?

[Anonymous No.4944891]

>>4944886
You have some sort of severe metal retardation EK. It is obvious. Just admit it!

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944896]

>>4944887
>Why do you post this shit that nobody cares about on the science board?
they asked, i answered. simples.

>>4944891
i dont have any form of retardation at all, but i suggest you shut your fucking face anyway!

[Anonymous No.4944902]

>>4944860
so you're not that girl who posted that circle and pi=4 video? you seemed to imply that you were when you responded to the guy here
>>4944706
>>4944700

[Anonymous No.4944899]

>>4944886
No, people didn't recognize you as anon and those are more of your vain delusions about being popular on an image board. But i applaud you for admitting you want the attention and that's why you trip.

Because honestlly, I don't give a shit about you posting but the inconsistency between your actions and what you said were your motivations was bothersome. POST ON, EK!

[sage No.4944901]

>>4944896
I am seriously impressed you are capable of using a computer

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944907]

>>4944899
>No, people didn't recognize you as anon and those are more of your vain delusions about being popular on an image board.
no, they actually did.
this happened yesterday
<<<

[Anonymous No.4944909]

>>4944896
Why did your parents not love you? Do you think they ever will? Are they still ashamed of you?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944913]

>>4944902
nah, we were talking about an old math thread where somebody posted this, and i answered vaguely, and then that guy presumed i was shit at math, and then it kinda became a thing, and they kept bringing it up over and over again in other threads.

[sage No.4944914]

>>4944902
>>4944899
EK is just a moronic and nonsensical attentionwhore. Stop replying to his/her garbage.

\thread

[Anonymous No.4944915]

>>4944907
you claimed yourself in that image that it only happened 3 times in a month. anyways though, why do you trip if not for attention?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944917]

>>4944909
i get along very well with my parants, dickhead.

[Anonymous No.4944919]

>>4944915
Don't bother her anymore, she does it for the attention but who cares? If you want attention like she gets, become a tripfag. nobody is stopping you

[Anonymous No.4944920]

>>4944917
Well? How big are your breasts?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944922]

>>4944915
well its not really 'for attention' not anymore than any other tripfag anyway.
i just like that /sci/ has a pretty small recurring community, and we all kinda know each other now, so it sorta makes sense to trip, coz we can like bring up old conversations, and carry them on later.
you get to know people.

[Anonymous No.4944926]

>>4944917
How bipolar are you?

[Anonymous No.4944930]

>>4944913
>then that guy presumed i was shit at math, and then it kinda became a thing
it's because you are. it wasn't a one event thing that stuck. You consistently shitted up math threads with your poor understanding of it. I know for a fact there are countless screen caps of your stupidity. I don't even know why you choose to respond to threads which deal with things you don't understand.

[Anonymous No.4944931]

>>4944926
He is a Scottish man with MPD

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944932]

>>4944930
if i know, i help
if i dont know, i learn.
the threads still have something for me

[Anonymous No.4944935]

>>4944932
What can you even solve? A grade school algebra problemn? LMFAO.

You are just a circlejerk of total lack of usefulness and recitation of vacant facts obtained from google. You do not have a university level education, and therefore you should not post on the science board.

/x/ <<< would be better for you

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4944938]

>>4944935
>You do not have a university level education, and therefore you should not post on the science board.
i do; zoology is a science

>What can you even solve? A grade school algebra problemn? LMFAO.
fine, so im not that good at math. so what? i dont need to be, and some people here are, so let them answer.
if i do know, then i'll answer, and even if i dont know, sometimes its interesting to think about.

>You are just a circlejerk of total lack of usefulness and recitation of vacant facts obtained from google.
fine, sometimes yes, but so are many anons.

>/x/ <<< would be better for you
hahah. no.

[Anonymous No.4944942]

>>4944938
You have a freshman understanding of zoology.

>fine, sometimes yes, but so are many anons.
GTFO retard! This is the science and math board. Not the diary of a pretentious low intelligence tripfag.

You are a horrible troll, not even mad, 0/10

[Anonymous No.4944944]

>>4944938
>i do; zoology is a science
Sure it is
>zoology
>science
>pick one

Also stop posting in here

[Anonymous No.4944978]

>>4944938
>zoology is a science
not really

[Anonymous No.4945007]

>>4944942
Given that you sound very very mad, you should give her more than 0/10.