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4938300 No.4938300 [Reply] [Original]

So now we own the moon AND Mars.

Are you even trying, Yuropoors?

>> No.4938340

>>4938300
You've owned mars for a while brah

>> No.4938406

MURICA FUCK YEA

>> No.4938534

We technically cant own a planet. Just saying

>> No.4938543
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4938543

FUCK YEAH, WE GOT THE BOMB, WE GOT MARS

>> No.4938553

>>4938534


why? because some international group said so?
how do you know we didnt put nukes in the lander?


how do you know we arent deploying the MCV right now?

>> No.4938605

>>4938553
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty

>> No.4938618 [DELETED] 

>>4938553
Well you have me there.

>> No.4938669
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4938669

International treaties are things America does to other countries.

>> No.4938684

Doesn't Russia have a few probes on Mars or I'm I mistaken?

>> No.4938692

>>4938605
>Thinking America honors international law of any kind and doesn't just enforce it for our gain.
Pfffthahaha

>> No.4938733

>>4938684

It's crashed a few. No successful landings...yet.

>> No.4938738

>>4938300
>posting chinese cartoons using chinese software

>> No.4938721
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Screencapped from the livestream.
Welcome back to accomplishment, humanity. What's next?

>> No.4938797

>>4938605
Just ask all them Indians if Murica gives a fuck about some words on paper.

>> No.4938830

>>4938543

Just freeing their minds from the Matrix.

>> No.4938842

The amount of nationalism on 4chan over this achievement hurts me. You didn't do shit, a bunch of NASA engineers did. Sure NASA is funded by taxes, but the current democratically selected president has done nothing but reduce funding for NASA.

>> No.4938886

>>4938842
trolled softly

>> No.4938897
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>>4938300
people from other boards shitposting USA on /sci/ because they think they made any contributions by being buttmad taxpayers.

>> No.4938934

>>4938842
>britfag mad

>> No.4938935

>>4938842
Keep crying, bitch nigga.

>> No.4938967

>>4938842
>missing the NASA guy saying he wants us all to say "that's my rover"

>> No.4938975

>>4938340
This. I'm surprised at how many uneducated children post on /sci/.

Guess I shouldn't actually, you're all psuedo-intellectual failed physics majors who changed to liberal arts or engineering

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4939014

>>4938975
>calls people uneducated
>gets trolled

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>> No.4939048

>posts anime shit

op pls

>> No.4939052

>>4939014
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Pathfinder

So... how was your 16th birthday, you fucking faggot?

I don't understand how /sci/ doesn't remember this, I thought it was amazing when I was a child.

You're all born in the 90's and still in high school.

>> No.4939055

>tfw /sp/ has the space jam theme playing with >>4939032 as the top banner

>> No.4939040

>>4938842

Actually, the president is the reason Nasa didn't get scrapped and this project was approved.

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>>4939052
...no shit

wow are you really this stupid HAHAHAHA

>> No.4939133

>>4938842
>didn't do shit

except paid taxes that funded all this along with all other Ameribros

kill yourself stupid leftists, all you have to show are shitty sociology papers

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4939115

>>4939055
>>>/sp/24101074

>> No.4939216

We own the RED planet, the WHITE moon, and are the best country on the BLUE earth.

Coincidence? I think not!

>> No.4939250

>>4939133
>implying righties earn enough money to owe taxes.

>> No.4939322

>>4939040
Sauce?

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4939344

>>4939094
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

Of course you were

>> No.4939471

We have landed rovers on Mars before, years ago.
But god DAMN.
We just landed a CAR SIZED NUCLEAR POWERED rover on Mars.
With better equipment for research than any other rover sent out from Earth.

AMERICA.

>> No.4939493

>busy successfully landing a robotic lab on Mars
>still extremely competitive with China for most medals in Olympics.

America. Go check out /b/ if you have any questions.

>> No.4939520

The amount of patriotism and Obama's asskising in the post-landing speeches is fucking untolerable.

>> No.4939559

>>4939520
Well they don't want the public to be retarded and vote for Romney who will probably shut down NASA

>> No.4939608

If you listen to these "Scientists" closely you can see it's all a publicity stunt. Another fake space mission fools the sheeple...

>> No.4939641

8 Countries were involved in putting Curiosity on Mars. 6 of them were european.
Very, very few of the people who were involved would likely approve of your dipshit attitude.

>> No.4939649

I am kinda surprised why people shit bricks over this? I guess the kids never knew we already had shit on Mars.

I knew this and wondered "was I wrong? people cant be this stupid or am I stupid?". Figures.

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This land is my land.

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4939843

< OP
Keep talking you stupid cunt.

>> No.4939944

Well, guess you win again, America. Looks like us Eurofaggots will just have to be satisfied with our Cern, fusion reactors, healthcare and proper education while you discover the cosmos, speading your freeeedamz across the Milky way. Maybe you even discover a new form of life you can nuke the fuck out of.

>> No.4939970

>>4939944
So mad, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD.

Have fun with being invaded by Muslims while we fuck alien women.

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>>4939944

I'm sure at some point Muslim jurisprudence will allow space exploration. Don't give up hope.

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>>4939344
> you take op seriously
> i call you out on being a dumbass for getting trolled
>somehow you're so stupid you interpret that as me actually believing what the op is saying, even after i clearly stated it was an obvious troll
>i'm retarded

>> No.4940007

>>>/pol/ called, they want their cancer back.

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4940038

>>4939996
>mfw we ban burkas while you let them build a mosque on ground zero.

>> No.4940037

>>4939970
I know this is a troll thread, but it just reminded me of the fact that some americans actually take the "europe-is-in-the-hands-of-muslims" thing seriously.

Also beware yanks, chinese and indians are going for the Moon and the NASA announced recently it would go investigate asteroids. So thats what the future holds for you.

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4940157

>>4940003
>pretending you weren't OP

>pretending to have known what you were talking about now that you've been unveiled as a moron

Cute.

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4940188

win

>> No.4940198

>>4938300
>Can put a robot on mars
>Cant afford free health care

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4940246

>>4940198
'murrica
4chan should be free from patriotism and shit like that.

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>> No.4940315

>>4940038
>implying we even care what happens on this planet anymore
>implying we aren't going to blow it up at the end of 2012 and relocate all Americans to the glorious mars colony

>> No.4940344

>>4940315

That would mean only dumb murricans get tranfered, scientists are yuropeans and asian in murricuh, you would become cavemen xD

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4940360

>>4940315
>implying your zionist overlords will take you with them.

>> No.4940378

>own

Ameridips actually believe this

>> No.4940395
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4940395

LOL OTHER COUNTRIES, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

btw, on that pic: Phobos-Grunt / Yinghuo- failed, MSL successful.

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>> No.4940562

All of you do realize that even though you landed it, most of the rover was made in japan and yurop, right?

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4940602

>>4940562
>yurop


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.

>> No.4940719

>>4938300
>> Talking about owning the moon and mars....
>> Talking about China owns you(good old huge american debt) so they own the moon and mars dumbass..

>> No.4940771

Stop acting like you know so much as basic math and go back to >>>/b/.