/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4903035]

You are just strolling through the engineering department when this guy approaches from behind and slaps your ass.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.4903040]

Remind him that I'm nearing 30. He'll consider me too old and move forward.

[Anonymous No.4903054]

>shake his hand firmly
>rotate hand to pronating wristlock
>move left hand to lock elbow, getting the arm bar
>sweep the right leg, landing him on his pretty ass
>force locked shoulder to the deck
>sweeping stomp to the bridge of the nose with the heel of my choice

>claim self-defense

[Carl No.4903058]

>>4903054
Whatever you're trying to do, you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.4903061]

Remind myself that I'm in the natural habitat of the engineers and there is no need to panic

[Anonymous No.4903074]

>>4903058
>USMC LINE Combatives
>doing it wrong

choose carefully

[Carl No.4903088]

>>4903074
I geuss you're also trained in gorilla warfare.

[Anonymous No.4903111]

>>4903088
>gorilla warfare

fuck those damn dirty apes!

[Carl No.4903120]

>>4903111
>apes

You mean monkeys.

[Tik-Tok !p2QqYMjYxs No.4903123]

[Anonymous No.4903129]

>>4903120
You mean simians.

[Carl No.4903130]

>>4903129
You mean violent simians.