ITT awesome quotes

[Anonymous No.4880803]

"Doing what’s never been done before is intellectually seductive" - for some reason this quote made me cheer up, do you have some more awesome quotes anon?

[Anonymous No.4880830]

In the book on earthquakes, Seneca imagines that Lucilius questions the value of science: "What is - you are asking - the reward for this toil? It is the gratest reward of all, to know nature." In Latin: "Quod, inquis, erit pretium operae? Quo nullum maius est, nosse naturam."

[Anonymous No.4880844]

"I ate a basket full of chili fries and it was damn good. So good, in fact, I got myself another basket full of chili fries and I ate those too."

[Anonymous No.4880852]

"There is not enough love and kindness in the world to permit us to give any of it away to imaginary beings." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.4880892]

"say hi to my freind!"

-Scarface

[Anonymous No.4880904]

>>4880803
"Engineering? Do I look like a faggot?"
- Dr. A. Einstein

[Anonymous No.4880908]

"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."

- Spinoza

[Anonymous No.4880918]

"I don't think we're (humans) for anything, we're just products of evolution. You can say 'Gee, your life must be pretty bleak if you don't think there's a purpose' but I'm anticipating a good lunch."

- James Watson

[Anonymous No.4880932]

Cognito ergo sum.

Give her the dick.

[Anonymous No.4880945]

"what time is it??"
this morning when i woke up

[Anonymous No.4881125]

At no time is freedom of speech more precious
than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsden

[Anonymous No.4881208]

Three years. France, mostly. It's almost impossible to describe the horror. It's a living, waking nightmare. There was a soldier, a German; him and his men tried to attack our position in the Argonne forest. It was nighttime, and while he was trying to climb through some barbed wire, I shot him - twice - once in the stomach, once in the neck. He slumped over the barbed wire, and no matter what he did to try and wriggle free, it just got worse for him. I left him like that, for days, listening to him moaning, crying. 'Mutti! Mutti! Mutti.' That's German for mamma. 'Mamma'. That's what he kept saying. The curious thing is that, despite the fact that his situation was utterly hopeless, he didn't wanna die. I offered to kill him several times, but he just kept fighting. Like some miracle would befall him and get him out of his predicament. You hold on so desperately to life, some people feel, certainly in that soldier's situation, that being alive is... is much, much worse.

[Anonymous No.4881231]

>>>/facebook/
>>>/b/
Seriosuly, what made you think /sci/ was the right place for this?

[Anonymous No.4881241]

"You have a better chance of proving the continuum hypothesis, than of finding a straight engineer" - E. Noether

[Anonymous No.4881243]

"Engineers are kind of funny little guys. You know, faggots" - A. Einstien

[Anonymous No.4881245]

"While the universe appears to be based of uncertainities, the one thing I remain certain of is the faggotry of the engineer" - W. Heisenberg (Uncertainity principle)

[Anonymous No.4881248]

"Engineers? Fuck-em" - W. Pauli

[Anonymous No.4881251]

"There is in my opinion a great similarity between the problems provided by the mysterious behavior of the atom and those provided by the homosexual tendencies of the engineer." - P. Dirac

[Anonymous No.4881252]

So summer school just let out then.

[Anonymous No.4881253]

>>4881248
Way ahead of you - A. Turing

[Anonymous No.4881254]

"Why does Tesla always want to know if I am free in the evening?" - T. Edison

[Anonymous No.4881255]

"Why can't I find a straight engineer?" - Marie Curie.

[Anonymous No.4881261]

"I do not have a problem with the engineer, as long as he doesn't talk about gay sex in my lab." - De Broglie

[Anonymous No.4881264]

"The supreme task of the physicist is to arrive at those universal elementary laws from which the cosmos can be built up by pure deduction. There is no logical path to these laws; only intuition, resting on sympathetic understanding of experience, can reach them."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
>>> Albert Einstein

[Anonymous No.4881263]

"If you see a group of engineers going into the gym shower together, RUN." - E. Schrodinger

[Anonymous No.4881267]

"Law I: Every Engineer persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight to faggotry, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by becoming scientists."

Lex I: Corpus omne enginerium perseverare in statu suo quiescendi fagotto vel movendi uniformiter in directum, nisi quatenus a viribus impressis cogitur statum illum mutare siendo scientista."

Isaac Newton

[Anonymous No.4881273]

"I am so bloody tired of having to dumb shit down for these faggots (engineers)" - E. Rutherford

[Anonymous No.4881274]

>>4881261
You have a pretty disturbing fetish for black and white head shots and male engineers. seriously the rate you post these implies you just have these on call on your desktop.

[Anonymous No.4881278]

"The engineer does not study engineering because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in men, and he delights in them because they are beautiful." - Brunel

[Anonymous No.4881281]

"Elegance should be left to shoemakers and tailors, faggotry should be left to engineers" - L. Boltzmann

[Anonymous No.4881283]

This thread is shit - Anon

[Anonymous No.4881286]

"Law III: Every male engineer attracts every single other male engineer by a force pointing along the line intersecting both points. The force is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them."

[Anonymous No.4881291]

"The engineer does not study engineering because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in men, and he delights in them because they are beautiful." - Brunel

[Anonymous No.4881293]

>>4880803
"Nevah been dun befo"
-Red jacket firearms

[Anonymous No.4881296]

"A conversation with a janitor would be far more intellectually stimulating then one with an engineer" - M. Plank

[Anonymous No.4881298]

"Why hire an engineer? Did we run out of illegal immigrants?" - Richard Feynman

[Anonymous No.4881299]

"I perfer sex with men." - N. Tesla

[Anonymous No.4881302]

"It is better to have one scientist by your side, then a whole army of engineers." - J. Maxwell

[Anonymous No.4881306]

"Your momma so stupid, shes majored in engineering." - Old African American Proverb

[Anonymous No.4881307]

"My students just hate when male connects with female." - Engineering Professor

[Anonymous No.4881308]

>>4881298
This has gone from mildly amusing to just sad. Did write a script and compile quotes four the sake of trolling one sci thread?

[Anonymous No.4881309]

"You can lead an engineer to pussy, but he won't fuck." - John Wayne

[Anonymous No.4881311]

"It is easier for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle, then for a engineer to get into heaven." - J. Christ

[Anonymous No.4881310]

>>4881308
The worst thing is that this won't be deleted for hours.

[Anonymous No.4881314]

"My students just hate it when male connects to female." Engineering Professor

[Anonymous No.4881315]

"Confucius say engineer no like the puss." - Confucius

[Anonymous No.4881317]

lol at the butthurt engineering dropout.
made me smirk

[Anonymous No.4881320]

Don't shoot me!
-Uncle Ben

[Anonymous No.4881319]

When questioned about engineers:

"If I could I would radiate the whole lot of them" - C.S. Wu

[Anonymous No.4881321]

"I tend to hire engineers. I enjoy shopping with gay men on the weekend." - M. Curie

[Anonymous No.4881322]

>>4881308
like i said, she's an engineering dropout.
why else would she have this much time just to post over and over again on a single thread.

>mfw

[Anonymous No.4881324]

"I have a special place in hell for homosexuals (engineers)." - Our Dark Lord

[Anonymous No.4881326]

When refering to the holocaust:

"I was advised by engineers" - A. Hitler

[Anonymous No.4881329]

"I told ya not to touch that darn thing."

The Engineer

[Anonymous No.4881336]

"There are only two things that are infinite: The universe and the homosexuality of engineers. And I'm not so sure about the former." - A. Einstein

[Anonymous No.4881446]

I DIED

[Anonymous No.4881456]

This was posted 4 hours ago..
Invisibro, doing a great job as always.

[Anonymous No.4881593]

Actually, I never did understand the apparent hatred/disdain for engineers amongst the scientific community? Where's it from? Or is it just fun and games between the two fields?

[Anonymous No.4881608]

>>4881593
Fun and games just like everything on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.4881611]

>>4881593

It's trolling. Ignore it. Report it and sage your posts if you absolutely have to post.

[Anonymous No.4881613]

>>4881593
mostly fun and a games, some minor shit because engineers tend to use stupider units. A little bitter truth to it though.

[Anonymous No.4882718]

This thread hilarious. 10/10

[None !!qdvBtKFtNy6 No.4882725]

It is not possible to show that "hatred" as a physical entity even exists.

It is meaningless to say that scientists hate engineers because such a statement is unverifiable.

[Anonymous No.4882849]

"It was not much science, it was a lot of engineering."
Richard Feynman on Manhattan project
(Los Alamos from Below part 2)