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Recently I've read a post about covering your whole penis in saline, then holding a worm close to your urethra and spraying some saline on the worm itself, which makes the worm escape in the only direction possible which just happens to be your pee hole which essentially ends up with a worm cock vore. So here's my question, is it legit (I mean, would it fit?), and if yes, what are the potential dangers of cock voring a worm?

>> No.4878093

>>4878082
Worm gets into testicle
Dies there of lack of oxygen
Accumulation of fluid potentially makes you sterile

>> No.4878138

>>4878093
There isn't a lack of oxygen in my penis.
Don't worry why, it's a long story.

>> No.4878151

what the actual fuck

>> No.4878160

>>4878151
It wouldn't actually be fucking, but, yeah, it would be pretty erotic.

>> No.4878167

>>4878082
this is old.

>> No.4878172

>>4878160
> it would be pretty erotic.

No.
No it would not.

>> No.4878176

>>4878172
Have you even tried it?

>> No.4878197

>>4878176

No, because I don't want a worm in my dick.

Don't say 'you cant say until you try it!' because I FUCKING CAN WHEN IT INVOLVES DICK WORMS

>> No.4878213

>>4878197
The worm is like a tiny penis. Inside your penis.

Have you ever seen Alien? You know how the alien has a mouth inside of it's mouth? It's kind of like that.

But with your dick.

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>>4878213

You should consider getting into advertising, clearly you have perfected the art of making something sound appealing as possible.

>> No.4878234

>>4878228
New Doritos Locos Tacos! It's like having a double-penis!

>> No.4878237

>>4878213
Isn't that what Inception is about?

>> No.4878258

Apparently it hurts like fuck if you let it go too deep. If you lost it then I would imagine a rather embarrassing hospital visit would be required.

>> No.4878271

>>4878258
im pretty sure it would come out of your ass eventually no? i mean they're connected right?

>> No.4878273

It'd probably go to your bladder where it would die. The corpse would block your urine flow and you'd get a nice infection from the rotting corpse/backed up urine.

You'd make a doctor's day really interesting though.

>> No.4878290

>>4878273
The two last groups of people you want to great "that's interesting" from are doctors and engineers, because it will definitely hurt and cost you money.

>> No.4878293

>>4878290
Lawyers are a close third.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxbELALc2UU