/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4864752]

/sci/, I'm having a little Time-related problem.

Let's just say that for this problem, you have never eaten Mexican Food and you are in possession of a Time Travelling Device.

Let's say you one day, activate you TTD to 2 days from then. You then eat Mexican Food for the first time and go back to 10 seconds after you activated your TTD.

The next day you are asked by someone, for some fucking reason, when you ate Mexican Food for the first time.

What is the correct answer?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864757]

well, the correct answer is "in my own timeline, i ate it yesterday, but that's in 2 days time on your timeline"

or, just lie, because you probably have to keep time travel a secret, and such.

[Anonymous No.4864756]

>>4864752
why would you use a time machine in order to eat mexican food? you are the worst time traveler known to man.

[OP No.4864761]

>>4864756
It's just to make this make sense, I didn't know what else to use in the example.

>>4864757
But would it be yesterday, since it happened tomorrow... But it wouldn't be tomorrow since it was yesterday....

My head hurts.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864772]

>>4864761
depends on perspective. you're all on your own linear timelines, but if timetravel is possible, then they can overlap at different points with other peoples.

so to answer him, you'd probably have to say 'i ate it yesterday' which is in your past, because then they might ask follow up questions like "what kind did you eat?" and to say that youve never eaten mexican food would be a lie, because you still have the memory of eating it in your own mind, so because in your own experience you have, even if not yet in his own timeline.

[Anonymous No.4864779]

Time travel is impossible, the correct answer is neither, you are currently sitting in a mental institution hallucinating everything.

[OP No.4864782]

>>4864779
hurrdurr, /x/ is that way --->

[OP No.4864780]

>>4864772

But, in the overall big picture... it DID happen tomorrow, right?

Just trying to make sure I get this shit completely.

[Anonymous No.4864787]

For you you would have first eaten it when you first ate it. To others, you would've eaten it earlier. I don't see what's so mind boggling about this.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864788]

>>4864780
yes.
so if he went to talk to yourself tommorow, you wouldnt have the memories yet, as it's earlier in your own timeline. so you'd say hi, and then be like

"dude! this is the first time ive ever had mexican food!"
and he'd be like:
"you fucking liar, you told me you had some 3 days ago, so this cant be your first time"
"dude, ive never even met you before
"...dude, wat?"
[x files music]

[Anonymous No.4864792]

>>4864782
Then why don't you go there?

[Carl No.4864800]

Since the question is about mexican food, you should ask >>>/ck/

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864806]

>>4864800
Since the question is about time travel, you should ask >>>/louis_CK/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmCjhEa20lE

[OP No.4864813]

>>4864788
I WANT TO BELIEVE

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864817]

>>4864813
yeh, even more fucked up is that when you actually meet him for the first time in his timeline, its the second time in your own. so you'll be like

"oh hi john, hows it going, that was some pretty good Mexican food we had the other day, rite?"

"...who the fuck are you and how do you know my name?"
[x files music]

[Carl No.4864820]

>>4864806
If I had any faith in humanity, this video would of made me lose it. Are there really people retarded enough to find this shit funny?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864821]

>>4864820
>would of made me lose it
>of
*have

and fuck you, i think he's funny

[Anonymous No.4864825]

Hi, ek, even though you're a shitposter, I have to ask you about this, as you probably know the answer: WHERE DID ALL THE GOOD TRIPFAGS GO? I didn't visit /sci/ for some time and now I see this shit hole instead of it. I am disappoint.

[OP No.4864829]

>>4864820

What are you, a humorless autist? Louis CK is one of the greater comedians currently alive.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864842]

>>4864825
well madsci left. some cunt dropped his dox and spread false rumours about him.
haz left, permabanned, altho she was never really that good, and yeh, quite a lot of the others have left as well.

blackman still posts, i think.
pascal was permabanned for being underage IIRC, and josef stopped posting wit ha trip ages ago, i think, but still sometimes posts as anon.

[Anonymous No.4864847]

>>4864842
There's no point in this board anymore then. Do you know where did madsci go? He was awesome. If no, do you know any place that is close by quality to old /sci/?

[Anonymous No.4864850]

>>4864847
Physics guy is still here, just not as often.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864849]

>>4864847
yeh, he posts on DIY now, apparently.

https://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/S4674817#p4674821

[Anonymous No.4864852]

>>4864842
There is no such thing as permaban with a dynamic IP.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864853]

oh yeh, for those who dont know, he was accused of being a pedophile because the girl he was banging was 17 (so possibly illegal where he is, but age of consent where i am is 16, so it'd be totally fine if he lived here)
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/S4670059#p4670191

banging 17 year olds doesnt make you a pedophile anyway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864854]

>>4864852
heheh, yep.
<<<

[Anonymous No.4864864]

>>4864849
And what about ccm, inurdaes and others? They were shitposting sometimes, but on other times they were awesome. Btw, inurdaes was 15 or 16 y.o. and an inane shitposter when I first saw him on /g/. His post quality improved since then, though.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864867]

>>4864864
well CCM is a fucking furry, so he can yiff in hell,
ah yeh, innurdaes... shit, not seen him in months.

oh, inurdaes was the underage b&? ah, i must have gotten him confused with pascal.

yeh, inurdaes, pascal, madsci, and josef were always good

[Anonymous No.4864869]

>>4864867
Well, even though he really was a fucking furry, sometimes he was a quality poster.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864871]

>>4864869
>'quality poster'
>fucking furry

pick one

[Carl No.4864874]

>>4864829
What are you? An anti-intellectual dumbass?

>>4864825
Well I joined the namefag master race and stopped using my trip.

>>4864853
Actually she was 14.

>>4864871
Being a furry was the only positive thing one could say about him.

[Anonymous No.4864875]

>>4864871
He didn't always post furry shit.

[Anonymous No.4864879]

>>4864874
I don't remember you, so gtfo.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864880]

>>4864875
yes he fucking did, even when he was kinda posting science and help people out, he'd still spam his furry shit all over the same thread he was helping.

>>4864874
>Actually she was 14.
/sci/tation needed, i heard 17.

>Being a furry was the only positive thing one could say about him.
how the fuck could being a furry faggot ever be taken as being something good!??

[Carl No.4864881]

>>4864879
You don't remember my VIP quality poasts?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864883]

>>4864879
[Carl Sagan!SAGAN7mVOk]
several hundred posts, he's been one of the main ones for a while.
one of the few to actually still be around.

[Carl No.4864884]

>>4864880
>i heard 17.
How about you poast YOUR citations? And don't link me to an archive poast on /sci/?

>how the fuck could being a furry faggot ever be taken as being something good!??
How the fuck could being a member of the glorious furry master race be taken as being something bad?

[Carl No.4864885]

>>4864883
That's not my only trip. lel

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864893]

>>4864884
oh god...YOU'RE a furry? really?? you??

fucks sake....

>And don't link me to an archive poast on /sci/?
what the hell else would I link? his ED page?

huh..its been deleted.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lego_Robot_Comics
"The author of Lego Robot Comics, Bob Averill,(hyperlink inactive; page no longer exists) was permabanned from SomethingAwful for pedophilia."

[Anonymous No.4864901]

>>4864883
He probably started posting after I left.

[Anonymous No.4864899]

[Anonymous No.4864904]

>>4864901
I fucking hate opera mobile with its' constant crashes.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864903]

>>4864884
>Bob Averill is a pedophile. After asking SomethingAwful where the lowest age of consent is, he packed up his girlfriend and headed to vegas for a week of "genuinely respecting her for her intellect."

>My girlfriend of four months is fifteen. For reference, I am twenty two.

>Am I a pedophile? Of course not. That's a word misused by most people to mean "anyone under the age of consent". The truth is that since she's over 13 she's a teenager, and every heterosexual American man loves teenage girls.

>So fast forward to last week: She starts sending me emails telling me how great the sex was with me, how huge my dick is and how she still thinks about me. I have kind of a fragile ego as it is so naturally I lit up like the sun when I read these. She always used to tell me I was the best she'd ever had and here it was in writing. I wanted to frame it and hang it next to my degree, directing the attention of potential clients to it, "should they have any doubts as to the virility of my mighty Jango Fett".
____________________________
huh, so 15?
i keep getting conflicting answers on this point.
he's right tho, it still doesnt make him a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.4864906]

>>4864903
You can keep up semantical trolling over the "true" meaning of "pedophile". Fact is that what he did is disgusting and inexcusable.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864911]

>>4864899
fuck off 7/7/11-fag

>>4864901
possibly, he has multiple trips.
[Carl Sagan!SAGAN7mVOk] has been around since january this year, but might have had tripcodes earlier than that.

[Anonymous No.4864914]

>/sci/ will always be shit

[Anonymous No.4864917]

>>4864911

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864919]

>>4864906
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
>"a psychiatric disorder in persons who are 16 years of age or older typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally those under the age of 14, though onset of puberty varies).
>The prepubescent child must be at least five years younger than the person before the attraction can be diagnosed as pedophilia"

madsci literally isnt a pedophile, because the girl he was banging wasnt prepubescent.

>Fact is that what he did is disgusting and inexcusable.
not really, maybe she wanted it?
hell, i lost my virginity about that age, and didnt regret it. (then again, the guy wasnt 22...)

[Anonymous No.4864926]

>>4864919
I thought you died? where did you go?

[Anonymous No.4864932]

You're back EK? I thought you gave up your trip

[Anonymous No.4864938]

>>4864919
You being a slut and a whore doesn't make your trolling garbage less wrong. Not even an argument.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864933]

>>4864926
yeh, i left /sci/ for a little while.

its been a bit eratic. i left for a bit, then i dropped my trip for a bit, and posted as anon. then i made a new trip, then i dropped that for a bit, and posted as anon.
then i stopped posting for quite a while, and ive started using this trip again recently.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864947]

>>4864938
FUCK YOU!

im neither
and how is that not an argument??
IF she wanted it, then what the fuck was wrong with it, and how the fuck is it any of your business anyway?
she made the decision to go with him to vegas, and from that post, it sounds like she did have a good time, and no regrets.

so fuck you, cunt! you should mind your own business anyway, unless its ACTUALLY rape or pedophillia then its NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS who's banging who
you're probably just jelly of madsci for actually even having a gf.

[Anonymous No.4864954]

>>4864947
You are defending the cancer of our society. The decay of moral values is the worst thing happening right now.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864963]

>>4864954
its not the fucking 'decay of moral values' its just a natural change in morality, and about time!
people should be more free to do what they like, as long as it doesnt actually harm anyone else.

if madsci's gf wasnt harmed, and still likes him, and liked spending time with him, then its none of your fucking business what they did together, and hes not a pedo.

[Anonymous No.4864969]

>>4864963
Okay, he's not a pedo. He's just a rapist. Are you happy now?

[Anonymous No.4864968]

>>4864963
Having sexual intercourse with underage girls is pretty much physically and morally the most disgusting thing one can think of. If you disagree, you need psychiatric treatment.

[Anonymous No.4864973]

>>4864954
>go to /sci/ after a long break to see what's going on
>see this post
>close tab and probably never come back

[Anonymous No.4864971]

>>4864947
sluts aren't allowe don /sci/ good bye.

[Anonymous No.4864976]

lel EK xDDDDDDDDD

Seriously though, could you at least try not to respond to these faggots? Please?

[Carl No.4864979]

>>4864976
Are you seriously asking a troll to stop responding?

[Anonymous No.4864981]

>>4864969
get a girlfirend for once and stop telling other people what they should or should not do.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864984]

>>4864968
>underage
the fact that this is variable as fuck means you clearly have no argument.
13 is legal in some countries, 18 in others, marriage required in others.
seeing as its clearly so fucking variable, theres no actual morality attributed to this, its just people being overly controlling faggots, trying to oppress other peoples sexual freedoms because they're fucking assholes.

>If you disagree, you need psychiatric treatment.
>hurr durr, anyone who disagrees with me is insane
CSB.

>the most disgusting thing one can think of
really? you're THAT unimaginative. consexual sex with another human being, who is just slightly under the arbitrary age limit set by the state?
and thats 'the most disgusting thing one can think of'??

>>4864969
not even a rapist; she consented.

>>4864971
fuck you, im not a slut!

[Anonymous No.4864988]

>>4864971
How does having sex makes someone a slut? That's actually how you were born. Are you underaged or an authist?

[Anonymous No.4864993]

>>4864988
>*make

[Anonymous No.4864989]

>>4864984
>not even a rapist; she consented.
No she didn't, she lacked the capacity under the law.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4864990]

>>4864976
fine by me. they're all fucking lying control freaks anyway
madsci wasnt a pedo, as anyone who knows the fucking definition of the word, can tell you.
and the age limits set by individual countries are pretty arbitrary.

any cunt who thinks banging someone when they're 16 years 0 months, 0 days, is totally fine, but 15 years 11 months and 30 days is 'an evil abomination' needs to get their head out of their arse and fuck off

and yeh, i'll stop responding then, they're probably just trolling anyway.

[Anonymous No.4864991]

>>4864988
To be fair, having sex is a necessary condition of being a slut.

[Anonymous No.4864992]

>>4864984
It is not an arbitary age limit. 18 is the bare minimum for even considering a person to be human.

[Anonymous No.4864994]

>people still calling mad sci a pedophile
No johnny, you are the diseases.
And then the lying abortion of nonviable cancerous tissue that his mother should have flushed down the toilet was an ebola.

It's sad how people go to extreme measures due to jealousy.

[Anonymous No.4864997]

>>4864990
Stop the semantics trolling. And if you're serious, you are really mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.4864999]

>>4864994
0/10

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865003]

>>4864997
i actually AM mentally ill, you insensitive prick! but not in any way that has anything to do with this.

>thinks banging someone when they're 16 years 0 months, 0 days, is totally fine, but 15 years 11 months and 30 days is 'an evil abomination'

go on then, justify that.

[Anonymous No.4865005]

>>4865003
Downs isn't a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.4865007]

>>4865003
16 is not fine at all. Children should do children things and shouldn't even know about sex.

[Anonymous No.4865009]

>>4865003
The line needs to be somewhere, its well known and its on official record, its not like they snuck it out somewhere.

[Anonymous No.4865011]

>>4864914
>It will always be summer.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865013]

>>4865007
lel, 16 hardly counts as being 'a child'

already passed puberty, perhaps by quite a significant length of time, and will already be having sexual urges.

16 is a pretty good AOC, i reckon.

[Carl No.4865014]

>>4865011
I sure hope so.

[Anonymous No.4865019]

An atheist, communist, shitposter, liberal, muslim homosexual lesbian ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian". "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity

[Anonymous No.4865021]

>>4865013
Your opinion doesn't matter and you are not even supposed to argue on the topic, as your mental maturity is clearly still stuck in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.4865023]

>>4865013
16 is a fine AOC. which is why 15 isn't legal.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865025]

>>4865009
>The line needs to be somewhere
true, because some sort of law is necessary to stop creepy old guys from abusing kids, but two 15 year olds who have been dating each other for a while, want to fuck, might be in love, theres no reason they shouldnt be able to.

i'd judge each thing on a case by case basis.
some creepy catholic priest raping the choir boys aught to be punished.
a 15 year old gf and bf, shouldnt.

[Anonymous No.4865030]

>>4865025
>want to fuck, might be in love
At that age they are not supposed to even know what "fuck" means. Neither are they capable of knowing love. Their brains are not fully devolopped and they can hardly be considered conscious human beings.

[Anonymous No.4865033]

>>4865025
>but two 15 year olds who have been dating each other for a while, want to fuck, might be in love, theres no reason they shouldnt be able to.
Pretty much no state has laws which prevent that. There are as far as I know always close in age exceptions. We're not talking about two fifteen year olds, we're talking about a 22 year old and 15 year old.

[Anonymous No.4865036]

>>4865030
>At that age they are not supposed to even know what "fuck" means.

2/10, and I almost agreed with you too.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865037]

>>4865023
trying to draw an absolute line in the sand for this kinda thing will always fail, because people age and mature at different rates. they always have and they always will

some people are ready at 15, some arnt

same why the scary movie ages were always bullshit.
some people can put up with that kinda thing, and it doesnt bother them at all (like me) whereas some people get really scared and traumatised, and shouldnt see those types of films while still young.

used to piss me off when i wanted to watch a film and wasnt old enough.

but fuck them, if they dont want my 17 year old self money, then i'll just watch the film on the fucking internet.
twats.

[Anonymous No.4865043]

>>4865037
You are obviously as mature as the average 12 year old. Stop spouting your inane retardation on this board.

[Anonymous No.4865046]

>>4865037

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865044]

>>4865033
>We're not talking about two fifteen year olds, we're talking about a 22 year old and 15 year old.
even so, she should still have the choice.

as long as she wasnt pressured into it or anything, if she actually had the hots for madsci, and wanted him, then fine.
age is just a number.

[Anonymous No.4865049]

>>4865030

you are a product of a sheltered life

if we were still living like dumb animals we would know far more about life and death and where babies come from at an extremely early age

[Anonymous No.4865050]

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865053]

>>4865043
fuck you, cunt. i was always extremely mature for my age.

just because your some butthurt prude who wants to live in a sexless world, doesnt mean any of us have to give a fuck what you think.

prick

[Anonymous No.4865060]

>>4865037
But you have to draw a line in the sand somewhere, we don't want the government giving us tests on our capacity for scary movies and sex. Sadly enough if you're a 15 year old and you want some sex then you can't fuck an 18 year old, you'll just have to find a 14-16 year old to fuck, or possibly 13-17 depending on laws. The close in age exception allows underage people to freely experiment with their peers (in the eyes of the law that is), but still protects them from being talked into it by older smarter people.

[Anonymous No.4865062]

>>4865053
What a mature response.

/sarcasm

[Anonymous No.4865057]

>>4865049
I am not a product of a sheltered life. On the contrary I have to live in a country where the media corrupt our society by implanting all that retarded immoral crap into our children.

[Anonymous No.4865068]

You take a topic like time travel and that's the best question you can come up with?

[Anonymous No.4865063]

>>4865043
This.

>>4865037
Listen slutypie, your moronic bullshit is not amusing or entertaining in any way and has nothing what so ever to do wit science, so why don't you stop pretending to be a scientist of any kind and move to a more feminine board that's in line with your womanly needs, e.g.:
>>>/fa/
>>>/soc/
>>>/gossip/
>>>/brothel/

[Anonymous No.4865064]

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865066]

>>4865057
it aint even immoral, you just think it is.

[Anonymous No.4865070]

>>4865057
So tell me, where are you getting these ages from where people should know what sex is? Are they simply arbitrary or what?

[Anonymous No.4865071]

ONE TIME I BOUGHT A GAME

IT WAS CALLED

"GAME"


I PLAYED IT AND THERE WAS STATIC


NOTHING BUT STATIC


SO I BURNED IT CAUSE IT WAS HAUNTED


BUT THAT NIGHT I SAW STATIC STARING MENACINGLY AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW


NOW I AM ONE WITH STATIC

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865072]

>>4865060
yeh, that seems fair.
its always really creepy old guys who hit on people way younger than them.
if they're a similar age, both young adults, both equals, it should be fine.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865076]

>>4865063
eat shit
and if you can explain WITH SCIENCE why any of what ive said is wrong, then i'd love to hear it.

otherwise, keep your fucking prudish outdated opinion to your fucking self!

[Anonymous No.4865078]

>>4865072
Yeah, but a 15 year old isn't an adult, young or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.4865080]

ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS WORKING AT WORK AND DOING MY JOB AND THEN MY BOSS SAID WE NEEDED TO TALK IN HIS OFFICE. I SAID "OK SURE YES" AND HE SAID "OK BILL YOU'RE FIRED UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME" AND I SAID TO HIM "OK SURE YES" AGAIN BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO BE FIRED BECAUSE THEN I WILL HAVE NO MONEY!!! THEN HE TOLD ME HOW HE WAS SATAN AND ALSO THE DEVIL AND HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO CHEW MY SOUL BECAUSE I AM NOT EFFICIENT ENOUGH AT MY JOB! I SAID "PLEASE NO" BUT HE DID IT ANYWAYS AND THEN I DIED SO NOW I AM DEAD AND ALSO I HAD BLEED TO DEATH!! THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I KNOW BECAUSE I AM YOU!!!!

[Anonymous No.4865087]

Would someone please kill EK?

For the sake of fucking humanity, would someone PLEASE kill EK?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865094]

>>4865087
why u even mad, tho?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865090]

>>4865078
being an adult doesnt run on arbitrary age boundaries either.
some people mature earlier than others, just as some people hit puberty before others do (sometimes even years before)

being 17 years 11 months and 30 days and then going to sleep, doesnt magically turn you into an adult over night

its a slow gradual process, you grow up bit by bit
little by little
day by day

in the eyes of the law, yeh, 18 is the age limit for being an adult, because in law, we need to be able to make a clear distinction

biologically speaking, it aint actually so clear cut.

[Anonymous No.4865095]

Once upon a time there was this scary man yah, and he was very scary. And he was scary, and one day the very scary man said. "I'm guna scare some little kids!" So the scary man walked to these little kid's houses, and rung the doorbell, a little kid anserd and said, "Hi hoo are you?" And the very scary man who was very scary said, "I'm a scary man and I am guna scare you!" The kid said. "No you can't cuz I wont let you in!" and the little kid closed the door but the scary man wouldnt give up! and it was night and walked back to kids house. Scary man brought ladder this time, so he climbed up to the kids' window, and opened it up, then he saw the kids in bed and said. "Boo! I am gonna scare you!" and the Billy woke up and said, "Oh Yeah? Well taste my brother's butt!" and he waked up his brother who fired his dedly diareeuh at the scary man and the scary man melted because the poo was asid!. The next day at school, the kids were at school, and they were at school, and in class guess what? They had a sub and it was a sub, and guess what else? THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER WAS THE SCARY MAN!!! HE HAD COME BACK FROM THE DED!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Anonymous No.4865098]

>christian conservative values in /sci/
Cute.

[Anonymous No.4865100]

>>4865094
I hope you die a slow painful death to cancer.

[Anonymous No.4865102]

>>4865057

you speak like one sheltered from reality

at age 15 kids will know what "fuck" means when they've seen a male dog mounting a female dog to make puppies

at age 15 they do have an understanding of what "love" is, the type described as parental love

you saying they're not supposed to know what fucking means or what love means clearly needs to go live in a farm because you are out of touch with reality

[Anonymous No.4865104]

>>4865094
Have fun with your fuck buddies, Rose.

[Anonymous No.4865106]

It was my first day at Red Tree Hills Middle school and me and my best friend Jade both had Miss Chalk as our english teacher. Miss Chalk wasn't horrible or anythig, but people said that she had a major problem with girls with braces. So on a monday in March, I got braces. I wasn't worried, but I should have been.

As soon as I got to school the next day, a girl named Samantha walked up to me and told me that Miss Chalk was going to do something bad to me. I should have listened, but I didn't.

SO I walked into class and Miss Chalk stared at me with a stare so great I could have fainted. And she turned around and melted.

Seriously, she MELTED!!!

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865107]

>>4865100
lel, why dont you pray for it

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865108]

>>4865104
im not rose, you 7/7/11-fag.

that thread was just haz trolling with her usual bullshit.
you should know better.

[Anonymous No.4865109]

>You will never know what EK looks like

[sage No.4865110]

>>4864893
>EK commenting on someone being a furry
LOL!!! Comedic gold!

[Anonymous No.4865112]

>>4865104
so uh, why do people think she is rose? i missed it.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865114]

>>4865109
yep. deal with it.

>>4865110
and why the fuck wouldn't i be able to comment?
>implying furries arnt the scum of mankind

[Anonymous No.4865115]

>>4865112
Really?

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>4865108
I find it hilarious how you reference her personally as 'Haz' like a fucking autist.

[Anonymous No.4865116]

>>4865112
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sci/13660/question-for-ek

[Anonymous No.4865122]

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of $50. However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page.

Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR. There, in bold print, was MSRP $6.99.

[Anonymous No.4865118]

>>4865114
>deal with it

You bring me to tears.

[Anonymous No.4865123]

What kind of mental disorder do you have EK?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865124]

>>4865112
because my fucking housemate trolled a thread which was, oh yeah, OVER A FUCKING YEAR AGO!
where she convinced a few morons, who were on /sci/ at the time, to think i was some random girl on facebook, who it turns out is actually nothing like me, not even the same age, or same major, just a few tiny coincidental details that she got to match with me, to troll the retards who were on /sci/

it was pretty pathetic actually, anyone with half a brain stem could have seen through such an obvious troll, and yet somehow its perpetuated for an entire year

fuck haz, seriously.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865130]

>>4865115
its just a nickname, you fucking retard
'harriet', then. (pedantic cunt)

[Anonymous No.4865131]

>>4865122
>There, in bold print, was MSRP $6.99.

I lost it. Where are you getting these from?

[Anonymous No.4865132]

>>4865124
Why are you so cognitively impaired?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4865136]

>>4865132

[Anonymous No.4865135]

le epik 4evar sumer thrad

[Anonymous No.4865137]

>>4865135
>he honestly believes we don't have a weekly EK thread

[Anonymous No.4865141]

>>4865137
.he didnt notice the 4EVAR part

what are you stopid?????