/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4842006]

How will the discovery of the higgs particle effect my lifting? Will curling in the squat rack be anymore difficult?

[Anonymous No.4842011]

>weights become heavier due to more mass

[Anonymous No.4842021]

So instead of adding more plates, one would increase the number of bosons on the bar to raise the resistance?

[Anonymous No.4842024]

how many more hours do we have to wait until they make a machine that automatically increases the amount of higgs bosons in something, i.e., a gun that increases the weight of my weights

[Anonymous No.4842031]

>curling in the squat rack

[Anonymous No.4842040]

>>4842024
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS DISCOVERY
>WHEN WILL THERE BE A PRACTICAL APPLICATION FOR MEEEE
>BOOOHOOOO

>>4842006
easier bulking
>inject higgs in ass (no homo)
>instantly XBOX MASS-ive glutes
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

[Anonymous No.4842049]

>>4842040
I admit I scrolled by read your post and laughed

8/10

[Anonymous No.4842050]

>Do you even Bose?

[Anonymous No.4842058]

i'm trying to stay current with the most recent scientific advancements since it helps make my workouts more efficient. when can i start buying higgs for my bulking diet? does anyone have any good recipes yet?

[Anonymous No.4842059]

Will these higgs particles eventually be added to dat dere celltech?

Are there ways to test and see if you've been shooting bosons into your system? I don't want to get scanned by a CERN machine.

Hopefully this is un-traceable

[Anonymous No.4842075]

soon enough fat people will be sucking out higgs from their bodies and we will have to reclassify obesity by percentage body fat instead of bmi

[Anonymous No.4842153]

>>4842050
DO YOU EVEN LFTR?

[Anonymous No.4842182]

The higgs discovery will not have any effect on weightlifting whatsoever.... A 25 lb dumbell will still be 25lbs tomorrow. The only difference is that the boson particles can possibly be added or subtracted from the atom


Therefore your 25lb weight, after boson manipulation, could possibly be 250000lbs, but still take up the same amount of space

[Anonymous No.4842190]

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.4842194]

Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.4842206]

>>4842182
Holy fucking shit

Does this mean you can deadlift a bus after it has been coated with these bosons?

[Anonymous No.4842220]

Does the LHC seperate the bosons from the atom or does it simply create them from the light speed collisions?

Why was a black hole not created in the process?

[Anonymous No.4842224]

>>4842220
because all those engineers are very careful not to divide by zero. It's their job after all.

[Anonymous No.4842227]

>>4842220
Because the doomsday quacks are full of shit.

[Anonymous No.4842239]

>>4842224
>>4842224

How would they know what level to not exceed to prevent a black hole from forming? Its not like we have ever created one in a lab before

[Anonymous No.4842243]

>>4842220
Atoms don't have Higgs bosons inside them. Higgs bosons are, roughly speaking, oscillations in the value of the field that sets the mass of electrons (but not protons or neutrons). And the LHC doesn't have anywhere near enough energy to make black holes unless particular exotic untested theories turn out to be right.

[Anonymous No.4842249]

>>4842220
>Why was a black hole not created in the process?

Why would it?

[Anonymous No.4842250]

>>4842243
If they do create a black hole by accident would it already be too late to stop it?

Ie would it grow and consume the planet or just fizzle away

[Anonymous No.4842253]

install gentoo
cop rick owens
do ss
listen to itoats

[Anonymous No.4842260]

>>4842253
>>4842253
>>4842253
>>4842253

>do SS
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4842276]

this is most certainly the pinnacle of human discovery since light speed travel is but a few years away now that the god particle has been found

[Anonymous No.4843178]

>>4842239
>>4842250
learn how black holes work then you can speak with the adults