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Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:45:56 2012 No.4840269 [DELETED]

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Your at a club and this guy slaps your girls ass. what do you nerds do?

btw he's 6'7 and 270 lbs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:51:57 2012 No.4840290 Throw a watermelon in a direction opposite the exit and then run while the nigger feasts before raping the closest white woman to him when he finishes.

>>	not-moot !!JEeRXAm6ylJ Thu Jul 5 00:55:26 2012 No.4840300 >>4840269 Call Child Protective Services because who hits a little girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:56:11 2012 No.4840304 show him my collection of national geographic magazines and drink hot coco >rape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 00:59:11 2012 No.4840317 slap his ass harder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:01:56 2012 No.4840327 politely ask him to slap mine as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:03:11 2012 No.4840335 Buy the club, and close it down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:03:11 2012 No.4840336 dump that bitch for being the slut she is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 01:06:12 2012 No.4840345 File: 94 KB, 631x529, 8 (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >at a club

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:12:41 2012 No.4840515 place my hand on his bulging chest, I look him deep in the eyes, and I say these words: "You, me and her, right now."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:15:11 2012 No.4840523 Shoot him and hang the corpse. Fucking niggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:16:26 2012 No.4840524 challenge him to a Magic the Gathering card match

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:17:26 2012 No.4840528 >>4840269 >Your at a club and this guy slaps your girls ass. what do you nerds do? >your girl Sir I think you might be lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:20:41 2012 No.4840531 File: 30 KB, 224x203, 1302916270211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm at a club >my girl goes to clubs >what do you do? Drink bleach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:20:56 2012 No.4840534 File: 30 KB, 450x371, krame465464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CALL HIS ASS OUT, HE IS A NIGGER!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:24:42 2012 No.4840540 Shout "DELTA NIGGER NIGGGER! DELTA NIGGER NIGGER" All the white folk will get it. He won't stand a chance

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:25:26 2012 No.4840541 >>4840540 I'm white, and I can safely say I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:31:26 2012 No.4840551 Thad ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:32:56 2012 No.4840556 >sci >having a girl Statistically, those odds are almost nonexistant, and we don't deal in "what ifs" here, go back to /phil/ or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:33:56 2012 No.4840561 >girl >club i don't understand these words, let me get my dictionary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:36:42 2012 No.4840566 why am I at a club? I need to finish my dissertation! Fuck! I go home immediately

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:36:56 2012 No.4840567 Tazer him and kick him in the balls. And then the girl gets pissed because she is just my friend, not my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:37:41 2012 No.4840570 >>4840561 Girl, n, a term for the female sex member of a species. Club, n, a long object with a heavy ball of other object attached to one end.

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:39:56 2012 No.4840573
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You are just strolling through your campuses' cyclotron lab when an unexpected d-brane resonance occurs with the RF driving frequency, forming a stable einstein-rosen bridge that tears a hole straight across the vacuum chamber - sucking your gf into a parellel universe.

What do you do?

Keep in mind that although it is topologically trivial - it has a negative energy density, defies the schwarzschild metric, and has a gauss-bonnet term in its lagrangian

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:40:11 2012 No.4840575
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you are just strolling through the physics department at your uni to get to class when this guy walks up and tells your gf she isn't a hard science.

what do you do?

keep in mind it's 2012 and he seriously hopes that people do not do this

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:41:41 2012 No.4840577
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you are just strolling through your campuses' paleoecology lab to pick up a couple samples like your professor asked you to when this guy walks up and calls your gf aliens.

what do you do?

keep in mind he's the main publisher of legendary times, has a degree in sports information, and is scientifically known to be the only man alive with hair evolved from reptilian scales

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:42:12 2012 No.4840579
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you are just strolling through your university to give your advisor a drafted paper when this guy walks up and slaps your gf's ass.

what do you do?

keep in mind he's 12, knows relativistic QFT, has a BS in physics, and is doing research on a ToE

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:43:56 2012 No.4840584
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>You wake up from a nightmare about flashcards and notice that something weird has happened
>You are in the premed dorm
>You have no penis, and are surrounded by stacks of biology textbooks and popsci dawkins garbage
>You run to the mirror and realize you have transformed into a parrot

What do you do? Keep in mind that you are a soft science major with a negative IQ and no chance of a job in the real world

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:44:41 2012 No.4840589
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You're traveling through interstellar space with your girlfriend when T-YR-1 comes up and fires a relativistic jet at your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

Keep in mind he's 1000km tall and weighs ~10^3M☉.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:48:11 2012 No.4840598 >implying I have a girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:48:56 2012 No.4840603 >>4840573 >>4840575 >>4840577 >>4840579 >>4840584 >>4840589 This thread is now infinitely better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:53:41 2012 No.4840610 Dial 911 and report an assault & battery.

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 02:59:56 2012 No.4840629
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You are in space with your smoking hot sun made of lava and this sun made of ice is going to collide with her in a few seconds

What do you observe?

Keep in mind, that ice is the antiparticle of lava and that momentum is conserved.

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:08:11 2012 No.4840648 [DELETED]

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You are just a plain old biologist doing a postdoc on reproductive mapping vulnerable species in southern Australia when this A. melanoleuca comes up and tells your gf and asks her to prove that <span class="math">SU(3)[/spoiler] holonomy prohibits the parallel transport of a spinor around a closed loop on a smooth manifold.

What do you do?

Keep in mind that he is unrelated, and really needs your gf's help as he has a paper due on this tomorrow and his tulpa cannot solve it

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:08:26 2012 No.4840643 [DELETED]

You are just a plain old biologist doing a postdoc on reproductive mapping vulnerable species in southern Australia when this A. melanoleuca comes up and tells your gf and asks her to prove that <span class="math">SU(3)[/spoiler] holonomy prohibits the parallel transport of a spinor around a closed loop on a smooth manifold.

What do you do?

Keep in mind that he is unrelated, and really needs your gf's help as he has a paper due on this tomorrow and his tulpa cannot solve it

Anonymous Thu Jul 5 03:10:11 2012 No.4840653
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You are just a plain old biologist doing a postdoc on the reproductive mapping of vulnerable species in southern Australia when this A. melanoleuca comes up to your gf and asks her to prove that <span class="math">SU(3)[/spoiler] holonomy prohibits the parallel transport of a spinor around a closed loop on a smooth manifold.

What do you do?

Keep in mind that he is unrelated, and really needs your gf's help as he has a paper due on this tomorrow and his tulpa cannot solve it

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