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Will CENR announce that they found the Higgs Boson on July 4? http://www( )dailymail( )com() uk/sciencetech/article-2167188/God-particle-Scientists-Cern-expected-announce-Higgs-boson-particle-d
iscovered-Wednesday.html

>> No.4826271

Yes, then we'll have our flying cars.

>> No.4826277

>CERN
Fucking christ

>> No.4826284
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4826284

They will announce the latest update on how statistically significant the excess numbers of certain particles which might be the decay products of the Higgs boson are.

>> No.4826287

>>4826271
I don't see how one could exploit higg's boson properties to make flying cars.
>>4826260
Yes.

>> No.4826291

Just imagine the possibilities if we could ever manipulate the Higgs Field...

>> No.4826304

>>4826287
because science

>> No.4826306

>>4826291
If the Higgs boson has a mass of 125 GeV, then changes we make to the Higgs field fall off by a factor of 1/2 every 2.3e-18 meters.

>> No.4826312

The real question is whether Fabiola will do the slides in Comic Sans again.

>> No.4826329

So what happens if we do confirm the existence of the higgs boson? What can we do with that information?

>> No.4826332

>>4826329
nothing.

>> No.4826341

same shit again but with dots
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2167188/God-particle-Scientists-Cern-expected-announc
e-Higgs-boson-particle-discovered-Wednesday.html

>> No.4826348

>>4826329
We keep looking for more.
And look for smaller particles inside it.

>> No.4826369

>>4826348


is there even an end to this shit? all we do is break stuff just to find more random/weird things inside other ones. its like inception, but at a subatomical level

>> No.4826397

>>4826369

Gotta do whatever it takes to figure out what the hell is going on with the existence of this universe. But I see your point.

>> No.4826411

>>4826397
>>4826369
>>4826348
>>4826329
im cringing at how little you people know

>> No.4826424

>>4826411

Well then help us out and correct us, just declaring your superiority doesn't mean shit on the internet.

>> No.4826431

>>4826411

enlighten us then. that's why we're here for christ's sake

>christ

>> No.4826435

>>4826411

> I'm cringing because you guys don't know everything about subatomic particles

Considering how you would rather insult us instead of add to the conversation, you probably belong on /pol/.

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>>4826411
>im cringing at how little you people know about the existence of the universe

>> No.4826550

>>4826424
Normally I would agree with your point, but I think that guy's just trolling.

>> No.4826558

>>4826369
Possibly the Planck scale. But that's just a geuss.