Rage Story

[Anonymous No.4779322]

Does anyone know where this story came from? I've seen a few friends post it on their Facebook.

Also, post other rage stories

[Anonymous No.4779337]

somewhere with religious faggots

try a church

[Anonymous No.4779372]

>>4779322
http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp

[Anonymous No.4779373]

>there is no such thing as cold. cold is immeasurable.
Stopped reading there.
That's just silly.
Cold is the absence of heat. It is measured in EXACTLY the same way as we measure heat.

[Anonymous No.4779387]

>>4779373

+1

[Anonymous No.4779425]

>>4779373
Heat = Energy.
Absence of Energy = Absence of Heat
What's the absence of energy called? I literally don't know.
9th grader.

[Anonymous No.4779429]

>>4779373
Cold is a feeling. Cold is subjective. Cold is not a scientific term.

[Anonymous No.4779434]

>>4779425
heat is a form of energy

absence of heat does not = absence of energy

[Anonymous No.4779438]

>>4779429
then neither are;
heat
warm
hot
cool

or any other words that describe temperature other than number scales.

[Anonymous No.4779439]

>>4779434
So that means cold is not measurable.
ty for answering my question.

[Anonymous No.4779441]

>>4779438
Heat = energy.
Energy is able to be measured. It is a scientific term.

[Anonymous No.4779448]

>>4779434

Please leave until you take a highschool science class.

[Anonymous No.4779453]

>>4779448
I took Biology tyvm.

[Anonymous No.4779454]

>>4779453

Ah yes, that explains it.

[Anonymous No.4779456]

>>4779454
You have no idea how stupid you sound.

[Anonymous No.4779465]

heat, antonym = cool
hot, antonym = cold

energy = heat
therefore
no energy = cool

likewise with hot/cold

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[Anonymous No.4779471]

>>4779465
Cold = absence of heat/ a feeling
Heat = energy / a feeling
Heat is used in a lot of scientific studies. Just look at a bunion burner.

HURRRRRR

[Anonymous No.4779472]

Woah bro, he took biology. He is a mother fucking expert in fundamental physics.

On a serious note, LOL read a book or wiki article on thermodynamics or just heat you mouth breather.

[Anonymous No.4779476]

>>4779471
and what would you say you were doing in a scientific experiment when you need to put something hot into an ice bath would that be cooling by any chance?

quit being a faggot, no one likes it.

biology is so much worse than chemistry, at least chemists know the basics of cooking.

[Anonymous No.4779477]

>>4779472
i breath through my dick motherfucker

[Anonymous No.4779483]

>>4779476
No, I'd say that I'm taking some heat away from it motherfucker.
Learn2science

[Anonymous No.4779491]

>>4779476

I ams chemistry; I shall add cold to this reaction!

Looking at the system involved, I add or subtract cold (negative energy) from the system!

[Anonymous No.4779493]

An atheist, homosexual, communist, Jewish, ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than even Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Green Beret Force Recon SEAL with over 1500 tours of duty stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."
"Wrong. It's been 5000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and if evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now."
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species and stormed out of the classroom crying those liberal crocodile tears. If only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the Jew had fought hard to destroy the second amendment! Oh how quickly he ran for he knew his holocaust lies would work no longer!
The students applauded and all registered Republican and accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired from his job the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was cast into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

[Anonymous No.4779499]

[Anonymous No.4779500]

>>4779493
my sides

[Anonymous No.4779502]

>>4779493
I hope you don't mind, but I saved that. My sides hurt from reading that, good show.

[Anonymous No.4779525]

>>4779500
>>4779502

[Anonymous No.4779622]

>>4779525
Guilty as charged, I rarely come on this board

[Anonymous No.4779623]

I can die a happy man

[Anonymous No.4779971]

Wow everyone in that story was a retard.

[Anonymous No.4779991]

Christian here.

The OP argument, whomever it's attributed to is flawed. We can now observe our own brains.

What should be argued is the nature of reality. Are we in the real universe? Or is this all a simulation?

If it is in fact a simulation, who's running the simulation?

I for one believe the universe to be infinite and not only is everything possible everything must happen, including the creation of an all powerful being.

That of course is my own philosophy.

I'll leave you with yours.

[Anonymous No.4779998]

>einstein
>christian

[Scientist !!ThFjnJh4EkH No.4780000]

>>4779991
You've committed a common mistake. If the universe is infinite in spatial extent and mass, then of course every physics-ly allowed finite configuration exists somewhere.

God is not a physics-ly allowed finite configuration. Having every possible physics permutation play out doesn't result in magic, and nor does it result in a being which created the universe.

[Anonymous No.4780017]

>>4779322
I burst out laughing when I read the last sentence.

[Anonymous No.4780056]

These "arguments" are so childish and simplistic that it would have had to be written by an merican christfag.
>There's no such thing as cold because it is the absence of heat ...
WTF! My body is cold compared to boiling water AND at the same time it is hot compared to ice. Only those of very limited mental capacities would nod their heads and go "Aw, yes, that makes perfect sense. Oh course cold is the absence of heat!"
FUCK!
Cold a relative and subjective quality.
Heat the random motions and vibrations of the particles/atom of a substance.
THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING!

[Anonymous No.4780068]

>This thread
>implying heat is energy
>implying heat is not the flow of energy

[Anonymous No.4780108]

ln2privative

[Anonymous No.4780242]

>By the way the student was EINSTEIN

[Anonymous No.4780248]

>>4780068
>implying heat is the flow of energy
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4780258]

>>4779438
"heat" (Q) is a scientific terms used to describe the transfer of energy to and fro a system (it's NOT an intrinsic property of a system). "Warm","hot","cold" etc. are non-scientific terms used in everyday life to describe relative temperatures.

>>4779322
Every idiot in STEM (except apparently some of you faggots) know this, the story is BS. Stupid fucking kids on fb can't see an idiotic semantic argument like this means fuckall.

[Anonymous No.4780284]

>>4779322
>dat twist
that's some m night shyamalan shit right there

[Anonymous No.4780299]

>>4779493
Oh god not this shit again.
Stop posting it, it will never be funny.
This is even worse than the story with the soldier claiming God is busy protecting the marines in Iraq.

[Anonymous No.4780313]

>>4780299
>not appreciating satire

[Anonymous No.4780321]

>>4780313
It is still not funny. It is like sitting in the theater and watch a parody of a mockumentary. It wouldn't stop.

[Anonymous No.4780323]

>>4780299
That one is pretty lulzy too.
It's especially funny that these things work as a reverse Poe's law nowadays, and relious edgy teens use these nonsense as a serious argument.

[Anonymous No.4780324]

>>4780321
but the one about jesus being in iraq protecting the soldiers was not originally intended as satire.

[Anonymous No.4780330]

>>4780324
>>4780324
wait they were actually serious when they said that an omnipotent, omniscent, omnipresent being can only do one thing at a time? oh wow.

[Anonymous No.4780337]

>>4780330
>yfw the bible doesn't say god is omnipresent

[Anonymous No.4780492]

>>4780330

The originals of these are deadly serious. That's why the pisstake with the flat tax and the Jewishly smiling professor is always funny. For me, at least.

[Anonymous No.4780495]

>>4780299
it's a satirical play on another copypasta where the professor challenges god to knock him over and if god doesn't do it, then there is no god and then some marine punches him in the face or something.

the originals were deadly serious.

[Anonymous No.4780854]

>>4780258
I know its a load of BS since Einstein was born Jewish and became deist, I just wanted to know where it came from and to hear similarly stupid fabrications.

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[Anonymous No.4780886]

>>4780858
God damn. That bitch needs to get raped by a nigger.

[Anonymous No.4780912]

>>4780858
I'm glad you reposted this image. As a good friend of mine once put, "The world needs guttersluts". Not all of us are alpha scientists. When we get that craving for a meal, and have only 30 minutes to escape from the lab, someone has to be there to flip our burgers and fill our sodas. This girl, is our future McDonalds queen!