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4775533 No.4775533[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you?

>> No.4775543

>>4775533
in a heartbeat

>> No.4777284

Hell no. I wouldn't go to MIT even for a tenured position. In fact, I would suck a dick to avoid going to MIT.

>> No.4777292

I would suck no more than 2.46 dicks to enroll at MIT. Anymore of that is just absurd.

>> No.4777293

I would suck a 100 dicks if they were nice looking, healthy and of proper shape.

>> No.4777297

Engineering general?

>> No.4777299

>>4777292
I happen to have exactly .46 dick.
get to suckin!

>> No.4777300

>>4777292
sucking a fraction of a dick would be worse than sucking the overhead whole number. Don't wanna get blood on your suit do you?

>> No.4777301
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4777301

>high school
>do pretty well academically, but socially withdrawn
>try out for lacrosse team to make friends, look good on college apps
>dickhead on team constantly makes fun of me, makes me feel like shit
>"fuck him, that dumb jock is going to be grilling burgers for the rest of his life"

>fast forward to college
>physics major, do decent, get social life, relatively happy
>go to MIT for guest lecture with some other students
>find out lax dickhead is going to MIT
>he's studying physics to, only he's got a 4.6 GPA and doing graduate level work
>he ends up fucking the only hot female physics student in my school. she friendzoned me a few weeks before
>mfw

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4777305

>>4777300
>Don't wanna get blood on your suit do you?
You don't know what I'm into!

>> No.4777314

>>4777305
>dont know what I'm in to!
>in to!
>!
Does that fit the picture you posted?

>> No.4777316

This really taints this boards reputation. Instead of having a question like: would you lick 10 million pussies to get to MIT, you have a question which makes this board looks full of engineers.

>> No.4777318

>>4777316
I think it'd be worse if you asked about pussies.
would make it seem like we don't like slit

>> No.4777363

>>4777318
Yeah? Imagine a chick/ur gf coming in ur room to see what you're doing and see you posting in this thread with a pic saying: Would you suck 100 dicks ..?

>> No.4777369

>>4777363

you must be new here

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4777376

>>4777363

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4777385

>>4775533
>Dick sucking

Does MIT has a good engineering program?