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I think this is a fun question. I expect humor in the answers, but if you are going to be humorous please at least give a semi-serious answer as well.

What if...
>physicists ran the world?
>biologists ran the world?
>engineers ran the world?
>mathematicians ran the world?
>economists ran the world?
>sociologists ran the world?
>anthropologists ran the world?

>> No.4753940

>economists
to a degree

>> No.4753944

>economists ran the world?
In case you haven't noticed: they do.

>> No.4753948

not one occupation of people run the world, it's a mix of some of those you proposed and a lot more.

And specialization is one of the things that allowed economic prosperity. For example physicists are supposed to be good at physics.

>humorous
no
unless you are the kind of retard that thinks the president of the US runs America or the world

>> No.4753951

>physicists ran the world?
we would be a type II civilization. probably an empire or technocratic type of state.

>biologists ran the world?
no more technologic advancement, forced human experiment, life expetency rise up.

>engineers ran the world?
will focus on technology efficiency instead of innovation.

>mathematicians ran the world?
I'd say they are the more balanced people, using the best of every branch.

>economists ran the world?
what we got.

>sociologists ran the world?
oh god, I don't even want to imagine.

>anthropologists ran the world?
dunno, probably shit.

>> No.4753953

>>4753931
>engineers
gay orgies everywhere

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>but doesn't physics already run the world?

>"lets watch them in their natural habitat, tear down this city, start distributing fur pelts."

>"We estimate this problem to be solved within a few days" (for six years)

>"wait, there's been a bombing?! 600 dead!? Hold on! I've got an algorithm for that!" (some quick math) "there! now that shows that we actually gained population!"

>Debt borrowing and reinvesting in debt? I don't know, I just watch the news.

>"why isn't everybody getting aloooooonggg!"

>utopia for all, with a fuck your childish shit attitude to boot.

>> No.4753955

>itt: people don't understand what a hypothetical situation is

>physicists ran the world?
physicists are the highest class you can be, instantly puts you on 10/10 would bang tier, and are guaranteed 300k starting.
>biologists ran the world?
evolution mandated at universal law, book burnings of anything with a mention of mathematics
>engineers ran the world?
gay marriage is legal everywhere and your parents look down on you if you're not a homosexual
>mathematicians ran the world?
if you ever once say something incorrect mathematically you're instantly beheaded.
>economists ran the world?
no one economist can agree with another economist and economic wars break out, the most self sustainable make it through the war

>> No.4753956

>physicists ran the world?
We'd exist on multiple planets, underwater, and just about everywhere.
>biologists ran the world?
Species wouldn't go extinct, life expectancy through the roof
>engineers ran the world?
Everything would take much longer to develop, yet everything would be that much more useful
>mathematicians ran the world?
Schizophrenia would be the norm, not a mental disorder
>economists ran the world?
The richest 1% would laugh in the faces of the other 99%
>sociologists ran the world?
There would be no deviations from the "norm"
>anthropologists ran the world?
Everything that was ever done would be analyzed, but nothing new would ever result

>> No.4753959

>engineers ran the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2X52rS-ZLE
the master equation sheet goes missing and all knowledge is lost, forever plummeting the earth into the deepest and darkest age of irrevocable stupidity

>> No.4753965

>mathematicians ran the world?
they already do

>> No.4753973

>>4753959
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2X52rS-ZLE
HOLY FUCK!

>> No.4753976

>>4753931
>physicists ran the world?
The economy produces 2 things: gigantic experiment and ramen
>biologists ran the world?
No idea
>engineers ran the world?
China
>mathematicians ran the world?
Direct eye contact would be banned.
>economists ran the world?
Drugs and prostitution are immediately legal.
>sociologists ran the world?
Sociologists are usually black. This will never happen.
>anthropologists ran the world?
Can you truly run a world when you are subject to geographic and evolutionary pressures?

>> No.4753986

What if comedians ran the world?

>> No.4753991

>>4753959
average engineer

>> No.4754004

>physicists ran the world?
Everyone knows everything. No-one knows how to apply their knowledge though.
>biologists ran the world?
Clones and übermenschen everywhere. Human souls are lost.
>engineers ran the world?
Rocket rise of technology development followed by inevitable robot uprising
>mathematicians ran the world?
Mandatory 20 hours per week of math. Students repeatedly asking stupid questions or insisting that 0.999...=/= 1 are put into special schools.

>economists ran the world?
>sociologists ran the world?
>anthropologists ran the world?

Oh god, please don't.

>> No.4754048

>>4754004

This.

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>>4753959

That fucking video. What the actual fuck?

>physicists ran the world?
Particle Accelerators Errywhere. Holodeck gets invented within 10 years.
>biologists ran the world?
Schools focus on memorisation rather than teaching skills. The world stagnates
>engineers ran the world?
Wallpaper is replaced by formulae sheets.
>mathematicians ran the world?
Why settle for one world when Banach-Tarski tells us we can have two?
>economists ran the world?
Large wars between Austria, Chicago and the rest of the world. People finally understand what inflation means.
>sociologists ran the world?
Promotion of hipsterism as a way of life. The world descents into darkness.
>anthropologists ran the world?
The world is now run by women. Death everywhere.

>> No.4754198

>physicists ran the world?
-Rapid progress in space exploration.
-More expensive mega experiments like the LHC and SKA.
-80% of the population dies of starvation.
>biologists ran the world?
Excessive focus on biological research and conservation efforts stagnate everything else.
>engineers ran the world?
-Efficient technocratic government.
-Lots of technological progress, but little advancement in theoretical Science and Mathematics.
-One universal Architecture style.
-Non-deterministic philosophies, emotions and religions become a crime punishable by death.
>mathematicians ran the world?
The entire world would be like the like the cloisters in Anathem.
>economists ran the world?
The 1% becomes powerful enough that a system of Feudalism is eventually instigated by an aristocratic elite.
>sociologists ran the world?
Hedonistic anarchy.
>anthropologists ran the world?
Regular anarchy.

>> No.4754237

>physicists ran the world?
neato
>biologists ran the world?
not so very neato, but still
>engineers ran the world?
neato to the level inbetween biologists and physicists
>mathematicians ran the world?
neato around the level of engineers.......


>economists ran the world?
opens the first lid
>sociologists ran the world?
opens the second lid and
>anthropologists ran the world?
makes the world what it is today.....'
cept we are one stage further and inlude lawyers as well

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>>4753959

That video.

>> No.4754256

>physicists ran the world?
nothing would get done. questioning anything would be prohibited
>biologists ran the world?
racist wars for supremacy
>engineers ran the world?
everything would work perfectly
>mathematicians ran the world?
bureaucracy, bureaucracy everywhere
>economists ran the world?
no rules, huge companies start to control everything
>sociologists ran the world?
?
>anthropologists ran the world?
?

>> No.4754336

Your guys' perception of economics is funny.

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>>4754336
Deal w/ it.

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>>4754349

Thanks for the picture. I saved it.

>> No.4754466

>physicists ran the world?
God would drop the Earth into the pit of fire he is currently holding it above.

>biologists ran the world?
Children would be taught that evolution is a truth.

>engineers ran the world?
Read Genesis. Specifically the part about Sodom and Gomorrah.

>mathematicians ran the world?
Let's be realistic now...

>economists ran the world?
Jews DO run the world.

>sociologists ran the world?
Come on now. Realistic.

>anthropologists ran the world?
Dude what.