/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4728314]

4/30: Homeland Security To Test Biological Sensors In MBTA Tunnels
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/homeland-security-to-test-biological-sensors-in-mbta-tunnels/

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest
http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

Idk about you /sci/
I assume it's nothing, and even being so the world could use a good virus. Anyone agree?

[Anonymous No.4728328]

What the fuck is with all the reports of people eating/biting other people?

[Anonymous No.4728356]

>>4728328
zday

[Anonymous No.4728369]

>>4728356
Well bring it on yo.

What the hell is taking them so long?

[Anonymous No.4728385]

>>4728369
>implying /sci/ knows anything about gun

[Anonymous No.4728389]

>>4728369
>implying /sci/ knows anything about guns
you nerds would the be the first to day

[Anonymous No.4728431]

>>4728389
>you nerds would the be the first to day
>would the be the first to day
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Anonymous No.4728453]

>>world could use a good virus
sure, if you want to delay the singularity....

That being said, I think I'll take a little trip to Paranal Observatory. The extreme conditions surrounding should dessicate any approaching zombies well before they reach the observatory.

Pic related, it's Paranal's biodome

[Anonymous No.4728511]

Crazy people are crazy. Diseases happen.

I mean, if you wanted an excuse to buy a shotgun, a shit load of ammo, and a couple of crates of MRE's this is as good as any. Doesn't actually MEAN anything through.

[General Vagueness No.4728522]

I guess this is making the rounds on all the boards, huh? this is mostly the same list... yeah these look mundane except for the one about the guy eating someone and getting shot a bunch of times before he stopped... the thing I read elsewhere about Madagascar closing itself to incoming flights is odd too though...

[Anonymous No.4728525]

>>4728522
>the thing I read elsewhere about Madagascar closing itself to incoming flights is odd too though...

[Anonymous No.4728530]

even if there were the closest thing to a zombie outbreak possible happening it wouldn't last long. Nature has been known to fuck up the minds of animals like that fungus or rabies. The thing is everything will decay and fall apart unlike in the movies and such. Plus people are already hyper cautious about catching even the flu.

[Anonymous No.4728550]

>>4728522
I wish I wasn't on my phone otherwise I'd post that pandemic 2 comic about Madagascar.
>"sir, someone is caughing across the world"
>"SHUT. DOWN EVERYTHING."