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ITT: the ultimate questions

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?


Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

>> No.4723845

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

>> No.4723854

>>4723827
>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Only sticky when dry/drying

>Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Yes, because the skinny/fat thing is just retarded wordplay

>Can you be a closet claustrophobic
Again, you are making a bad joke out of puns

>Totally partial
Yes, partial doesn't mean "incomplete", it means biased. I'm a depressing bore and hate your puns

>Another word for thesaurus
I'm not aware of one, but it could exist. Also, separate languages

>If a book about failures doesn't sell
Depends on how you define success; if you define it as not selling then it is a success

>Styrofoam
Not fragile, so I assume it wouldn't be packed with more styrofoam. If it's solid blocks of it, maybe they'll use packing peanut styrofoam to pad it, I don't know.

>Dyslexia
No, dyslexia is in the language center, not sight

>Stealth Bomber
Stealth bomber doesn't mean it's silent when it blows up

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Perhaps those questions are not an assortment but a single one. By answering that single question we can project that answer onto every question.

Can you answer something that doesn't ask in the first place? Maybe the questions are actually answers and you are the question.

Which one will you choose?

>> No.4723862

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

>> No.4723869

If a faggot posts as OP does that mean he's straight?

>> No.4723870

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

>> No.4723873

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

>> No.4723875

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?

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