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-clean dicks (no aids/stds and etc)
-random dick size (big and/or small)
-unlimited time

If you do not take the offer then it goes to the person you hate most.

>> No.4718603

I'd not mate. I'd suck clits. is that ok?

>> No.4718605

Yes.

>> No.4718609

>>4718597
Of course I would.
I'd like to try sucking dick anyway.

>> No.4718613

I don't think I could do it, genuinely.

>> No.4718615

>>4718609
it isnt that bad tbh

kinda hot

>> No.4718620

It doesn't say I have to get them off, so yes.

>> No.4718624 [DELETED] 

No STDs? Yeah, sure.

How long do I suck each one for? I've transcended beyond your petty human feelings. I won't get "scarred for life". Think of it this way. A bunch of particles are moving through space-time in a void, your mouth.

It's that simple.

P.S. I experienced ego death when I 19.

>> No.4718627

i has a question

what kind of guys are they attached to? (twinks, bears, fat neckbeards, underwear models?)

do they have to come? if yes, in my mouth?

what kind of engineering degree would I get from this?

would this mean that I could finally be an OP on 4chan?

>> No.4718629

No STDs? Yeah, sure.

How long do I suck each one for? I've transcended beyond your petty human feelings. I won't get "scarred for life". Think of it this way. A bunch of particles are moving through space-time in a void, your mouth.

It's that simple.

Protip: I experienced ego death when I was 19.

>> No.4718631

>>4718609
This, not attracted to men but I wanna know what it feels like

>> No.4718633

>>4718624
I wonder if you would think the same thing, when he comes in your mouth, a sticky and smelly load.

>> No.4718636

>>4718633
see
>>4718629
fix't spelling

>> No.4718637

>what kind of guys are they attached to?
random pool of guys

>do they have to come? if yes, in my mouth?
To be consider as a dick suck you have to make them cum

>what kind of engineering degree would I get from this?
You should already have an engineering degree

>> No.4718639

If you assume 5 minutes per blowjob that's like 8.666 hours of dick sucking for a million dollars. That's more than 100,000/hr. I'm down for it.

>> No.4718645

That's 10K per dick. Of course I would.

>> No.4718655

>>4718645
Holy shit. I'd probably just suck like 5 dicks every 6 months or anything I need money. It would keep me from wasting my money on stupid shit like those fools who spent a whole day sucking 100 dicks only to have nothing a year later.

>> No.4718656

>>4718655
>anytime I need money

damn spelling

>> No.4718669

>>4718655

Actually you have to fully suck a 100 dicks before you get paid. Did I also mention that you're going to be competing with another anon that takes up to offer too? (up to 3 anon at most)

>> No.4718670

>implying anyone would ever turn this offer down as presented

>> No.4718672

i know how to suck a dick and make even the biggest homophobe rednecks come fast .... count me the fuck in

>> No.4718674

>doing terrible things that you hate for money

ITT: engineering general

>> No.4718685

>>4718669

What, but where do they come from? Am I responsible for finding dicks to suck, or do they appear to me readily? Either way, I'm not very good at it, and have never actually made a man come by going down on him, so I think I'd have to pass simply because of skill rather than desire

>> No.4718708

This thread is hilarious. You will never get 10K for sucking a dick, OP just trying to see how little you think of yourself.

>> No.4718715

>>4718708

learn to count faggot

>> No.4718744

>>4718715
I know how to count. Also: divide; multiply. Please go ahead and enjoy sucking many more cocks.

>> No.4718748

>>4718744
>he doesn't know how to add or differentiate

laughing sci cocksuckers.costanza

>> No.4718761

I've already sucked my best friend's dick 8 times, and he's done me 5 times, but I would never suck another man's dick. That's just disrespectful. I would suck my best friend a million times, but I would never be unfaithful.

>> No.4718777

Considering I've already sucked about thirty dicks at the local glory hole and have fucked two shemale prostitutes which cost money, sure, I'd blow every dick in my immediate radius for one mil.

For the most part, it's just like sucking a warm finger. Just alot sexier.

>> No.4718784

>>4718629

If you're so goddamn morally impenetrable, then why is the money so important to you?

>> No.4718791

>>4718784
What does having no ego have to do with morals?

What does money hbe to do with morals?

>> No.4718795

Yes. I'd be doing it for $10,000, let alone $1,000,000.

>> No.4718799

>>4718791
Stigma against dick-sucking = Moral issue.

There's nothing wrong with it, I just think the logic behind it is flawed. Wouldn't ego death also kill the desire for money?

>> No.4718804

>>4718795
I would do it for free. And as I finish with one I would send him around to my backside so he can give me a nice rectum pounding

>> No.4718818

>Decline offer
>Camera time, secretly take videos of my most hated person sucking the cocks
>Blackmail, tell him I'll show the video to his relatives, friends and post it on the internet if he doesn't give me a decent sum of the money he earned

>> No.4718819

Line them up and lets get this started.

>> No.4718821

Engineer here; I'd do it for way less.

>> No.4718825

>tfw you have to pay to suck a dick because no bf ;_;

>> No.4718827

>>4718597
1. Insist on getting paid in advance
2. Hire a hit-man for $100,000 to kill the person paying me
3. Not suck dicks, enjoy my $900,000

>> No.4718830

>>4718825
hahaha oh wow

>> No.4718833

>>4718825

Are you so goddamn ugly that you can't find a guy who would let you suck him off?

>> No.4718840

>>4718833
too ugly for sexy guys yea

i could find a bear because i am one myself but im not into that

>> No.4718846

>>4718840
I know a lot of sexy guys that are into bears. Keep looking, you'll find someone.

>> No.4718852

>>4718840
Wait how much do you pay to suck dicks and where do you find guys?

>> No.4718853

>>4718827
>Not enjoy sucking dicks

What are you? A faggot?

>> No.4718856

Engineer here. Sadly, I don't have that much money atm :(

>> No.4718858

im open minded but no

>> No.4718860

Yes

>> No.4718861

>>4718852
craigslist

about $25 to $100 depending on if i want them to fuck me
or some just want meth, i share my adderal

>> No.4718891

>>4718861
how exactly do you find out if someone has meth?

>> No.4718901

>>4718891
they advertise that they are looking to party, you provide party favors

code for "i will fuck you/suck your dick/let you suck me in return for drugs"

>> No.4718915

I like dick, so yes.

But only if they're animal cocks.