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How do I get gf?

>> No.4715515

oh look, science related

>> No.4715518

go the gym

>> No.4715521

/fit

>> No.4715528

It's important to always ALWAYS carry spaghetti in a fanny pack. Women love spaghetti.

Also, to prepare asking someone to the movies or somewhere else, eat Mexican laced with laxatives to clean your system out first.

>> No.4715533

aftershave on your face and balls for maximum pheromones

>> No.4715545

>see girl
>approach girl
>unzip pants
>show penis
>get gf

Worked for me.

>> No.4715555

Well let's try to get some here OP. Any female wanting to know some handsome males here? Let's go to omegle and type /sci/ on the interests and choose the video option.

>> No.4715707

OP you look next door and check out that hot milf, and you knock on her door and you give her some sweet loving.

>> No.4715714

Op all you need to do is show her your knowledge of math and science. The moment she hears the word "photon," she will want your dick right then and there.

>> No.4715720

>>4715714
>The moment she hears photon, she will think that you dick is that size
Fix'd

>> No.4715730

Just ask out every girl you see until one says yes, eventually you will run into one as desperate as you are and she will automatically say yes.

>> No.4715734

>>4715720
Implying it isn't all about the clit

>> No.4715745

If your objective is "get gf" then you are doing it wrong and have already lost the battle. Your objective should be "have fun with other people, some of whom may be women." Just be geniune. From that, gf will naturally fall into place. (Also, hooking up with one girl in a group means you will almost certainly be able to hook up with the rest if you want.)

My favourite place to meet women for casual dates is the library. Seems odd, I know, but it works all the time.
> Hey... what'cha reading? Oh, neat. I read X related and loved it. Wanna grab a sandwich?

>>4715730
Shotgun approach works too as long as you don't come off desperate. Lots of people are doing the business card thing, I hear. Find a girl, say hi, hand her a card with your number. Repeat ad infinitum. (Though not in the same place!)

All this information also works for girls looking to pick up guys, btw.

>> No.4715756

Can tulpas take your emotional load, and fight other tulpas in an otherworld?

>> No.4715761

Do what I did and find someone on a dating site. I met a girl from China 5 years ago, and I'm in the process of getting a K1 fiancee visa to bring her over here.