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Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, and Steven Hawking are all brought into a room with state-of-the-art laboratory equipment and tools. They are left there for 48 hours with everything they might need.

What is the result?

>> No.4692453

Tesla makes something. The other two don't

>> No.4692457

>>4692449
Tesla is arrested for violating electric safety protocols, all of them.

Einstein writes a paper and Hawking sits in his wheelchair.

>> No.4692462

nikola is mugged while the other two take credit for his work.
also, i have a bearded dragon.

>> No.4692464

All three are killed by errant arcs of electricity from Tesla's stuff.

>> No.4692466

>>4692462
Hey Leo!

>> No.4692469

They spend 2 days figuring out how those equipment works.

>implying theoretical physicists can into hardware
>implying Tesla knows how modern equipment works

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>>4692469
>>4692469
>>4692469
winrarrrrrrrrrrrrr
op didnt think this through .......

>> No.4692478

>>4692466
>implying i know who this is

>> No.4692484

>>4692478
Your gf?

>> No.4692495

>>4692469
>hurp hurr durr

>>4692477
>derpa derp herpa

>> No.4692493

Tesla immediately takes apart Hawking's wheelchair and analyzes how it works.

Hawking and Einstein try to use mathematics to figure out how the fuck they got in the room in the first place.

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>> No.4692522

Nothing of value because two of them are theorists and Tesla went fucking crazy. Also 48 hours is a crazy short timescale for science.

>> No.4692526

>>4692522
did you know that tesla invented a/c current?
he also calculated the volume of all food he ate.

>> No.4692530

Stephen Hawking sits in a lab for two days waiting for whatever madman left him there with two corpses to come back and release him from this bizarre hell.

>> No.4692591

/sci/ is nofunallowed.jpg

>> No.4692594

>Tesla, Einstein and Hawking wake up in a fully equipped modern laboratory.
>Einstein and Tesla wonder why they are dead and who's the machine-man
>Hawking wants to get closer to Einstein but rolls over Tesla's foot
>Repressed memories of Edison come back to him
>Tesla is actually a bear and mauls Hawking
>Mercury starts pouring out of Einstein's pockets
Fucking LabStop

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4692607

Without simply being able to observe their result we would have to derive the result.
In deriving the result we would ourselves create it.
In creating their result without them we defeat the purpose of this thread.

/thread

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This board does deserve to get the axe.

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>> No.4692989

>>4692526
He also went crazy, and it took longer than 48 hours to invent a/c current

>> No.4693124

>Nikola builds stuff with electricity
>Einstein tries to prove wrong the people that are/have proved him wrong
>Hawking takes a week to properly greet the other two
>If any of them work on the same thing: arguments ensue

For the last one, science has unfortunately been very political.

>> No.4693279

Several failed attempts at finding proof of the single universal force responsible for everything.