/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.4654188]

Its No Masterbation May motherfuckers!

ok /sci/ducks its day 6 and shits starting to hit the ceiling

can't resist really touching my junk when no one's looking this is a lot different than day 5, now today anything that even has to do with muh junk causes sexual arrosal, like my inside of my leg brushing it or just sitting in bed

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654194]

whats the point? and are you still allowed to fuck, or no getting off at all?

[Anonymous No.4654207]

>>4654194
absolutely nothing, its basically I cannot cum at all.

The idea of it is to let testosterone build up till the point you can't resist to fap or fuck or you break the habit of fapping

absolutely nothing. I tried to play the rule like "well I'm not allowed to cum so I'll just arouse myself" which turned into an inability to resist fapping

[Anonymous No.4654209]

>>4654194
>whats the point?
To do what the internet tells you.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654221]

>>4654207
so just a test of willpower? just to see if you can?
good luck.

>>4654209
this happens all the time, ive seen threads on /b/ 'no fap november' etc, some crazy bastard was even trying 'no fap 2012' so, what you're doing but for a whole year.

[Anonymous No.4654226]

>>4654221
>thinks it's crazy
>probably can't last a day herself

[Anonymous No.4654237]

>>4654207
>The idea of it is to let testosterone build up
>Not ejaculating cause testosterone to build up

Holy shit. This is medical grade retardation here.

[Anonymous No.4654234]

Never ejaculating is bad for your prostate.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654242]

>>4654226
i never said i thought it was crazy, i just dont see the point.
and i can easily last a day, but not sure how many days.
im not even gonna bother testing this, i know i have willpower if its for something important, but going cold turkey over sex for no reason just seems totally pointless.

[Anonymous No.4654245]

>>4654207
>The idea of it is to let testosterone build up

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, just wow.

Yeah, look at all those testosterone addled church boys, clearly bursting at the seems with it. Too bad those sex maniac alpha dogs will never have the sky high levels of testosterone as those church boys.

How retarded do you have to be... to think this is true...?

[Anonymous No.4654253]

>>4654242
and that's why you're never gonna be a scientist

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654262]

>>4654253
so i 'wont be a scientist' because i wont play along with a stupid test of willpower for a month?
how u figure?

[Anonymous No.4654267]

You want to exercise willpower? Maintain a steady schedule of jogging or lift weights for an entire month. Not fapping is just beyond stupid. At least exercise has the added benefit of actually increasing testosterone.

[Anonymous No.4654274]

I don't get urges to masturbate as I am above 18 years old

[Anonymous No.4654275]

>>4654262
You're never gonna be a scientist, because you're doing inane, boring, profane, mundane and irrelevant normalfag shit instead of science.

[Anonymous No.4654280]

>>4654274
You forgot to mention being female.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654281]

>>4654275
>inane, boring, profane, mundane and irrelevant normalfag shit
lol, THATS what you call sex/masturbation?
any reason a scientists cant do this 'normalfag shit' and still do science as well?

[Anonymous No.4654292]

>>4654281
Because he needs some sort of arbitrary rationalization why he's doing one of the more stupid things a human mind could conceive of. Thinking it will help him be a scientist is just as good as any other.

[Anonymous No.4654293]

>>4654280

But I'm not. Also, you either have to be a child or have incredibly weak willpower to actually let masturbation interfere with anything in your life. I fap once every few days for a quick stress relief if I feel like it and that's it.

[Anonymous No.4654298]

>>4654293
Nobody but the OP is under the delusion that masturbation affects normal functioning in anyway, but don't lie and say you have absolutely no urges.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654300]

>>4654292
i dont see how it'd make him a better scientist, first of all, that 'no fap = more testosterone' is bullshit, and even if it wasnt, i dont see how more testosterone would make him a better scientist
also, after a couple of weeks or so, he'll be horny as fuck pretty much all the time. sex will be the only thing on his mind, so how the fuck is he going to concentrate on science?

[Anonymous No.4654303]

>>4654300
I don't even want sex. The desire for sex is an outdated evolutionary artefact.

[Anonymous No.4654304]

>>4654300
I don't think you got the part where I was implicitly agreeing with you, like how I called it an "arbitrary rationalization". I.e. it doesn't help him be a better scientist.

[Anonymous No.4654302]

>>4654298
Not lying. There might be something wrong with me, but I simply don't get the urge to masturbate anymore. Used to get it badly and fapped several times a day, then stopped when I was around 18. Don't know why.

[Anonymous No.4654310]

>>4654304
It will help me not only become a better scientist, but also become a better human.

[Anonymous No.4654306]

>that feel when unable to complete a month of no fapping due to large overactive testicles

It just feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.4654311]

>>4654302
>I simply don't get the urge
>I fap once every few days

Perhaps you don't understand urges...

[Anonymous No.4654318]

>>4654226
>herself

[Anonymous No.4654319]

>>4654310
>mfw you actually believe this

I seriously hope you get prostate cancer, you're discovered to be sterile, and never get laid.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654315]

>>4654310
do you still fuck, are are you not sexual at all, and get no urges?
cause thats wierd.

and i dont see how that makes you a better human. everything else will be exactly the same, you just dont fap.

[Anonymous No.4654317]

>>4654306
the way you worded that bro, made me laugh out loud

[Anonymous No.4654320]

>>4654315
Without fapping I will have plenty more time and more energy for important things and I will gain more confidence.

[Anonymous No.4654324]

>>4654319
Most likely this will happen for real. Not even joking.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654329]

>>4654320
>Without fapping I will have plenty more time
even if you would normally do it every day (which most guys dont, i think) then you're only saving a few extra minutes.
it hardly makes any difference, you could sleep a few extra minutes less each night, for the same gains.
its negligable.

>and more energy
lol, i dont think fapping is too exhausting for guys.

>and I will gain more confidence.
how does that work? why would whether you masturbate have any effect on your level of confidence?

[Anonymous No.4654334]

>>4654329
>mfw I normally hate EK, but she's being surprisingly reasonable ITT

[Anonymous No.4654336]

>>4654329
For me it would mean saving about 4 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.4654339]

>>4654336
You have a medical problem.

[Anonymous No.4654348]

>>4654344
Yes.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654345]

>>4654334
yeh, i have my ups and downs. im feeling pretty calm now.

>>4654336
you fap for 4 hours??

[Anonymous No.4654344]

>>4654339
Do I?

[Anonymous No.4654359]

Here's the thing, whacking it every day leaves you in a state of lower testosterone and higher prolactin. It makes you lazy. Not even kidding. And having one orgasm per week or so is no less likely to decrease your chance of prostate cancer than by busting a nut twice a day.

[Anonymous No.4654357]

>>4654188
>Masterbation

[Anonymous No.4654360]

>>4654345
Sometimes it's even up to 8 hours.

>>4654348
What can I do about it?

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654361]

>>4654357
you really felt the need to post, just to point out a spelling mistake?

[Anonymous No.4654363]

>>4654359
You give me a citation for even one of your claims (excluding prolactin levels) and I'll be impressed.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654367]

>>4654360
>Sometimes it's even up to 8 hours.
every single day??
i didnt even think that were possible
erm, so when you have sex you can last that long as well? or, you can last exactly as long as you like?

[Anonymous No.4654368]

No seriously, the hormonal effects of ejaculation make guys lazy.
There have been dozens of studies done on this.
/sci/ is making me sick today.

[Anonymous No.4654365]

>>4654361
Yes.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654376]

>>4654368
>No seriously, the hormonal effects of ejaculation make guys lazy.
yeh, guys get sleepy straight after, but only for a little while. its not like it puts them out of action for the rest of the day and totally unproductive.

[Anonymous No.4654371]

>>4654367
I never had sex and I'm not interested in having sex.

[Anonymous No.4654370]

>>4654367
It's not possible, he's either lying through his teeth, or has a severely bloodied dick.

[Anonymous No.4654377]

>>4654368
No seriously, drinking ammonia and bleach makes you live longer.
There have been dozens of studies done on this.
Your faggot ass is making me sick.

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654382]

>>4654370
why would he lie? but yeh, it does sound unlikely.

>>4654371
so, you prefer to just fap every single day, rather than actually have sex?
why?
if what you're saying is true, you'd be really good .

[Anonymous No.4654381]

>>4654370
I'm used to it since I was a child. Only on very rare occasions it happened to me that my dick was bleeding, which in no way stopped me from continuing fapping.

[Anonymous No.4654388]

>>4654382
Women in real life disgust me. I couldn't imagine having sex with one. When I see them, all I can think of is beating the shit out of them for being worthless pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.4654399]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788?ordinalpos=16&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pub
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[Anonymous No.4654400]

>>4654388
dis gun b gud

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.4654401]

EK thread XDDDDDDDDD

[EK !EKFnQG0UBo No.4654419]

>>4654388
you sound like a fucking asshole, also, maybe you're just gay?

>all I can think of is beating the shit out of them for being worthless pieces of shit.
yeh, its tempting to get all pissed off and start ranting, but i think for once im just gonna leave it.
you're either trolling, or you just are an asshole, but thats fine, i dont ever have to meet you.

[Anonymous No.4654446]

>>4654399
Well, I'll be damned. Still, being a scientific study this just shows that abstinence increases testosterone only to a level which is /statistically/ significant, NOT biologically significant.

Also,

>plasma testosterone was unaltered by orgasm

Good to have that on record.

Now that I see this though, it makes perfect sense. Evolutionary if an organism isn't having sex, then increasing the sex drive (via testosterone) is only logical. Taking into consideration that serum testosterone levels were unaffected on an orgasm to orgasm basis (as per above), it's obvious that ejaculating doesn't lower testosterone. Either way you look at it, abstaining is mentally retarded. It's not going to make you manlier or anything, just proportionally more horny.

[Anonymous No.4654460]

I can attest to masturbation having worse effects than "sleepy for a bit"

I am victim to its grasp. After orgasm, its tougher to focus. I have gone months without masturbation and its habit returned eventually. But in those months I felt healthier, happier, more productive, more apt to talk to girls.

tl;dr - masturbation makes you lose motivation

[Anonymous No.4654471]

>>4654465
>implying there's more than anecdotal evidence for qualia

[Anonymous No.4654465]

>>4654460
Thanks for the anecdotal evidence, Bob. Now for astrological readings with Diana! Diana?

[Anonymous No.4654476]

>>4654471
>implying that somehow bolsters the reputation or utility of anecdotal evidence

[Anonymous No.4654477]

>>4654460
>tl;dr - masturbation makes me lose motivation
fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.4654478]

>>4654460
masturbation makes YOU lose motivation

[Anonymous No.4654512]

>>4654477
>tl:dr - I'm under the belief that masturbation makes me lose motivation
fixed that for him for you

[Anonymous No.4654640]

Ok OP here


So what would you faggots describe as that phenomenon in which you become horny, love the shit out of that porn or what ever, and when you're finished that porn is disgusting and your dick won't get hard over it

for some reason I do feel increased confidence with the opposite sex as I am a lonerfag most of the time.

I remember last year the lack of fap drove me to shave my pubes off and I often came in my sleep and had many more wet dreams

[Anonymous No.4654645]

>>4654640

It's called "lust"

[Anonymous No.4654657]

>>4654645
so if its just a drive for pleasure, like the pleasure people feel when smoking or something

is it possible to break the habit or quit?

[Anonymous No.4654654]

>>4654645
>horny

ftfy

[Anonymous No.4654662]

>>4654657
As possible as it is to quit smoking, but less beneficial.

[Anonymous No.4654668]

>>4654662

Also you could just wait until you're 25 or so and it will go away.

[Anonymous No.4654672]

>>4654668
but but but thats 5 years away!

I want all the wet dreams I can get from withdraw

[Anonymous No.4654679]

hey /sci/ why do I cum so much more when I wait to fap for many days on end?

[Anonymous No.4654687]

OP will prolly post his memoirs on no fap may tomorrow on day 7

[Anonymous No.4654691]

>70 replies
>no hot women spam to break OP
>idontknowwhatthefuckisgoingon.exe.tiff.jpg.gif.tga

[Anonymous No.4654700]

>>4654691
Everything I have to post has already been posted in yesterday's thread

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>>4654700
>>4654706
>>4654711
Stop it guys I trying to make it all 31 days

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[Anonymous No.4654737]

THE absolute edge of sfw

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>>4654728

I have that exact pair of scissors. The bottle opener behind the pivot doesn't work for shit.

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you guys are bad at this game

[Anonymous No.4654769]

>>4654767
Kinda hard working within the constraints of "sfw". I'd like to see you do better.

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