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4646272 No.4646272 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a way to trick the breathalyzer into registering a HIGHER alcohol value than you possess?

Something to eat or drink (not being alcohol, of course)? Or perhaps the way you exhale?

Or even, what drinking pattern should be followed? Drinking all at a time before doing the test? Letting a bit of alcohol on the tongue when exhaling?

Any tip is welcome

>> No.4646306 [DELETED] 
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gargling mouthwash right before might do it, but i dont see why any1 would want to trick the thing into being HIGHEr than you really are, you fucking WANT to get a DWI??

>> No.4646311

>>4646306

Competition between friends. Winner takes a prize. But I am not so keen on over-drinking just for this...

I suppose those fuckers will get a 0.45 mark or something, the prize is good...

>> No.4646316

Eating or drinking almost anything with 30 minutes of the test can cause it to read higher, alcohol still in your mouth will cause it to read way higher.

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>>4646311
>Competition between friends. Winner takes a prize.
wow, your friends are fucking retarded
is the prize 'cirrhosis'?

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>>4646311
out of curiosity, what's the prize?

>> No.4646335

>>4646323
Haha. That face is perfect with that comment.

>> No.4646331

Wait, eating something before drinking doesn't make you less drunk, i.e. doesn't your liver process more alcohol and so you have less alcohol in your organism?

>>4646323

I can't say they aren't...

>> No.4646339

>>4646333

An old seismometer

>> No.4646344 [DELETED] 

>>4646331
yeh, having loads of food in your stomach absorbs a lot of alcohol. you digest a large meal slowly, so the alcohol filters into the blood along with the meal, slowly.

but a breathaliser isnt perfectly accurate, it doesnt measure blood alcohol content (relating to how drunk you actually are) it measures alcoholic vapour in your breath, which is only an estimate.
taking a couple of vodka shots right before breathalising should give you an edge, and if you can, try not to swallow all of it, keep a few drops swishing around in your mouth, and then do the breathaliser like that. the reading will be really fucking high

...you cheating bastard =p

>> No.4646347 [DELETED] 

>>4646339
you're shitting me!??
how he fuck did a bunch of retarded pissheads get their hands on a seismometer??

and why would that even be the prize?? i'd have just though 'a fuckload of booze' would be the prize

>> No.4646351

I remember this thread.

>> No.4646360

>>4646347

One of them is grandson of a geologist or something. He has just completed under-graduation and is going to specialize himself in geology as well, so he bought an used seismometer for whatever reason, but his grandpa gave him a much better one, so he is ditching the old one.

>>4646351

I know, competition got postponed, so I thought I'd ask it again.

>> No.4646361

If you're looking to cheat the test, then think of the easiest methods possible. SAVE SOME ALCOHOL IN YOUR MOUTH AND SPIT IT INTO THE DAMN BREATHALYZER DURING YOUR TURN. Continue breathing as normal.

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>>4646361
didnt i JUST fucking say that!??

>> No.4646377

hmmmmm where have i seen this thread before...

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>>4646377
read the fucking therad you thick cunt!!
>>4646351
>>4646360
>I know, competition got postponed, so I thought I'd ask it again.

>> No.4646386 [DELETED] 

>>4646380
*thread

>> No.4646389

>>4646366
No, you didn't.

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>>4646389
>taking a couple of vodka shots right before breathalising should give you an edge, and if you can, try not to swallow all of it,
>keep a few drops swishing around in your mouth, and then do the breathaliser like that. the reading will be really fucking high

>> No.4646402

>>4646398
Yeah, well you posted that after me.

>> No.4646408 [DELETED] 
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>>4646402
uhuh

>> No.4646420

>>4646408

>>4646398
>16:25

>>4646361
>16:17

Mr. EK, you seem to lack a grasp on simple concepts like time.

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>>4646420
>quoting the quote, not the origional

>extending a shitty troll
>extending his own genuine retardation
pick one

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>>4646430
EK, you amuse me. First, you become irritated to the point of excessive profanity by nothing more than the mere fact that someone else posted exactly what you did moments after you posted it. Then, you recognize the other poster as a troll while continuing to feed the aforementioned troll afterward. Please do develop your intelligence before posting on this board.

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>>4646458
i called it out as a troll straight away, fucktard.

>> No.4646505

>>4646486
...and continued to feed the troll. Good job. You broke the first rule of not being trolled.

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>>4646486
So mad...

>> No.4646544 [DELETED] 

>>4646539
>'not even mad'

>> No.4646568

>EK
Another great thread by EK

>> No.4646586

having some alcohol around in your mouth when you breath in the thing will probably do it

also, what is this EK you fags keep whining about?

>> No.4646592

>>4646586
She is our Queen, some dissidents have no respect for her most illustrious person and feel like soiling every thread she graces with her noble presence.

One day they shall be executed.

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4646598

OP you should keep some alcohol inside your mouth and spit it in the machine.

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>>4646598

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>>4646603
+1 for using John Cleese

>> No.4646664

Why do you have to destroy everything EK?

At topic: put a sponge soaked in alcohol in your mouth during the test

>> No.4646720

>>4646610

- 1,000,000,000 for using Steven Seagal

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>>4646720
It's cool man

>> No.4646738

>>4646720
+1.5 for using kevin bacon

>> No.4647704

So many dead links...
Were all EK posts deleted? Good
Now we can get back on topic!

>> No.4647955

mouthwash containing alcohol

>> No.4650046

I don't know if this work, but maybe you should wait and drink everything minutes before the test